Official Match Thread S21 First Preliminary Final: Geelong Wolves vs East Side Hawks @ The Lair

[SM]

No it's not. If you lose its a failure.

If you ain't first, you're last.

Nice melt.

 

[pantskyle]

Nice melt.

Doesn't quite have the same effect as to when I do it SMelt.

 

[Quivorir]

Happy to be here at the Den. What a wonderful place.

Feel free to make yourself at home. I have already had my butler bring in your bags. You bought an awful lot of things for a one week stay...

 

[SM]

Doesn't quite have the same effect as to when I do it SMelt.

Smelting is a form of extractive metallurgy; its main use is to produce a base metal from its ore. This includes production of silver, iron, copper and other base metals from their ores.

I take base materials and make them stronger. What a nice compliment from you.

 

[pantskyle]

Smelting is a form of extractive metallurgy; its main use is to produce a base metal from its ore. This includes production of silver, iron, copper and other base metals from their ores.

I take base materials and make them stronger. What a nice compliment from you.

Nerd.

 

[Knifey Spoony]

No pressure on us at all.

Such a nice feeling.

No pressure, no diamonds mate.

 

[SM]

Nerd.

 

[Taylor]

 

[go you pups]

#GeauxHawks

 

[gym4life]

I've never lost a final, hawks are ****ed.

 

[Biggie]

I've never lost a final, hawks are stuffed.

Awesome news!

More pressure on the streak to be maintained as well as the normal pressure of facing an underdog.

It's looking great for us!

 

[gym4life]

Awesome news!

More pressure on the streak to be maintained as well as the normal pressure of facing an underdog.

It's looking great for us!

Hawks are no chance, I might as well change my name to "biggie" now because once I see the results Sunday I wont come back down for a while.

 

[Mr Eagle]

So we're playing the top team?

That's nice.

 

[Biggie]

Hawks are no chance, I might as well change my name to "biggie" now because once I see the results Sunday I wont come back down for a while.

Biggie Biggie Biggie, cant you see

 

[gym4life]

Biggie Biggie Biggie, cant you see

Sorry, your words don't hypnotize me.

 

[Footypie32]

I'm picking [insert team] by [insert exact margin] this week.



(Post to be edited after match has been posted to make me look super smart)

 

[Taylor]

You want it all, but you can't have it.

 

[Mr Eagle]

Mr Eagle Says Relax

 

[Taylor]

Dirty

 

[Brown Bottle]

I'm gonna enjoy this one more than the last two and that's really saying something

 

[Gilbert_Hodge]

ESH by 28

 

[This Is Anfield]

I dunno what the relevance of this gif is, it just came up when i searched Excited Cat Gif...

The Geelong Wolves meet the East Side Hawks in the other, not MOTM preliminary final in what should be something akin to a qooty match. Now looking at the form of these two sides, the Wolves easily accounted for the Royals and the Hawks have eliminated the Furies and the Warriors; showing both sides know how the beat up on the lesser clubs in this league.

Funnily enough, The Wolves and Hawks have met 3 times in finals before, the with the Wolves holding a 2-1 advantage. In what would be considered as the most shocking, and informative research done in the SFA, this poster is certain that after looking at that data, the Hawks would be keen on evening that ledger.

For the players to watch section:

Geelong Wolves:

akkaps: He's actually won a grand final in the past week, and his experience is going to be invaluable for the Wolves... and by won i mean spectated.

SM: The Serial Melter would be keen on leading his team to glory with his soft as butter ways.

The Droid Dude who's name i can't remember: He's a star, mainly because he referenced the simpsons a few times.

TurtleBots gets a mention for some seriously quality avatar game.

East Side Hawks

Brown Bottle: Is probably still a gun. Well i hope the Hawks haven't ruined him.

The Filth Wizard: This is an obligatory admin mention so i don't get blacklisted from the committee. Could have a big say in persuading the simmers to look favorably on the Hawks this week.

Mr Eagle: He is an Eagle, which out of all the birds species in this world, i'd picture them to be the most skilled at Qooty.

Tayl0r: Could really come back to haunt her old team, which i hope she does as it would be very funny.

Anyway, prediction wise, i'm going to have to go with the Hawks by about 2.3 points with a suspicious point penalty late in the 4th causing this.

Any preview that doesn't mention that absolute flog, Wacky Tiger, gets my vote.

 

[Taylor]

Licking kitty?

What's the significance of it??

 

[Papa Juggs]

All systems are go. Reporting for duty.

 

[mike123]

My SFA career has been built on helping, not running away because things didn't go my way.

Face it, you're as soft as a pillow.

I'm as silky skilled as a silky pillow case.