Official Match Thread S19 R3: Coney Island Warriors vs Gold City Royals at Van Cortlandt Park

[Jhye Clark 13]

Even a team of pre-teens would run you off your feet mate, fair dinkum. You try to ruffle feathers outside of the spirit of the game (posting in threads that have no relevance to you to get a rise out of us for your material? Are you that uncreative?) and when we pay back double you reference things outside of the realms of Sweet FA. I swear to God (not your father), that if the fact that people quote AFL related stuff is frowned upon, so should Bay 13 related stuff too. It is an eyesore whenever the opposition go for the easy tactic and mention the Bay and as a result BOTH teams devolve into a shit sling that makes a mockery of what the Sweet FA is about.

You just cannot seem to differentiate between what happens here and what happened on the Bay before here. You hold grudges that cross over from boards like a girlfriend holding grudges against her boyfriend for a misdemeanor or mistake he did in the past.

Boyfriend: "Baby, you messed up the wires. The colours are meant to coordinate. Not be mixed up!"
Girlfriend: "It's not my fault!"
BF: "You set this up for me when I was outside cleaning up the backyard, who's fault is it then?"
GF: "...Premature ejaculater"
*silence*

Going off memory, but I'm sure you've had your moments where you've said one thing and complete went 180 the other way too. Sometime last season you gave us kudos for being an enjoyable team to banter against. Next thing you know you loathe us because of a few Bay 13 guys who want to transition into Sweet FA qootyers.

I sure remember. I was in the thick of it.

We'll never fold. I'd bet my BF account on it. (I know you love a bet)

The Wonders were praising our match thread so you're factually wrong there.

But do continue to churn out ignorant fallacies and call it gospel.

And you are Sweet FA tripe when you go on your benders with one sole agenda of revenge.

 

[OrdinaryJoel]

Soggy is speechless. He is without speech.

He also can't walk on water anymore, someone get him a life jacket.

 

[Norm Landrover]

really? i have to actually take the field against this rabble?
can't i call in sick?
I have standards damn it!

I'm in the same boat you are, mate. Our back six is still as strong as it was last season.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

Soggy is speechless. He is without speech.

He also can't walk on water anymore, someone get him a life jacket.

What's ironic is that you were referencing every Warrior poster to a tee. There wasn't one factually correct word in the top half of your post and the rest was rubbish.

Comprehende?

This is an excellent time for you to become a missing person again and let the big boys play... which virtually means the Royals may as well have an intra-club match.

 

[OrdinaryJoel]

What's ironic is that you were referencing every Warrior poster to a tee. There wasn't one factually correct word in the top half of your post and the rest was rubbish.

Comprehende?

The ol' 'topsy-turvy' trick. Reverse what was said about you and label it onto the other party.

Such a lazy ploy. I expect better.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

The ol' 'topsy-turvy' trick. Reverse what was said about you and label it onto the other party.

Such a lazy ploy. I expect better.

You were once a fairly solid player. You've ruined it by stooping to your teammates level with incessant delusional comments.

You can improve, I have faith. Maybe it might require you to move to your 4th team for rejuvenation.

 

[OrdinaryJoel]

You were once a fairly solid player. You've ruined it by stooping to your teammates level with incessant delusional comments.

You can improve, I have faith. Maybe it might require you to move to your 4th team for rejuvenation.

Delusion? Right-o mate. You can't seem to construct a retort properly so you whip out this ol' chestnut.

Cat's got your tongue? Have nothing to solidify your stance?

You were once a solid poster when you weren't so faux-antagonistic.

 

[Reginald Perrin]

You were once a fairly solid player. You've ruined it by stooping to your teammates level with incessant delusional comments.

You can improve, I have faith. Maybe it might require you to move to your 4th team for rejuvenation.

You missed the opportunity to once again predict that we are going to fold.

You're getting sloppy.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

Hmmm, let's see now. Who posted this:



And then this:
Is that "factually incorrect"?

I knew I'd get you again.

Besides that, that PM you just posted has zero to do with the delusional top half of BB's post.

Comprehension issues?

 

[OrdinaryJoel]

For what it's worth, is there any other Royals besides SoG, WGS, Aenimence, Juggs and a few other run-ins?

For such a 'top end', you guys haven't really shown your depth.

 

[Frankston Rover]

I knew I'd get you again.

Besides that, that PM you just posted has zero to do with the delusional top half of BB's post.

Comprehension issues?

Woah, woah - I never said YOU posted it.

How does it feel to implicate yourself into backstabbing your own club not once, but twice!

Bet your teammates will love that.

 

[Frankston Rover]

For what it's worth, is there any other Royals besides SoG, WGS, Aenimence, Juggs and a few other run-ins?

For such a 'top end', you guys haven't really shown your depth.

They don't care about depth. "Core posters" is where it's at, apparently.

 

[Stronzo]

What's ironic is that you were referencing every Warrior poster to a tee. There wasn't one factually correct word in the top half of your post and the rest was rubbish.

Comprehende?

Speaking of factually correct, the use of the spanish word for understand does not contain a H.

de nada.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

Woah, woah - I never said YOU posted it.

How does it feel to implicate yourself into backstabbing your own club not once, but twice!

Bet your teammates will love that.

Ah yes you did since the league is well aware of who was pretending to run the Warios ship before you fell into the job.

My teammates were well aware that I was playing you for a fool, so how does that feel?

I bet that makes you as mad as you appear.

 

[OrdinaryJoel]

They don't care about depth. "Core posters" is where it's at, apparently.

Their core posters aren't really giving their club a good image at the moment. For such 'elites', they've apparently 'stooped to our level' instead of showing us some quality.

Fact of the matter is, The Royals are just going off reputation. Where is the Gold? Where is the biting wit? Where is the creme de la creme?

They've disappointed me Franky. I'm probably gonna be lined-up against a nobody come Sunday, so expect some silver service from the backline just like in Round 1.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

For what it's worth, is there any other Royals besides SoG, WGS, Aenimence, Juggs and a few other run-ins?

For such a 'top end', you guys haven't really shown your depth.

We've given them a week off to save themselves for worthier opponents.

 

[Frankston Rover]

Ah yes you did since the league is well aware of who was pretending to run the Warios ship before you fell into the job.

My teammates were well aware that I was playing you for a fool, so how does that feel?

I bet that makes you as mad as you appear.

LOL.

You played me for a fool by not participating in a bid that we got up and that played finals last season while the Royals ended up with just you.

What a cunning plan...

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

LOL.

You played me for a fool by not participating in a bid that we got up and that played finals last season while the Royals ended up with just you.

What a cunning plan...

It was a cunning plan. I remained at a relevant club whilst leaving behind a side that nobody rates.

 

[OrdinaryJoel]

We've given them a week off to save themselves for worthier opponents.

Interpretation: They just don't have the cojones nor the stamina to face you guys. We need to fix up our training sked or else we're doomed for next week.

Top tip: Hire better leaders that can show them how it's done properly.

 

[Frankston Rover]

It was a cunning plan. I remained at a relevant club whilst leaving behind a side that nobody rates.

Hahahaha, we're so irrelevent that you've spent the last 3 weeks following us around.

Keep up the good work.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

Hahahaha, we're so irrelevent that you've spent the last 3 weeks following us around.

Keep up the good work.

That was another cunning plan of mine aimed at rattling your cage... hey that worked too.

 

[Lord_Flashheart]

Does Frankston Rover have a funny bone?

#coneyislandwarriorshavefunnybones
#ladygagawarriors

We shave funny bones? Man that's low.

 

[OrdinaryJoel]

That was another cunning plan of mine aimed at rattling your cage... hey that worked too.

More like 'unbecoming plan of mine'. Never have I seen a poster stoop so low in tactics that they're waist high in shit. Face it mate, you are uncreative.

 

[Stronzo]

 

[Marlowe]

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