Official Match Thread S19 R02: Gold City Royals vs East Side Hawks at The Throne

[jackenny]

I predict we'll embarrass the Royals more than New Zealand embarrassed England.

The only thing that could save them is a lunch break, and they don't have those in football.

 

[3KZ is Football]

Hush now 3KZ Is A Flog. Liking my posts won't win you any sexual favours. Because that's obviously what you've been asking for. Don't deny it. Flog.

Such cruelty, but such wit. With laser like precision Citroin turns words in to weapons and cuts me to the quick. His command of the "I know you want to give me a big girlie kiss on the bottom" Gambit and the devil may care way in which he challenges me to deny "IT" while cautioning me against denying "IT" have left me with no room to move it seems. I'm not actually sure what a "Flog" is, but Citroin appears well acquainted with the term. I imagine he has heard it many times before.

I'm sending out an SOS, sending out an SOS, I hope that someone gets my, I hope that someone gets my, message in a bottle. Yeah. Message in a bottle. Send in the reinforcements, I don't think I can hold #Citroin for much longer.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

The use of strikethrough is an art form, you philistine Royal.

Would you like me to present your error for a judge and jury to decide your punishment... too late.

Judge: "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, have you reached a verdict?"
Jury: "Yes we have your honor, we find the defendant guilty on all counts for crimes against all humanity."
Judge: "By virtue of the jury's decision and the power vested in me by the state, I hereby sentence you to be incarcerated with no possibility of parole, for
life."
Mr Eagle: "Life? What do you mean life? I ain't got a life!"
Judge: "Boy, your soul better belong to Jesus, Hmmm-mmm, 'cause your arse belongs to me!"

 

[DV2000]

Congratulations for actually making it onto the field this week, Juggalo Balla. I'm sure you are very happy that you have made it off the bench for your first taste of actual quooty. But don't get your hopes too high, as I'll be wearing you like a glove come match day.

 

[Mr Eagle]

Yay. I cracked the midfield.Am I on 3KZ Is A Flog or sverik?

3KZ is all yours.

 

[Mr Eagle]

Would you like me to present your error for a judge and jury to decide your punishment... too late.

Damn right too late. There's a minute I'm never getting back.

#geauxhawks
#whatdidijustread

 

[COHL]

I've been selected at back pocket, and that's also the position I mainly play in real life.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

Congratulations for actually making it onto the field this week, Juggalo Balla. I'm sure you are very happy that you have made it off the bench for your first taste of actual quooty. But don't get your hopes too high, as I'll be wearing you like a glove come match day.

Look out Royals, we got Kangaroos loose in the top paddock.

3KZ is all yours.

If you only knew what 3KZ referred to in rhyming slang, you'd probably rescind that comment, unless it's some form of #gateauxhawks pre-match ritual.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

okeydoke7, care to play a game? Pick a card and I'll endeavor to correctly identify your card of choice.

[♥]]] [♦]]] [♣]]] [♠]]]

 

[3KZ is Football]

3KZ is all yours.

This is going to get

for Citroin and the Eastside Hawks

#Gateauxhawks

 

[Citroin]

This is going to get

for Citroin and the Eastside Hawks

#Gateauxhawks

I know you love me flog.

 

[Itsmyshow]

The empty feel of inevitability fills the air, coming directly from the lungs of these poor souls at the Royals, the helplessness they feel having to face the #hundredpercenthawks is clear for all to see.. The minutes continue to tick down before another inevitable loss against the might of the Hawks, take it all in Royals, we draw closer every second to "the show", and we all know who's show it is.

 

[TheHoneyBadger]

I predict we'll embarrass the Royals more than New Zealand embarrassed England.

The only thing that could save them is a lunch break, and they don't have those in football.

No, there's only three evenly spaced quarter breaks.

Good to know we'll be running rampant for 75% of the game while you doze off, blissfully ignorant.

 

[Mr Eagle]

If you only knew what 3KZ referred to in rhyming slang, you'd probably rescind that comment, unless it's some form of #gateauxhawks pre-match ritual.

OK, now I'm curious. Especially as the words 'is football' need to work at the end of it!

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

OK, now I'm curious. Especially as the words 'is football' need to work at the end of it!

3KZ was a radio station in Victoria in the 80's who specialised in football broadcasts and it's also rhyming slang for head.

I think what you were trying to tell Citroin is that his talents have been recognised and will be suitably rewarded.

 

[Mr Eagle]

3KZ was a radio station in Victoria in the 80's who specialised in football broadcasts and it's also rhyming slang for head.

I think what you were trying to tell Citroin is that his talents have been recognised and will be suitably rewarded.

would have a field day with your brain, Soggy.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

The empty feel of inevitability fills the air, coming directly from the lungs of these poor souls at the Royals, the helplessness they feel having to face the #hundredpercenthawks is clear for all to see.. The minutes continue to tick down before another inevitable loss against the might of the Hawks, take it all in Royals, we draw closer every second to "the show", and we all know who's show it is.

False bravado is rife in the tone of your words when you couple in your inability to take up the challenge of atoning for your recent underachieving efforts in our recent match ups. We both know I've had the better of our recent duels on the field, but I didn't take you for someone who'd be so intimidating with their words then ask your captain to move you into a different position so you didn't have to face your Demons. It's soul destroying getting touched up by Son of God, isn't it?

 

[3KZ is Football]

The empty feel of inevitability fills the air, coming directly from the lungs of these poor souls at the Royals, the helplessness they feel having to face the #hundredpercenthawks is clear for all to see.. The minutes continue to tick down before another inevitable loss against the might of the Hawks, take it all in Royals, we draw closer every second to "the show", and we all know who's show it is.

Hubris.

Itsmyshow BEFORE..............AFTER Royals defeat Eastside Hawks.

#gateauxhawks

 

[Marlowe]

The empty feel of inevitability fills the air, coming directly from the lungs of these poor souls at the Royals, the helplessness they feel having to face the #hundredpercenthawks is clear for all to see.. The minutes continue to tick down before another inevitable loss against the might of the Hawks, take it all in Royals, we draw closer every second to "the show", and we all know who's show it is.

Is... is it my show?

 

[3KZ is Football]

3KZ was a radio station in Victoria in the 80's who specialised in football broadcasts and it's also rhyming slang for head.

I think what you were trying to tell Citroin is that his talents have been recognised and will be suitably rewarded.

Is that how he gets a game? Not surprised. It reminds one of that Regurgitator song.

 

[Easty]

The empty feel of inevitability fills the air, coming directly from the lungs of these poor souls at the Royals, the helplessness they feel having to face the #hundredpercenthawks is clear for all to see.. The minutes continue to tick down before another inevitable loss against the might of the Hawks, take it all in Royals, we draw closer every second to "the show", and we all know who's show it is.

Shutup Glenn.

 

[Itsmyshow]

False bravado is rife in the tone of your words when you couple in your inability to take up the challenge of atoning for your recent underachieving efforts in our recent match ups. We both know I've had the better of our recent duels on the field, but I didn't take you for someone who'd be so intimidating with their words then ask your captain to move you into a different position so you didn't have to face your Demons. It's soul destroying getting touched up by Son of God, isn't it?

It must be a little difficult to comprehend..

Last week - Rover
This week - Ruck Rover

Another match up with Soggy, another Hawks victory.

 

[okeydoke7]

okeydoke7, care to play a game? Pick a card and I'll endeavor to correctly identify your card of choice.

[♥]]] [♦]]] [♣]]] [♠]]]

No.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

It must be a little difficult to comprehend..

Last week - Rover
This week - Ruck Rover

Another match up with Soggy, another Hawks victory.

You see, this is what I was getting at a little earlier when I suggested your captain couldn't get the basic fundamental of naming a side correctly.

B: Tiger_man322 - DV2000 - WaLkEr_ThE_StAr
HB: GutsyBug - Ashton Agar - ryan_seb
C: Citroin - Mr Eagle (c) - Gentlemen
HF: scaryness - Tarkyn_24 (c) - jackenny
F: HawkAussie - okeydoke7 - Dagless
R: larrikin - Itsmyshow - Clint Beastwood

Int: Pie in the Sky - MightyDons4

Changes...
Itsmyshow RR > RO
Clint Beastwood W > RR

It clearly indicates on the team sheet that you've been moved to Rover after playing the last game as a ruck rover. Clint Beastwood has apparently moved from the wing to but heads with myself as a ruck rover... something's amiss here.

This is a telltale sign that the Hawks aren't in a clear frame of mind and are ripe for the picking.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

No.

Here I was thinking that you'd pick a heart.