Official Match Thread S18 Second Elimination Final: Coney Island Warriors vs Roys FFC at Van Cortlandt Park

[El Dubya]

Its a very intense coconut and lime slice?

I agree, you do need to step up in finals, but there is no reason to be uncooth. Its not in my nature.
Some get on the front foot and bring out the aggro, some just start going for quantity, me I'm all about the irreverence and civility, why totally overhaul my style?
Finals is my time to become more baffling and nonsensical. If you dont like it, I'll curb stomp the **** out of you.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Pretty much, but with more haloumi.

 

[zackah]

After a rather nasty bout of syphilis that has effected my performance the last few weeks (note to self: inspect whore tree more thoroughly in future) I am back to 100% and ready to fire in the finals.

Bring it on

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

After a rather nasty bout of syphilis that has effected my performance the last few weeks (note to self: inspect whore tree more thoroughly in future) I am back to 100% and ready to fire in the finals.

Bring it on

Scrot rot is nasty business. Don't be a fool, wrap your tool.

 

[zackah]

Scrot rot is nasty business. Don't be a fool, wrap your tool.

You should probably tell your missus to get checked out

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

You should probably tell your missus to get checked out

I have a missus? News to me.

 

[zackah]

I have a missus? News to me.

You don't? Who was that with their head in your garbage bin then that I picked up?

Shit that would explain the syphilis

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

You don't? Who was that with their head in your garbage bin then that I picked up?

Shit that would explain the syphilis

Probably my dad.

 

[zackah]

Probably my dad.

Explains a few others things too

 

[Sydney Bloods]

sweet sweet smell of finals!

this is all about winning, i don't want hear shit about your best!
remember losers always whinge about their best, Winners go home and **** the prom queen!

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Explains a few others things too

Probably. He died when i was young.

 

[El Dubya]

Probably. He died when i was young.

That's not scrot rot, that's necrosis!

 

[zackah]

That's not scrot rot, that's necrosis!

Either way it was ****ing uncomfortable

 

[El Dubya]

Either way it was ******* uncomfortable

And it spreads...

 

[Mooch]

Lay off the meds fitzroybulldog... You wouldn't want to run out of meds by the time the game comes along to forget about the Roys impending loss now would you?

Warriors by 50.

Don't worry about the meds. We've got a bloody huge stockpile of them. Our medics have worked out a plan to step up the meds day by day, uppers upon uppers, until we're so high on Sunday, we're up in the cloud. And baby you know nobody gets the cloud, so you boys will have no goddam chance. You'll see. We'll be tearing you up a new one on Sunday, all the while spreading peace and love, peace and love, and having a damn good laugh at the unicorns riding honey badgers around the stadium in our honour. The hula pumas will be serving cold dogs and hot toddies, with all proceeds going to ganga research. Lots of special treats for all the family.

 

[Mooch]

sweet sweet smell of finals!

this is all about winning, i don't want hear shit about your best!
remember losers always whinge about their best, Winners go home and **** the prom queen!

That would normally be an achievement but at Coney Island .... not so much.

 

[Haduken]

Dear Roys,

may your ass be well lubed
may your pillow be positioned for biting
we'll be in going in hard
please don't push back, that would make it weird

love
CIW

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

El Dubya i thought you said you were all going to step up a notch, but instead it seems you've reverted back to the juvenile hehehehe bum sex or tahahaha i banged your missus and she turned me weenie green schtick thats tired and boring, and simply just antiquated.
If i wantes to hear this stuff I'd go hang out in the playground (i am a teacher so its not weird).
Come on Warriors, i want your A-game.

 

[El Dubya]

El Dubya i thought you said you were all going to step up a notch, but instead it seems you've reverted back to the juvenile hehehehe bum sex or tahahaha i banged your missus and she turned me weenie green schtick thats tired and boring, and simply just antiquated.
If i wantes to hear this stuff I'd go hang out in the playground (i am a teacher so its not weird).
Come on Warriors, i want your A-game.

Wait, you're a teacher? I'm a teacher too! That's why I'm so adept at the bum sex jokes.
What I will point out for you chumps though is how embarrassing it will be for a team more than a decade old to be thoroughly destroyed, physically, mentally and psychically broken by a team of fresh young things from Bay 13. Were that to happen to me, I'd probably have to cry myself to sleep for the next decade.

 

[OrdinaryJoel]

Don't worry about the meds. We've got a bloody huge stockpile of them. Our medics have worked out a plan to step up the meds day by day, uppers upon uppers, until we're so high on Sunday, we're up in the cloud. And baby you know nobody gets the cloud, so you boys will have no goddam chance. You'll see. We'll be tearing you up a new one on Sunday, all the while spreading peace and love, peace and love, and having a damn good laugh at the unicorns riding honey badgers around the stadium in our honour. The hula pumas will be serving cold dogs and hot toddies, with all proceeds going to ganga research. Lots of special treats for all the family.

Oh you Roys... Once we knock you outta finals I wanna hire you all as our caterers and hospitality. Drugs, love, unicorns, honey badgers, treats for da kids... You got it all. You're no qootyers, you're all servicemen who give the people what they want. And the formerly listed items are what our members lust for.

I look forward to the day the Roys retire their whole team and enter the catering business, and what better way to enter the catering business than to cater for the S18 soon-to-be premiers?

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Wait, you're a teacher? I'm a teacher too! That's why I'm so adept at the bum sex jokes.
What I will point out for you chumps though is how embarrassing it will be for a team more than a decade old to be thoroughly destroyed, physically, mentally and psychically broken by a team of fresh young things from Bay 13. Were that to happen to me, I'd probably have to cry myself to sleep for the next decade.

There are quite a number of teachers here i think. Some recycling the school yard banter. Personally i come here to get away from it all.
I hope you keep that narrow mindset, the young will defeat the old, its the same mindset that's seen you lose twice to us. Remember those that don't learn from the past are doomed to repeat it.

 

[zackah]

Come on Warriors, i want your A-game.

There once was a man from Nantucket...

 

[El Dubya]

There are quite a number of teachers here i think. Some recycling the school yard banter. Personally i come here to get away from it all.
I hope you keep that narrow mindset, the young will defeat the old, its the same mindset that's seen you lose twice to us. Remember those that don't learn from the past are doomed to repeat it.

I'm not assuming we will defeat you because you're old or that we're young, more that it will be quite shaming for an established side to lose to a upstart team in it's first year, like Port Adelaide losing to GWS and Gold Coast early on in our feeder league.

I don't remember if it was you or another Roy that saw my MDMA fueled lovefest the other week, but I do come to the SFA to escape the drudgery of my hillbilly school.

 

[Mooch]

Oh you Roys... Once we knock you outta finals I wanna hire you all as our caterers and hospitality. Drugs, love, unicorns, honey badgers, treats for da kids... You got it all. You're no qootyers, you're all servicemen who give the people what they want. And the formerly listed items are what our members lust for.

I look forward to the day the Roys retire their whole team and enter the catering business, and what better way to enter the catering business than to cater for the S18 soon-to-be premiers?

Please. You think we're gonna be fit for any kinda work by the time we retire? Kfft. Unlikely.

As for treats for the kids. Well we've got a treat for you kids. An early holiday. You're welcome.

 

[Mooch]

There once was a man from Nantucket...

Go on.