Official Team Thread Roys FFC Season 34 Community Rooms - CONGRATS TIGS2010 BROKEN MEDAL WINNER 🍾

[TedDougChris]

ROYS F.F.C


Roys FFC
The Gorillas
Home Ground: The BJO
Founded: S03
Premiers (3): S04, S25 and S33
Mobbenfuhrer Medallists (2): Broken (S05) & fitzroybowiedog (S25)



SEASON 34 OFFICIAL SQUAD LISTING

3/7. _Mike_
3. Runk
4. JackNah_8
7. Barrels
08. TedDougChris (C)
8. tigs2010
9. Roylion
10. Sterge
11. RU_
13. Kabanna
14. Lore
18. zackah
20. windyhill
26. Allikat
28. Elmer_Judd
30. Mooch (LG)
32. hotchilli
33. Wosh (LG)
35. fitzroybowiedog (VC)
37. Zevon (LG)
44. royboy2
46. Cats_R_Cool_4_Ever
50. Aristotle Pickett
57. 3KZ is Football
72. Beandip
85. Chezzalenko Reborn
120. DERRINALPHIL (R)



In: DERRINALPHIL (R), Kabanna (returning), Aristotle Pickett (Gumbies), Barrels (returning club legend)

Out: Mobbs (OOB), Dingster (Phoenix) , Freo_4eva (delisted), MoscowHawk (delisted)

Squad Size: 27 players

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[TedDougChris]

S33 Summary

Roys FFC - Season 33

Played: 17
Won: 9
Lost: 8

Finals:
Second Elimination Final: Roys defeated Warriors: 103 - 101
Second Semi Final: Roys defeated Gumbies: 94 - 73
First Preliminary Final: Roys defeated Dragons: 85 - 79

Grand Final: Roys defeated Phoenix: 141 - 109


Club Awards:



Broken Medal: Mooch
Yippyio Medal: Mooch
Itsmyshow Award: Mobbs
Flea29 Award: Cats_R_Cool_4_Ever
Ptizzle Award: tigs2010
Royboy2 Award: Zevon

All Sweet FA Nominations:



All Sweet FA Members:





Season 33 Posting Statistics:

 

[TedDougChris]

S34 Fixture:

 

[TedDougChris]

Roys FFC Club History:

From the book of Mobbs (written a few years ago)

The Roys were formed from a social qootyball team known as the Rabbledom Of Imbibers or the R.O.I. - an anti-temperance society centred around the inner western suburbs of Sweet Municipality. In the lead-up to the formation of the new Sweet FA premier competition in town, a name change saw the Roys FFC formed, under the tutelage of veteran Gorilla Roylion . After a fair start to proceedings in Season 03, we tasted success in Season 04 with our first premiership.

Following this initial success, a long drought ensued. Like our namesake, we were even lost from the league for a couple of seasons (S09 and S10) before returning in a blaze of mediocrity in Season 11. While we couldn't put points on the board, the Roys did make waves through a majestically strong activity presence around the community. Since this return, the mighty Gorilla has been synonymous with top-shelf banter and prize-winning content.

A year ago (2 years in local time) in Season 25 the premiership cup finally came home to the Brunswick Junction Oval, under the supervision of the lovable and long-suffering enduring captain fitzroybowiedog ! This pushed us into the Top 4, the only teams with multiple flags, and closed out the era of this being noteworthy as only terrible teams have since entered this realm thereafter.

Our last two seasons have been ... well as a promotional piece it may be better if we don't speak of the last two seasons. Yet despite the low results, the Roys have continued to be a leading performer in activity, including a #1 ranking in the Activity Assessment in S27 as conducted by the league's current Administrator.

This season, the league's 28th, will be our season ... just as almost all the previous ones were going to be but ended up not being. We have a fresh list (lies), an optimistic outlook (more lies) and are an unbelievably good-looking bunch of players (truth, actually). Who could resist us? Maybe some magnets and stuff. BUT APART FROM THAT?

Over the seasons many big names have come through the Roys team. The game's founder Mobbs was an inaugural player, as was one of the greatest celebrities of the competition: Broken . The Sweet FA's most adored cranky moderator Fred was synonymous with the Roys, until it was time for him to exit both worlds, both fantasy and real. Early leader Yippyio kicked over 100 goals one season, and the irrepressible Reardo was an early EKA medal winner, followed soon after by pantskyle who has gone on to have a major impact around various clubs, and then by Willo_ who sadly has retired until we can wear him down. fitzroybowiedog continues to flounder under a barrage of underwear whenever he appears on stage. Freakie and Mooch are league level award winners, as was Blondie162 in the very early days. Itsmyshow who has a broad presence around the competition to this day, played a strong hand in the Gorillas' resurgence in Season 11.

More Information Here

The First Ever Roys Side to grace the field were:



Awards History:

Roys had recognition only for a captain, and a leading goalkicker as a regular status, until after their period of recess. Even the B&F was only awarded sporadically with many missed seasons, for which of each I held distinct retrospective counts at a much later time.

In Season 12, one season after returning from recess, the Roys decided to add a Life Membership award. A season later (S13), we added a small raft of new awards : Most Consistent, Best New Player, Most Improved and Spammiest players. All were based on purely onfield achievements except for the Spamming and the Life Membership, which included off-field recognitions. The Spammiest award was supposed to be an insult - we sometimes had to sit people down in PM's and request they stop posting so much. (Ex-player Wonaeamirri33 quit the Roys potentially because we looked down upon pure spamgifery post after post.) These awards were all named after their function, although when IMS won the spammiest award, his name stuck to that "accolade".

The next season (S14) it was decided also to name the other awards after their winners for that year. The winners from their inaugural seasons did not get their names used, instead it was the winners from that 2nd season of the awards' operation.

royboy2 was voted the most consistent, and so that award was named after him (as opposed to being named after 3KZ, who won it in S13). PTizzle as winner of the best new player award got immortalised via that naming (bigbunyip won it the season before), and flea29 having been awarded most consistent player got the name of that award (3KZ and Secular Bicep shared that award in S13). The Spammiest Player award already had IMS' name on it. The Life Membership to this day is still called just the Life Membership.

I don't have season by season stats for flea29 but here as his career-length stats. He was also our leading goalkicker in S06. Might be cool to see them actually, just for my own curiosity.

Code:

Player Debut Last Gm Gms Hi Ki Ma Ha Ta FF FA Go Be GPG

33 Flea29 R01 S06 R05 S16 121 13 959 168 533 398 115 137 109 67 .90


Flea29 posted 10 times between S06 and S16, appearing in 4 match threads out of a possible 9 seasons' worth. He posted 1 time in the season where he won the award, and had the award named after him.

The previous season, during which an award existed but was unnamed, 3KZ is Football (46 posts) and Secular Bicep (13 posts) shared that award.

The Good Ol' Roys is first recorded as having been issued in S15.





The Roys have THREE Premierships Sides in the Clubs History:








With the recently named Roys Heritage Side shown below:

 

[TedDougChris]

Roys FFC Jumpers - designed by Broken

 

[TedDougChris]

The Brunswick Junction Oval (BJO) - home of the mighty Roys:



For newcomers, please pay particular attention to locations 2 and 3 in the legend above.

 

[TedDougChris]

Greetings fellow Roys and other interlopers that cannot stay away...

Once again, many congratulations on a fantastic Season 33 !!



We are on a quest to go back-to-back - no, not winning two quarters in a row, but two premierships in a row....

Of course, having said that, our season can now be pictorially represented like this...



We'd like to welcome our new recruits, or returning players - DERRINALPHIL , Kabanna and Aristotle Pickett - we are looking forward to a really fun season with you all.

As always, our goal here is to have fun and make sure everyone else has fun. We're not personal, we don't attack others - we don't discriminate on race, gender, sexuality or any other grounds. We want to make this a fun place for everyone. That's not to say we welcome idiots - they get quickly shown the door....



Hopefully everyone is ok - but feel free to reach out to me via PM if you are going through a rough time !!

Take care, talk soon,
TDC

 

[TedDougChris]

The Barrels Award:

Each week (provided I remember - which is pretty bloody unlikely) - the Roys members vote on the best and most entertaining opposition player, from our recent match threads. The winner of this award receives this...



On an even more unlikely basis, the winners of the award are then listed here....

Round 1: MP_
Round 2: Wise Guy Sam
Round 3: Firestarter
Round 4: manangatang
Round 5: T2B_
Round 6: philreich
Round 7: DenieD
Round 8: CakeEater
Round 9: James Colorado
Round 10: Campaigner for good

 

[TedDougChris]

Games Tally at commencement of S34.

royboy2 - 402 games
Roylion - 401 games
Mooch - 363 games
3KZ is Football - 332 games
fitzroybowiedog - 317 games
zackah - 276 games
RU_ - 266 games
Chezzalenko Reborn - 247 games
Allikat - 246 games
Wosh - 203 games
JackNah_8 - 199 games
Sterge - 173 games
_Mike_ - 162 games
TedDougChris - 148 games
Runk - 121 games
Beandip - 103 games
windyhill - 86 games
Kabanna - 84 games
Elmer_Judd - 65 games
Zevon - 57 games
Aristotle Pickett - 55 games
Cats_R_Cool_4_Ever - 40 games
hotchilli - 40 games
Lore - 37 games
tigs2010 - 21 games
DERRINALPHIL - 0 games

 

[Headless]

Looking forward to another great season!

 

[TedDougChris]

The Baggy 'Rilla



Every Roy player will be retrospectively given a Baggy 'rilla which will have their own unique number representing where their debut featured in the annals of Roys players past and present.

In the case where players debuted in the same game alphabetical order is given preference.

The Full Honours List
1- accubass
2- Broken
3- cjwalkley
4- Fat Pizza
5- FattyLumpkin
6- FitzroyRamone
7- gregtri
8- Kooka
9- @Mobbenfuhrer (Mobbs)
10- MSB ROYS
11- Paul D
12- Phil Doyle
13- Rabs
14- Roylion
15- sbagman
16- Shaz
17- shiva25
18- Slax
19- Stocka
20- Yippyio
21- adey115
22- blackers
23- fitzmantle
24- Mr Ripper
25- wayde_pete
26- blondie162
27- NoelMugavin
28- timthetoolman
29- Bobby Beecroft
30- OldLion
31- Special Bru
32- flea29
33- Fred
34- Grimreepah
35- Hollypig
36- killer
37- the big wa
38- coachholly
39- don vito of
40- Horace
41- junction oval
42- lioness
43- maroon and blue
44- scott522
45- sdmlions12
46- caveman
47- JakethePeg
48- lion29
49- MasterOfRoc / Made4September
50- Carn the Roys!
51- dannitori
52- Itsmyshow
53- Reardo
54- Roy Fitzlion
55- @Spazzallo
56- The Lions
57- Wonaeamirri33
58- royboy2
59- 3KZ is Football
60- Lionsman
61- Maroon Goon
62- sblack
63- secular bicep
64- bigbunyip14
65- Freakie
66- Kellymagic
67- PTizzle
68- tassielions
69- Cheetah
70- Dicky Fitzwell
71- Ed_Gein
72- pantskyle / MR Poopybutthole
73- Sasquatch
74- icefreak
75- royboy 29
76- fitzroybulldog / fitzroybowiedog
77- Silent Alarm
78- DREAM TEAM BUFF
79- Bosk
80- Cannon82
81- CM Sean
82- thecatwrangler
83- wmoore / Mooch
84- Grin
85- SuburbanMe
86- CM86
87- @northmelbournefc
88- Volta / Klim
89- TheBrownDog
90 - Chezzalenko Reborn
91 - Flat Chat
92 - brettman135
93 - Rendered Unsafe / RU_
94 - Loonerty
95 - freetoeknee
96 - Mighty P
97 - Rumballs
98 - Spitta2Azza
99 - Azarole
100 - Allikat
101 - Freofalcon
102 - @MEB_
103 - KingLonie
104 - A Bit High
105 - Willo_
106 - @MannumPower
107 - Sozabarus
108 - Papa Juggs
109 - ChookNorris
110 - nahnah
111 - CALL ME SNAKE
112 - Barrels
113 - Stoods
114 - Matt_352
115 - mike123
116 - Wise Guy Sam
117 - xenxen
118 - I Dont Care
119 - Runk
120 - _Mike_
121 - TedDougChris
122 - Thommo333
123 - JackNah_8
124 - el Tel
125 - Beandip
126 - fumbler
127 - @GCB85
128 - George
129 - StickyMick
130 - Mego Red
131 - PurpleGreenRed
132 - windyhill
133 - BLUEALLTHRU
134 - Dingster
135 - @RobR
136 - Supersuns
137 - I bleed Blue
138 - Aristotle Pickett
139 - cats2rise
140 - Freo_4eva
141 - WaywardSonSon
142 - Wosh
143 - Zevon
144 - Cats_R_Cool_4_Ever
145 - hotchilli
146 - Lore
147 - Elmer_Judd
148 - Sterge
149 - tigs2010
150 - zackah
151 - DERRINALPHIL​

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Reserved for S33 Summary

This is all we need.

 

[TedDougChris]

Reserved for Things I've Forgotten

 

[TedDougChris]

Can you people stop interrupting while I'm ****ing sorting this shit out !!!!

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Can you people stop interrupting while I'm ******* sorting this s**t out !!!!

 

[Headless]

Can you people stop interrupting while I'm ******* sorting this s**t out !!!!

You should make the Roys less appealing - then I'd be less inclined to interrupt.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

You should make the Roys less appealing - then I'd be less inclined to interrupt.

We've been trying to stay irrelevant since the get go, but that is just the kind of thing that gets certain people's juices flowing.

 

[TedDougChris]

I'm so becoming a Mod and deleting the offending posts...

 

[TedDougChris]

It's bloody my job to **** things up around here !!!! Not everyone else's !!!

 

[Zevon]

Reserved to annoy TedDougChris

 

[Headless]

Would you like me to captain instead, TDC?

 

[TedDougChris]

Would you like me to captain instead, TDC?

Squad Submissions closed last night, sorry - you'll have to wait until Trade Week.

 

[RU_]

I’m back for this season.

 

[Mobbs]

Greetings fellow Roys and other interlopers that cannot stay away...

Can you people stop interrupting while I'm ******* sorting this s**t out !!!!

Just report them - not as an offence but as your right to have control of your own thread.
Works a treat. You would not BELIEVE how well it works out!

 

[Wosh]