Official Match Thread S18 Round 8 - Baghdad Bandits vs Alberton Swamprats at Abdu Prison

[Ant Bear]

You guys have a Furies hangover or something

If you mean a Furious hangover, guilty as charged

 

[spookism]

fuzzy.....so nineties

you would be unlucky to meet a girl with one of those these days

Or lucky.

Depends on your tastes, really.

 

[Jimmy1992]

Swampies! What's going on drunkards?

 

[Power Raid]

Swampies! What's going on drunkards?

Shazza and the boys enjoyed a couple of quiet ones



even when she falls over, she never loses her feet

 

[Jimmy1992]

Shazza and the boys enjoyed a couple of quiet ones

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even when she falls over, she never loses her feet

She holds her feet well, I bet she could help you guys around the contest!

 

[beez]

Hide the scotch.

 

[spookism]

Hide the scotch.

Please don't.

 

[beez]

Please don't.

Scenario A - Hide the scotch and the Swamprats have massive withdrawal symptoms meaning an easy victory for the Bombers.
Scenario B - Give them the scotch and the Swamprats become so inebriated meaning an easy victory for the Bombers.

 

[Jimmy1992]

Scenario A - Hide the scotch and the Swamprats have massive withdrawal symptoms meaning an easy victory for the Bombers.
Scenario B - Give them the scotch and the Swamprats become so inebriated meaning an easy victory for the Bombers.

Scenario C - Easy victory for the Bombers.

 

[Ant Bear]

Scenario C - Easy victory for the Bombers.

Scenario D: Forget the game. Let's all drink scotch.

 

[beez]

Scenario D: Forget the game. Let's all drink scotch.

Hey! We're not falling for that trick again

 

[Power Raid]

She holds her feet well, I bet she could help you guys around the contest!

she has been known to help out the boys, even if there is a fee for service

 

[Jimmy1992]

she has been known to help out the boys, even if there is a fee for service

That sounds like a completely different kind of contest.

 

[Power Raid]

Scenario D: Forget the game. Let's all drink scotch.

I had a thing for 18 year olds but decided for something more mature tonight

 

[Power Raid]

That sounds like a completely different kind of contest.

We call it smilies

We play cards whilst she goes under the table and guess who is winning by the genuine smile vs the bluff smile.

Unfortunately the game rarely lasts a full minute!

 

[Noobz0r]

Option E: As a result of sobriety the Swamprats rediscover their balance and diction, becoming incredibly fit and talented.

 

[Jimmy1992]

We call it smilies

We play cards whilst she goes under the table and guess who is winning by the genuine smile vs the bluff smile.

Unfortunately the game rarely lasts a full minute!

This sounds like a pretty good game. You Swampies are alright!

 

[spookism]

This sounds like a pretty good game. You Swampies are alright!

I only ever get the bluff smile though.

 

[Power Raid]

This sounds like a pretty good game. You Swampies are alright!

we call it smilies but Shazza calls it work for the dole

technically she is right as she does end up with our dole

 

[Ant Bear]

I only ever get the bluff smile though.

That's coz you're always on the bench

 

[Power Raid]

I only ever get the bluff smile though.

I might have exaggerated a bit, I've never lasted a minute

 

[Power Raid]

That's coz you're always on the bench

but he still ends up with quite a few touches

 

[Ant Bear]

I might have exaggerated a bit, I've never lasted a minute

You can last a whole minute???
What's your secret?

 

[Power Raid]

You can last a whole minute???
What's your secret?

I ask Shazza to wait a minute, even that doesn't help sometimes

 

[Shermy]

Scenario D: Forget the game. Let's all drink scotch.

This sounds like the scones debacle 2.0