Official Match Thread S19 Round 5: Gold City Royals vs Sin City Swamprats at The Throne

[Jhye Clark 13]

So, can you tell me what the Throne is like?

Hostile! For the Rats, victory is unfamiliar... You've never walked away with your head held high.

Most other clubs treat it like their very own toilet, which is a shame because when we play you guys here we often take the piss.

 

[bgt2110]

Half time in the Royals v Swamprats game this week and the pressure has taken its toll it seems.

 

[Jonts]

Theyre some fat rats

well done boys

 

[Easty]

spookism have you got a reserve ruckman in mind? It looks as though toxic shit his pants at the thought of going toe to toe with Easty and got himself temporarily suspended.

Hahaha. Must admit that's a new one. I look forward to taking on whoever it is they decide to throw on a set of stilts instead.

 

[I Dont Care]

Again! Again! Again!

Of course

 

[Easty]

Also spookism can you clarify if you are still based in Alberton or not? As much as so many unspeakable acts happen there I feel it's a bit rich to call it a city - I feel it's more of a shack.

 

[I Dont Care]

Also spookism can you clarify if you are still based in Alberton or not? As much as so many unspeakable acts happen there I feel it's a bit rich to call it a city - I feel it's more of a shack.

You'll find out when it is our home game against you. There are tunnels leading everywhere, even your sisters closet

 

[Ant Bear]

Of course
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Gene Simmons is jealous.

 

[I Dont Care]

Gene Simmons is jealous.

Gene Simmons is a giraffe

 

[Wise Guy Sam]

You'll find out when it is our home game against you. There are tunnels leading everywhere, even your sisters closet

He has a feminine looking brother who has a closet with a bit of a draft. Is that the one you are jumping out of?

 

[I Dont Care]

He has a feminine looking brother who has a closet with a bit of a draft. Is that the one you are jumping out of?

He/she pays for the goat every night, we don't discriminate preferences

 

[Power Raid]

Gene Simmons is a giraffe

If his tongue doesn't give it away, his need to participate in Flehmen does

 

[I Dont Care]

If his tongue doesn't give it away, his need to participate in Flehmen does

It is quite the habit

 

[timtamWB]

I don't know who most of you are, and I don't care. You're like GWS.

 

[Ant Bear]

I don't know who most of you are, and I don't care. You're like GWS.

I don't know who any of you are and I_Dont_Care doesn't either. You're like Bangladesh..

 

[timtamWB]

I don't know who any of you are and I_Dont_Care doesn't either. You're like Bangladesh..

To be fair I_Dont_Care doesn't really care about anything. That's kind of his shtick.

Also I don't know who you are, and most people on this forum wouldn't know who you are. Your opinion and who you do or do not know is kind of irrelevant.

 

[Wise Guy Sam]

I don't know who most of you are, and I don't care. You're like GWS.

**** you, they are nothing like me. And it's WGS not GWS.

I thought we were pals, pal.

 

[timtamWB]

**** you, they are nothing like me. And it's WGS not GWS.

I thought we were pals, pal.

I still love you WGS. It's a simple misunderstanding. Why do you have to be so mean?

 

[Ant Bear]

To be fair I_Dont_Care doesn't really care about anything. That's kind of his shtick.

Also I don't know who you are, and most people on this forum wouldn't know who you are. Your opinion and who you do or do not know is kind of irrelevant.

Most people on this forum would only recognise my number. It's what they see as I stream away from them ball in hand.
It's 69, BTW. You and your bum-buddy WGS probably practice it in bed every night

 

[timtamWB]

Most people on this forum would only recognise my number. It's what they see as I stream away from them ball in hand.
It's 69, BTW. You and your bum-buddy WGS probably practice it in bed every night

The 2nd post of yours I've ever seen, and you resort to a gay joke.

How very classy, original and funny. Good to see such quality from the rookies

 

[Ant Bear]

The 2nd post of yours I've ever seen, and you resort to a gay joke.

How very classy, original and funny. Good to see such quality from the rookies

Reading is obviously not your thing. Or you're not very good at it.
What are you, some anonymous back pocket or have you been demoted to interchange?

 

[I Dont Care]

Most people on this forum would only recognise my number. It's what they see as I stream away from them ball in hand.
It's 69, BTW. You and your bum-buddy WGS probably practice it in bed every night

I don't think it was 69, I think it was 66
What they practice I mean...not your number, Ant

 

[timtamWB]

Reading is obviously not your thing. Or you're not very good at it.
What are you, some anonymous back pocket or have you been demoted to interchange?

Aren't you a rookie?

If you're not then that's not an indictment on me, that's an indictment on you. It means you either don't post enough, or your posting is, to put it blatantly, fairly crap. And from what I've seen so far, I don't think that's far off the mark.

 

[I Dont Care]

**** you, they are nothing like me. And it's WGS not GWS.

I thought we were pals, pal.

Some tension in the ranks. Our intel was right then

 

[Ant Bear]

Aren't you a rookie?

If you're not then that's not an indictment on me, that's an indictment on you. It means you either don't post enough, or your posting is, to put it blatantly, fairly crap. And from what I've seen so far, I don't think that's far off the mark.

I'm pretty sure that I would remember a TimTam