Official Match Thread S29 Round 5 Sin City Swamprats vs Fighting Furies at Alberton Oval

[Nunez]

Millky95 makes one post in a thread and Nunez has turned into Taylor Swift. He really does still have it. Incredible. Legend of the Sweet F.A.

To be fair I am SFAs resident rock star.

 

[philreich]

Can confirm that Rich the babe Evans is NOT a Caz alt

I already knew that, because Rich the babe Evans actually speaks English. Therefore he's already in front of Caz as a poster.

 

[Far Kern]

I already knew that, because Rich the babe Evans actually speaks English. Therefore he's already in front of Caz as a poster.

Er, and Rich actually has a sense of humour.

Caz is or was an entirely different thing.

 

[Nunez]

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[Rich the babe Evans]

Rich the babe Evans come play.

Sorry man, have a uni assessment due tomorrow. Also what the **** is caz?

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

Also what the fu** is caz?

The Energiser bunny, but it wants to control the world and will stop at nothing to achieve dominance

 

[Far Kern]

Sorry man, have a uni assessment due tomorrow. Also what the fu** is caz?

A fun, mad, smart bitch who is dead meat. It seems.

Do your ****ing work.

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

Anyone got any tips on playing bouncers? I messed up my shot at training and now have a massive welt on my ribs. Advice on how to play such short balls would be appreciated

 

[Far Kern]

Anyone got any tips on playing bouncers? I messed up my shot at training and now have a massive welt on my ribs. Advice on how to play such short balls would be appreciated

Back

And

Across



**** me.

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

Back

And

Across



fu** me.

Not try and ramp it? Or maybe a reverse slog? Oooh, or dance down the pitch!?! And sometimes I wonder why I bat 8

 

[Rich the babe Evans]

Not try and ramp it? Or maybe a reverse slog? Oooh, or dance down the pitch!?! And sometimes I wonder why I bat 8

Bat at 8 and don't bowl yeah?

 

[Far Kern]

Not try and ramp it? Or maybe a reverse slog? Oooh, or dance down the pitch!?! And sometimes I wonder why I bat 8

As the ball is realeased from the bowlers hand, if you are any good, you already have the line but what you want is the length. The first thing you see is whether to go back or forward. If back and short form, back, across, pull.

Aggressive.

Don’t get hit.

It’s not hard.

Don’t pull off the front foot if you’re not willing to wear it.

 

[Carson Dial]

Anyone got any tips on playing bouncers? I messed up my shot at training and now have a massive welt on my ribs. Advice on how to play such short balls would be appreciated

Have you tried treating bouncers like this?

 

[Far Kern]

Have you tried treating bouncers like this?

LOL

 

[jackster83]

Anyone got any tips on playing bouncers? I messed up my shot at training and now have a massive welt on my ribs. Advice on how to play such short balls would be appreciated

I usually just try to evade them, mainly because I'm not good at the pull shot against quicker bowlers.

 

[Far Kern]

SarahSmiles has caused me a fair bit of trouble here and should not do it again. I’m still waiting on the boss.

 

[Carson Dial]

SarahSmiles has caused me a fair bit of trouble here and should not do it again. I’m still waiting on the boss.

Mrs Kern?

 

[Far Kern]

Mrs Kern?

Serious bits.

 

[MightyHawks86]

Anyone got any tips on playing bouncers? I messed up my shot at training and now have a massive welt on my ribs. Advice on how to play such short balls would be appreciated

Can always try and catch it for another go...

 

[Far Kern]

Can always try and catch it for another go...
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So, exactly no Sarah.

 

[Carson Dial]

Can always try and catch it for another go...
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At least he kept his eye on the ball

 

[Far Kern]

At least he kept his eye on the ball

The ball had it’s eye on him.

It’s just exactly how you don’t play a pull shot.

Yeah, yeah, I’m old and can actually do it, you’re young and get smacked in the face. No probs. You’re ****ing incredibly dumb anyway so no loss.

 

[Carson Dial]

The ball had it’s eye on him.

It’s just exactly how you don’t play a pull shot.

Yeah, yeah, I’m old and can actually do it, you’re young and get smacked in the face. No probs. You’re ******* incredibly dumb anyway so no loss.

You want to let someone bowl 150 kph at your head...and I’m incredibly dumb..

 

[Far Kern]

You want to let someone bowl 150 kph at your head...and I’m incredibly dumb..

Yep. That’s pretty fast, but you can still duck and wait.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Bears.

That’s one of the funniest things I have ever.

The Furies magnificent culture cheated this flog my medal.

He comes back and can’t be f’ed with you.

I’m not quite sure if it’s irony, well, it is, or you’re just all a pack of campaigners.

TJASTA rejected him because he said Jack Graham is a massively overrated spud.