Official Match Thread S19 R3: Coney Island Warriors vs Gold City Royals at Van Cortlandt Park

[Papa Juggs]

I thrive when you all gang up on me. I'm loving every minute of it.

I say the word bully and you guys jump into action. Dance for me fools.

 

[Reginald Perrin]

 

[OrdinaryJoel]

I thrive when you all gang up on me. I'm loving every minute of it.

I say the word bully and you guys jump into action. Dance for me fools.

Quality banter there Juggs. Quality.

 

[Papa Juggs]

Quality banter there Juggs. Quality.

Thanks very much Bosh.

 

[Easty]

Interesting logic in saying it's the reporter that is in the wrong despite the posts actually being against site rules.

It's like saying you're not breaking the law when you murder a guy because you didn't get caught.

 

[3KZ is Football]

How dare you disrespect your co-captain.

It was easy actually. Perhaps a little too easy, but still an appropriate course of action.

#Ladygagawarriors

 

[Stronzo]

Interesting logic in saying it's the reporter that is in the wrong despite the posts actually being against site rules.

It's like saying you're not breaking the law when you murder a guy because you didn't get caught.

It's exactly like that, good point.

 

[Reginald Perrin]

Interesting logic in saying it's the reporter that is in the wrong despite the posts actually being against site rules.

Lots of things are against the rules. Not everybody gets their knickers in a twist over them.

It's like saying you're not breaking the law when you murder a guy because you didn't get caught.

It's more like reporting the guy that just overtook you because he's speeding... using your mobile phone.

 

[Frankston Rover]

I thrive when you all gang up on me. I'm loving every minute of it.

I say the word bully and you guys jump into action. Dance for me fools.

Mash up?

 

[Stronzo]

The good news is, we now have our button masher of the year sewn up.

 

[Papa Juggs]

Mash up?

I like to mash up some spuds on occasion. Nothing like throwing in some fresh herbs just for a bit of flavour.

#waffleconewarriors

 

[The Mighty Boosh]

Interesting logic in saying it's the reporter that is in the wrong despite the posts actually being against site rules.

It's like saying you're not breaking the law when you murder a guy because you didn't get caught.

Yeah it's like getting away with murder...

A better analogy is calling the cops to report a crime then pointing out some guy that j walked.

 

[zackah]

I like to mash up some spuds on occasion. Nothing like throwing in some fresh herbs just for a bit of flavour.

#waffleconewarriors

You mash potatoes and add herbs to make waffle ice cream cones?

 

[OrdinaryJoel]

You mash potatoes and add herbs to make waffle ice cream cones?

Mate, do you even chef?

It's the new superfood. No wonder we're all so skilled. Move over PED's, Waffle Cones here we come!

 

[Raveneyes]

Oh my.

Wandered in here a little late, only to find the Royals waving white flags and mashing posts that hurt their feelings.
Seems I missed out on the fun.

The opposition seems to get softer every week.

Sorbent have also recognised this, and are in negotiations with the Royals for a new sponsorship deal.
How do I know? It was leaked online of course, along with this early image of future packing.

It's like saying you're not breaking the law when you murder a guy because you didn't get caught.

We have committed murder. Though regicide would be a more apt term.

 

[Papa Juggs]

Sorbent? We wouldn't be caught dead supporting inferior brands.

Kleenex all the way.

 

[OrdinaryJoel]

Hol' up teammates. The use of sorbent or kleenex-related jibes won't faze Juggalo Balla. He'll happily lap it up as he's a self-confessed sook. He was a sook as captain of the Mount Buller Demons, he was a sook as a minute-recruit at the Hawks, and of course a sook at the respective Bandits (nee Bombers) and Bears.

This guy is the reason why Kleenex managers are able to put their kids through college.

 

[Lord_Flashheart]

Lol. That is not exactly true. But let's face it, far too many people enter these threads under the impression that they owe it their team to "win the banter". Little does anyone know, there is no "winning" the "banter" because nobody will ever concede that they lost it, for starters, and, secondly, because this isn't Cinema Sins, nobody is keeping a counter - nobody impartial could do that by the way, and believe me, I did try. I have read more brain-cell destroying match threads than brain cells that I ever had to begin with, and I can tell you, from personal experience, these threads always go the same way.


Day 1
Team #1: Go Team #1.
Team #2: Go Team #2! (note that Team #2 is slightly louder than Team #1. This does constitute a victory, it is but small manner of overcompensation by virtue of being Team #2)

Day 2
Team #1: We are better than Team #2.
Team #2: We are better than Team #1.
Team #1: Nah.
Team #2: Yeah-huh.
(repeat ad nauseam)

Day 3
Team #1: [Simpsons .gif]
Team #2: [doge meme]
Team #1: [YouTube video]
Team #2: [Simpsons .jpg]
Team #1 & #2: That was lame, guys.

Day 4
Team #1: WHEN IS THE ******* MATCH STARTING!
Team #2: OMG! TEAM #1! SHUT THE **** UP BEFORE I ******* STAB YOU IN THE ******* EYES!

Day 5
Team #1: ...
Team #2: ...
(note it is Saturday, nobody ever posts on Saturday, contrary to popular belief, we do have lives to live)

Day 6
Team #1: [match result positive/negative]
Team #2: [match result negative/positive]
Team #1: Good game, Team #2.
Team #2: Good game, Team #1.

...and that is every match thread in league history. There are no winners, or losers, just spent energy and wasted seconds of our youth.

So how do you not see the innovation of posting a vagina shaped stadium on day 1 to break up the monotony?

It's like complaining that there are no characters left in footy and then watching the public crucifixion of a player whose light hearted comments get blown way out context.

 

[Marlowe]

Yeah it's like getting away with murder...

A better analogy is calling the cops to report a crime then pointing out some guy that j walked.

Jaywalking is one of those awesome crimes that, once it goes wrong, pays out its own unique brand of perfect karmic justice.

 

[OrdinaryJoel]

I remember the days when the Royals had legitimately good Doggies supporters on their team like Igloo and Dannnnnnnnnn.

timtamWB and NathanMJ_WB54 don't even hold a candle to those two aforementioned.

 

[Lord_Flashheart]

Oh my.

Wandered in here a little late, only to find the Royals waving white flags and mashing posts that hurt their feelings.
Seems I missed out on the fun.

The opposition seems to get softer every week.

Sorbent have also recognised this, and are in negotiations with the Royals for a new sponsorship deal.
How do I know? It was leaked online of course, along with this early image of future packing.
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We have committed murder. Though regicide would be a more apt term.

For when your butt REALLY hurts

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

The good news is, we now have our button masher of the year sewn up.

I think Stronzo is genuine here. He'd have to be an advocate of following site rules.

I think he has made a request to admin to have your contribution to the smooth running of the site recognised @Juggalo Ballo. Congrats man. Took one so the rest of the SFA don't have to endure in future.

 

[Raveneyes]

I was training in the VCP late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For my posts from this thread began to disappear
And suddenly to my surprise


They did the mash
They did the button mash
The button mash
It was a SFA hash
They did the mash
It caught on in a flash
They did the mash
They did the button mash


From the weights room in coney island east
To the latest Warrior thread where the mashers feast
The fools all came from their humble abodes
To mash the button loads and loads


They did the mash
They did the button mash
The button mash
It was a SFA hash
They did the mash
It caught on in a flash
They did the mash
They did the button mash


The mashers were having fun
The party had just begun
The guests included Juggalo
God and his son


The scene was rockin', all were giving the button a pound
Okeydoke on chains, being yanked all around
The Gold City Royals were about to arrive
With their vocal group, "The button slammer Five"


They played the mash
They played the button mash
The button mash
It was a SFA hash
They played the mash
It caught on in a flash
They played the mash
They played the button mash


Out from his shed, Les Norton's voice did ring
Seems he was troubled by just one thing
He opened the thread and shook his head
And said, "Whatever happened to my posts x, y and z?"


They got the mash
They got the button mash
The button mash
And it's a SFA hash
They got the mash
It's caught on in a flash
They all got mashed
They got the button mash


Now everything's cool, the puritans own this thread
And the button mash means you must watch your step
For you, the profane smut pedlars, this mash was meant too
Drive you away from this comp where the mashers can't get you


Then you can't get mashed
Then you can't get button mashed
The button mash
You do the SFA dash
Then you can't be mashed
You'll be found by dymot in a flash
Then you'll get mashed
There's no escaping the mash

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

Julian Assange, Edward Snowden, Juggalo Balla .... all persecuted for their integrity.

 

[Lord_Flashheart]

What an astoundingly ignorant post.

Just while we're on this.

I've actually had two of my friends killed in seperate incidents from being hit by cars. Does this mean I can now go on a self righteous rampage to make sure that j walking jokes are never mentioned in the SFA again?

No, it doesn't because I'm not a dick who feels a need to use sympathy as a manipulative tool to get what I want and because I understand that on an internet forum people are totally oblivious to my past and should not be expected to be overly sensitive about it whilst around me.

If anyone needs to get mum jokes out of their system I'm happy to cop them. Just sayin.

I'll enjoy my ban, thanks