Official Team Thread Roys FFC Season 34 Community Rooms - CONGRATS TIGS2010 BROKEN MEDAL WINNER 🍾

[Wosh]

Of course we're both. The opposition are just a team full of docampaigners

Fixed!

 

[Wosh]

View attachment 1538336

In non-Roys related news, Dingster recently played his 450th game....

Given his current bunch of useless twerps failed completely to do anything, we thought we'd make amends somewhat, as only the Roys can...

The Roys acquired Dingster at the local discount store, where low prices are no guarantee of quality....
View attachment 1538320

In his time with the Roys he was single handedly responsible for ensuring that I didn't **** things up at B&F awards, so as you can see, it's a roaring success....

View attachment 1538323

His skills and talents are endless, as he has demonstrated the ability to leap over the tallest building in a single bound...

View attachment 1538327

And he has all the grace and balance, you would expect from someone who has played 450 game of high quality Qooty...

View attachment 1538329

But he was much loved by all during his time with the Roys, especially Beandip (pictured)

View attachment 1538331

And we should look back on what has been, a storied career for the young Asgardian...

View attachment 1538332

4th in the league for marks of all time, along with 6th for frees for - tends to suggest he's been an umpires pet for most of his career.

But while this may be completely true, he has managed to do some things....

Dingster is a member of the Sweet FA Hall of Fame, a Life Member of the Las Vegas Bears, a Frankston Rover award winner, A LVB Hall of Fame member, a captain at three different clubs, 2 time All Sweet FA team member (S25 and S28), a S22 and S33 premiership player, S23 Best and Fairest, S25 Fred Medal winner and winner of numerous other awards including Best Club Player, Leading Goal Kicker and Captains player awards across a long and distinguished career.

Just a couple of things that Dingster has done....

So - let's take a moment to raise your glasses to a true icon of the game....

The settings icon...

View attachment 1538349

No - I mean Dingster - congratulations (almost mistyped contractions there - which would have meant congratulations shortly) - on the 450 games and we're looking forward to having you back in the Maroon and 'Rilla shortly !!!

View attachment 1538353

Great write up TedDougChris

Good on ya Dingster on a stellar career and your unending commitment to this joint, Happy Birthday.
We don’t miss you at all but we kinda miss you a little bit. We all wish you well no matter what crappy team you hang out in!

 

[Dingster]

Great write up TedDougChris

Good on ya Dingster on a stellar career and your unending commitment to this joint, Happy Birthday.
We don’t miss you at all but we kinda miss you a little bit. We all wish you well no matter what crappy team you hang out in!

 

[philreich]

When I dont post, we do ok...

And when I go away!

Someones trying to tell us something…

What about when I post your games?

 

[Wosh]

What about when I post your games?

I actually don’t know.
Hate do you know what percentage of games posted by philreich we win?

 

[Hate]

I actually don’t know.
Hate do you know what percentage of games posted by philreich we win?

Ping me in the AM and I'll get on it.

 

[Zevon]

Sorry I’m late to the party, but congrats Dingster!!

Even though I am rapidly sending you broke with my ill-fated greyhound tips, I actually quite like you. The league wouldn’t be the same without you, that’s for sure.

Ah god dang it, not THAT kind of toast!! Here, this is better…

 

[Kabanna]

Fixed!

I stand corrected

 

[Hate]

I actually don’t know.
Hate do you know what percentage of games posted by philreich we win?

philreich has posted 46 games involving the Roys FFC, of which the record is 26W-20L (56.52%) for the Roys FFC.

 

[Wosh]

philreich has posted 46 games involving the Roys FFC, of which the record is 26W-20L (56.52%) for the Roys FFC.

Thank you!

There ya go philreich you’re on our good side

 

[philreich]

Thank you!

There ya go philreich you’re on our good side

So I guess you'll be wanting me to post your first final then .

 

[Wosh]

So I guess you'll be wanting me to post your first final then .

Thats up to KP, and depends what our record is when FootyGuy13 posts our games. Hate may be kind enough to dig that up too

 

[tigs2010]

Thats up to KP, and depends what our record is when FootyGuy13 posts our games. Hate may be kind enough to dig that up too

I’d rather Hate name the full forwards who are worse than Zevon in history if he’s looking at pointless stats

 

[Wosh]

I’d rather Hate name the full forwards who are worse than Zevon in history if he’s looking at pointless stats

Pew pew pew!

 

[Mooch]

S34 Posting Stats



Posting posting posting. Great work for mail men (and women - no sexism here). Pasting. Another solid career choice. Avoid pesting though. That can get a bit nasty to be honest. Law enforcement often gets involved and nobody wants that. But here we are again. Another solid 18 participants against that mob we played. Great effort team. I suspect Wosh will crack the millennium this week against the Warriors this week, so long as she doesn't get stuck in the queue for the big dipper. I've heard it can get a big lengthy unless you pay for the "**** everyone else I'm jumping the queue" add-on to your ticket.

 

[Wosh]

S34 Posting Stats

View attachment 1540220

Posting posting posting. Great work for mail men (and women - no sexism here). Pasting. Another solid career choice. Avoid pesting though. That can get a bit nasty to be honest. Law enforcement often gets involved and nobody wants that. But here we are again. Another solid 18 participants against that mob we played. Great effort team. I Wosh will crack the millennium this week against the Warriors this week, so long as she doesn't get stuck in the queue for the big dipper. I've heard it can get a big lengthy unless you pay for the "* everyone else I'm jumping the queue" add-on to your ticket.

Present and ready to crack a big one

 

[Wosh]

Aaaaaaand it’s raining again

 

[tigs2010]

Aaaaaaand it’s raining again

Just copped some huge thunder and lightning here

 

[Wosh]

Movie night!

 

[Wosh]

Mooch get under this blankie right now. Bring popcorn.

 

[Mooch]

Mooch get under this blankie right now. Bring popcorn.

 

[TedDougChris]

Round 10 Barrels Award: Roys vs (checks notes) Bears....


(file footage of Elmer_Judd )

The Roys travelled for Round 10 and didn't we travel well....



Once we'd agreed not to let Mooch drive the team bus on the way home, we then kicked the Bears arse and got to the important business of Barrels votes...



Pictured - the LG meet to discuss the Barrels awards.....

We quickly assembled three, high quality candidates - Campaigner for good , Millky95 and Broken - who would battle to the death for the honour.

(NOTE: No Bears players were harmed in the making of this Barrels award - but we are planning to kill GWS Goose for continual complaining about getting his votes in time....)

After some internal discussions, we are proud to announce that Campaigner for good is the winner of the Rd 10 Barrels award, closely followed by Millky95 and then Broken .

Congratulations and enjoy this with your teammates....

Or be a complete campaigner and keep it to yourself..

 

[Campaigner for good]

Round 10 Barrels Award: Roys vs (checks notes) Bears....

View attachment 1541494
(file footage of Elmer_Judd )

The Roys travelled for Round 10 and didn't we travel well....

View attachment 1541495

Once we'd agreed not to let Mooch drive the team bus on the way home, we then kicked the Bears arse and got to the important business of Barrels votes...

View attachment 1541499

Pictured - the LG meet to discuss the Barrels awards.....

We quickly assembled three, high quality candidates - Campaigner for good , Millky95 and Broken - who would battle to the death for the honour.

(NOTE: No Bears players were harmed in the making of this Barrels award - but we are planning to kill GWS Goose for continual complaining about getting his votes in time....)

After some internal discussions, we are proud to announce that Campaigner for good is the winner of the Rd 10 Barrels award, closely followed by Millky95 and then Broken .

Congratulations and enjoy this with your teammates....

Or be a complete campaigner and keep it to yourself..

View attachment 1541501

I am happy to share the empty barrel. That is once I get over this hangover.

 

[tigs2010]

I am happy to share the empty barrel. That is once I get over this hangover.

Congrats on the win.

We really are scraping the bottom of the barrel with this award these days

 

[tigs2010]

Gotta admire the work of TedDougChris to lure guys into this thread so we can hang shit on them months after the game