Official Team Thread Roys FFC S38 Community Rooms - Gorillas gonna grill

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GAME DAY! Game MIGHT start around 4pm. Weather is classified.
Hosting the OOBs at the BJO!

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Hello Roys long time no see….

My ****ing Cats better beat those Lions tomorrow evening…

I’ll be watching from my favourite position if you care to join!!

Jessica Alba GIF


Have a good night x

Thankfully I didn’t go to PF. 😭
Would have been a hell of a game for the neutral spectator. Me on the other hand. My pacemaker exploded. I almost drowned in a pool of sweat, and my dog is no longer talking to me.
 
3 losses on the trot but I think we did that last season too and ended up playing finals. So everything is fine. No really. No stress.

Sweet FA (Senior Grade) :
Roys 5.3 / 11.6 / 14.9 / 17.14.116
OOBs 3.2 / 7.3 / 16.12 / 20.13.133
Goals: TheGoatBaron 4, HinkleysHeroes, Phar Ace 3, DERRINALPHIL, Mooch 2, Dicky Fitzwell, _Mike_, Elmer_Hauser
Match Start: https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/1387444/post-85463473
Match Stats: https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/1387444/post-85464849
Ladder: https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/1384244/post-85465289

SPAM FL (Reserve Grade) :
No game yet.
 

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Match Stats Rd9 New
Season 38 Round 9 Roys v Old Boys
Rd9 ROYvOOBHOKMHTFFFAGBDt
Dicky Fitzwell02110101119
Reardo04561010040
_Mike_013880011284
Aristotle Pickett014340110057
Ed_Gein06170110033
JackNah_8010880100071
3KZ is Football0159101200199
TheGoatBaron09001114457
Mobbs076130010062
HinkleysHeroes074101113174
Elmer_Hauser04470011041
DERRINALPHIL10142830022100
royboy20100117720283
SpecialBruce0118143010094
Mooch02001102023
Phar Ace10214725431119
fitzroybowiedog090149410092
Roylion0023001009
Pure Grunt06041110028
windyhill03150000022

Well what a game that was. We almost made the glorious comeback. We even played the fourth quarter this week. We forgot to play the 3rd but let's not get bogged down in that. Some top drawer performances this week too (again). Phar Ace pinch hitting in the ruck with 10 hitouts, getting plenty of ball around the ground (28 touches) and kicking 3 goals. Is there anything he can't do? DERRINALPHIL also had his customary double-digit hit outs and also helped himself to 22 around the ground and snagged a pair of beauties himself. Stalwarts 3KZ is Football and fitzroybowiedog turned back the clock with 25 and 23 possies respectively. HinkleysHeroes stepped up with 3 goals of his own while TheGoalBaron kicked 4.4 and Mooch snagged a pair. Teacher's pet royboy2 was gifted 7 free kicks. OK I'll conced he did lay 7 ironman tackles too. JackNah_8 and _Mike_ played the aerial game close to perfection with 8 marks each.

The season so far
ROYHOKMHTFFFAGBDt
_Mike_061264471664400
3KZ is Football0863883914533594
Aristotle Pickett049273051400297
Chezzalenko Reborn0213002009
DERRINALPHIL96653632414766557
Dicky Fitzwell02243022139167
Eat Fresh0000000000
Ed_Gein262234384701359
Elmer_Hauser029184030222241
fitzroybowiedog0754604724577603
HinkleysHeroes05224621071183417
JackNah_8045253323234303
judge judy91842073241165
Mobbs051386141713394
Mooch0221010433116198
Phar Ace10100348219111242653
Pure Grunt037103065312229
Reardo044354620610325
royboy207316840268711573
Roylion034283531920254
SpecialBruce096301061611862679
TheGoatBaron049518523116397
windyhill032114173501228
 
Posting Stats Rd9 New
Season 38 Posting Stats
ROYRd1Rd2Rd3ByeRd5Rd6Rd7Rd8Rd9TotalAvg
_Mike_ 12817287357910
3KZ is Football 8611699612588
Aristotle Pickett 12361
Chezzalenko Reborn 00
DERRINALPHIL 15145127519183616621
Dicky Fitzwell 1232171
Eat Fresh 00
Ed_Gein 10102
Elmer_Hauser 39183116415518423
fitzroybowiedog 112111412948719
HinkleysHeroes 266322183
JackNah_8 6223141117547
judge judy 441
Mobbs 97118180551434358145796100
Mooch 1221222266212212616
Phar Ace 12021105283411415
Pure Grunt 00
Reardo 00
royboy2 6716231243
Roylion 00
SpecialBruce 13651352233
TheGoatBaron 536038488819475138549
windyhill 121151
No. of Posters1515120131414141415
Totals25132436201883421652524112130
* Excludes BYES

Really fun thread against the Old Boys, reflected in our highest match thread post count for the season. Mobbs led the charge of course and TheGoatBaron kept up his usual pace. It was great to see Elmer_Hauser back in the swing of it too. Phar Ace and _Mike_ with their highest post counts of the year, and even 3KZ is Football made double figures. Happy days.

Next week we're off to the other side of Sweet to face a West Coast coming off the back a spanking by the Dragons and currently sitting a couple of percentage points above us. So this one is a must win. Let's get out there and own the Colosseum.
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Our presentation in match threads has been gradually solidifying. For Round 9, for the first time, we enjoyed 7 players having reached the grand status of 5 or more posts in a match thread for that and the previous two rounds. This is the main metric I use to judge our team's participation value. DERRINALPHIL joined this esteemed club on the weekend, following the addition of Elmer_Hauser and _Mike_ the round prior. Phar Ace and JackNah_8 are shaping up to get into the dark green next week, and fitzroybowiedog floats not far behind.
 
Selection Day. Selection and Position can be somewhat gamed through participation.
 
Back.... again!

Another Senior Grand Final, Associations Goal Umpire of the Year again! Not bad a fat fudge with a dodgy liver.

I'm already missing footy I'm having withdrawl symptons.
Growing a strong folio mate! I watched a bit of QAFL this year but didn't go to the Grand Final.

Get a post or two into our match thread (see above) and I'll name you next week.
 
Growing a strong folio mate! I watched a bit of QAFL this year but didn't go to the Grand Final.

Get a post or two into our match thread (see above) and I'll name you next week.

Honestly, I'm probably on my final few years. I've done SQ VS NQ twice, I've done Under 16 National Championships, I did one season of NEAFL (That was my third season as well. My only regret was it was way too soon for me and I didn't handle it well).
 

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Honestly, I'm probably on my final few years. I've done SQ VS NQ twice, I've done Under 16 National Championships, I did one season of NEAFL (That was my third season as well. My only regret was it was way too soon for me and I didn't handle it well).
Be happy with what you've achieved! Today if I can be bothered ordering pizza I will feel like I've excelled :D
 
I expect we don't have Mooch tonight as he is probably still celebrating down in Melbs.

I don't collect playing stats so I got nothing for you there, but I can provide Participation (posting) stats!

We had 16 players show for our thread this week, this is our highest for the season, while still certainly down from previous seasons as we continue to rejig in the post-TDC era.

Shoutout to JackNah_8 who reached what I guess I can call "full pace", referring to a strong presence three rounds running. They now join _Mike_ 3KZ is Football DERRINALPHIL Elmer_Hauser TheGoatBaron Mooch Phar Ace and myself in the dark green. We have 8 others showing some colour over the past 3 weeks, with 4 players yet to grace us with their presence, and 2 ( Aristotle Pickett and judge judy ) who have gone somewhat quiet. Also a welcome back to Chezzalenko Reborn and Ed_Gein who have popped in this week after some absence.

Another shoutout this time to windyhill who popped in for a career personal best 9 spams this week in his 150th game, bettering even his 7 chatties in the S33 Grand Final ( which we won :) )

Anywhats, that stuff's boring so here's the basic table of spamliness:
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A great win for the Roys today, reversing the recent slump which saw us lose 3 on the trot. The Wonders did a job on us in Rd 2 last season, it was quite the demolition job on top of the comeback win against us in the praccy a couple weeks earlier. That had been on my mind ever since, and returning the favour was the theme of the day as we scored nearly as much in the first half as the Wonders could manage for the entire day.

However it was not without its scares as the folks from the Colosseum did mount a couple of counter-offensives to keep us on our toes. But the workrate of such players as onballer royboy2 and ruck behemoth DERRINALPHIL kept the supply going to our potent forward line, where TheGoatBaron loomed large and goaty, ably supported by HinkleysHeroes and Dicky Fitzwell .

Down in defence, the lineup was a new experiment with a number of changes, and those changes continued during the day as we kept sorting out the optimum stopper system to negate the Wonders' firepower. windyhill was fired up generalling the half back line on his big day, and Eat Fresh came into the team fresh and eating, to offer some vim and vigour in the rear. I would have more to say about my company down back but I was busy disciplining myself for not finding a real captain for our team in a season and a half.

We host the Dragons next week, and they will be fired up after a dismaying result today. They'll be breathing fire when they arrive at the BJO - but ok that's kind of cheating 'cause it's not even a metaphor, or wouldn't be if dragons are real.

But gorillas ARE real, and it's getting real in Season 38! One spot out of the finals right now, and on the way up!

C'arn 'rillas!
 
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Barrels Award - Round 8 (v Furies)​


In an overall quiet thread there was a clear hierarchy of favourites from the Furies. Thus:

Literally everybody voted Frothies Mcveigh a third spot. Congrats Frothies!

Literally everybody voted James Colorado into second spot. Well done Jim!

And again unanimous was the vote for the first place, which was won by ShaunDuggan !

Congratulations Duggs, and please accept the kindness of our production team at the BJO who have put together a special attack Barrel for you!

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Barrels Award - Round 7 (v Furies)​



In an overall quiet thread there was a clear hierarchy of favourites from the Furies. Thus:

Literally everybody voted Frothies Mcveigh a third spot. Congrats Frothies!

Literally everybody voted James Colorado into second spot. Well done Jim!

And again unanimous was the vote for the first place, which was won by ShaunDuggan !

Congratulations Duggs, and please accept the kindness of our production team at the BJO who have put together a special attack Barrel for you!

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Thanks friends. This may just be the thing, that catapults me back into the SFAEW main event scene.

PhenomenalV1
 
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Barrels Award - Round 9 (v OOBs)​


The next round we met the OOBs, and where the previous week was a quiet one, this definitely was anything but.

So much so that almost every set of votes for the Barrels Award spilled out of the usual 321 mode and went into decimals, fractions and scoreless approvals.

But I'm a nerd so I did go ahead and tally everything up. And because it was an insane vote tally, I will share the numbers with you, the audience, and you, the webcrawlers who service Google in the seedy underbelly of an evening.

In EIGHTH place is Dingster with 0.9 points. Deftly done, Ding!
In SEVENTH place is Tigerturbulance, with 1.1 points. Terrific total Turbo!
In SIXTH place is kenneyswarriors with 1.6 points. Classy carry-on Kenney!
In FIFTH place is Braklet with 2.4 points. Bonzah bally-hoo Braks!
In FOURTH place is Robertio with 3.4 points. Ripper rendition Rob!
In THIRD place is U2tigers with 4.0 points. Unwavering undertaking by U2!
In SECOND place is Mrs Turbo with 5.0 points. Masterful musings, MrsT!

Which leaves the Barrels award in the hands of the OOBs' very own Departing Diva, with 5.9 points!

Congratulations DemurePrincess - rated the funnest opponent in our recent match!

You may now have a barrel. :)

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Match Stats Rd 10 New
Season 38 Round 10 West Coast Wonders v Roys FFC
Rd10 WCWvROYHOKMHTFFFAGBDt
Mooch 03250120020
Eat Fresh 02550010028
Mobbs 04181000035
Aristotle Pickett 09662010062
windyhill 04462020038
Ed_Gein 08591010058
judge judy 05280000037
SpecialBruce 011561031061
Phar Ace 0144103031083
HinkleysHeroes 012860002387
JackNah_8 08473011065
_Mike_ 03370000032
Elmer_Hauser 03010002124
TheGoatBaron 08002005365
Dicky Fitzwell 05000004140
DERRINALPHIL 16110134300094
Roylion 02060000018
royboy2 010066200270
fitzroybowiedog 010098511189
3KZ is Football 05042100133

No commentary this week because I've been kinda busy and have NFI what happened. Looks like the Roys emulated their cousins from another dimension and laid on a big win, so that was nice.

The Season so far
ROYHOKMHTFFFAGBDt
_Mike_ 064295171664432
3KZ is Football 09138871115534627
Aristotle Pickett 058333671500359
Chezzalenko Reborn 0213002009
DERRINALPHIL 112763762817766651
Dicky Fitzwell 027430221710207
Eat Fresh 02550010028
Ed_Gein 270285294801417
Elmer_Hauser 032184130243265
fitzroybowiedog 0854695529688692
HinkleysHeroes 064326810711106504
JackNah_8 053294053344368
judge judy 92362873241202
Mobbs 055396951713429
Mooch 0251215445116218
Phar Ace 10114389222111552736
Pure Grunt 037103065312229
Reardo 044354620610325
royboy2 08317446288713643
Roylion 036284131920272
SpecialBruce 01073511217111172740
TheGoatBaron 0575110523619462
windyhill 036154793701266
 
TheGoatBaron you are in 4th place on the goalkicking ladder. You're 1 ahead of 5th (35) with 36. 3rd place has 38, 2nd place has 44, and the leader is way out in front with 52.

Dicky Fitzwell is in equal 17th spot with 17 goals. After that we go down to Mooch with 11 (equal 38th) , and HinkleysHeroes with 10 (equal 54th).
 

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