Official Match Thread S30 Round 5: Roys FFC vs Dragons FFC at The BJO

[T2B_]

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Ah yes, the Coney Island Karens.



What a week it was with them. It was fun in the same way that a colonoscopy performed with a shovel is fun.

 

[Blaze Storm]

Am I stupid and can't see what makes this funny? Or is it just not a funny joke?

Quite possible the answer to both these questions is yes.

No it just isn't a funny one. Can't win them all, I guess.

 

[Blaze Storm]

The answer lies in the fact that the gay guy is more than happy to kiss his arse, it's a win for him. It is funny in it's context.

not really...

 

[philreich]

Ah yes, the Coney Island Karens.

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What a week it was with them. It was fun in the same way that a colonoscopy performed with a shovel is fun.

I once watched parliamentary question time at 2am. It wasn't exciting, but it was better than this week's match thread

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

not really...

I tried

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

No it just isn't a funny one. Can't win them all, I guess.

I thought it was good.. everyone is different

 

[T2B_]

I once watched parliamentary question time at 2am. It wasn't exciting, but it was better than this week's match thread

Have they tried the old "accuse the opposition team of being boring even though they aren't contributing anything" schtick yet?

 

[Robertio]

Geez, tipping 18 or 19 degrees in Victoria tomorrow, we'll have to get the ice vest down to the BJO.

 

[Dingster]

Geez, tipping 18 or 19 degrees in Victoria tomorrow, we'll have to get the ice vest down to the BJO.

I might need the long sleeves.

 

[Matt_352]

Geez, tipping 18 or 19 degrees in Victoria tomorrow, we'll have to get the ice vest down to the BJO.

Gotta run to catch the breeze

 

[philreich]

I thought it was good.. everyone is different

In late news, members of the SFA Association of Pessimists are now safe and well. They set out yesterday morning on their annual hike, however somewhere along the line, they took a wrong turn and became lost. While they were waiting to be rescued, they sat in a group, and passed around photos of Grand Uncle Horace, to keep themselves miserable .

 

[philreich]

Have they tried the old "accuse the opposition team of being boring even though they aren't contributing anything" schtick yet?

Indeed - it's like bantering with your cat. It starts off OK, but you run out of material rather quickly.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

I'm a little concerned about fitzroybowiedog though....
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I do this so I puke, helps me feign a minor illness, which makes it less likely that the coach will put me on the park.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

In late news, members of the SFA Association of Pessimists are now safe and well. They set out yesterday morning on their annual hike, however somewhere along the line, they took a wrong turn and became lost. While they were waiting to be rescued, they sat in a group, and passed around photos of Grand Uncle Horace, to keep themselves miserable .

Mirrors are banned at my nursing home. Unhappily the Bronny Bishop memorial JackBero Kero bath is still operational.

 

[serial_thrilla]

I'm surprised that you're gracing us with your presence this week, Grand Uncle Horace. I'd assumed your hands would be full trading barbs with the Bombers in your own match thread.

 

[Robertio]

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Gotta run to catch the breeze

I'd be happy to catch anything.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

I'm surprised that you're gracing us with your presence this week, Grand Uncle Horace. I'd assumed your hands would be full trading barbs with the Bombers in your own match thread.
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Meh that young fella needs to work on his left jab.

The Drags also need to work on a few things. I look forward to the reform program Tony Lynn 15 will put in place with you spamarama spanners.

 

[serial_thrilla]

Chadwick Boseman (Black Panther) just died due to colon cancer. What the hell???

 

[Knifey Spoony]

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Hey ClarkeM, finally got around to watching Dave, it is fantastic

 

[serial_thrilla]

Meh that young fella needs to work on his left jab.

The Drags also need to work on a few things. I look forward to the reform program Tony Lynn 15 will put in place with you spamarama spanners.

Why would Tony Lynn 15 join the Dragons? That seems like a rather left field statement, even by your standards.

 

[AceAndy]

Chadwick Boseman (Black Panther) just died due to colon cancer. What the hell???

Gee only 43 That is way too young.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Chadwick Boseman (Black Panther) just died due to colon cancer. What the hell???

Holy shit.

 

[philreich]

I think I had a bit too much to drink the other night. My daughter says to me, "Dad, what's an alcoholic?"

I reply, "Do you see those 2 chickens in that commercial on TV? An alcoholic would see 3 or 4 chickens."

My little seems disappointed with me and says, "But Daddy - there's only 1 chicken, and that's the microwave."

 

[Matt_352]

Gee only 43 That is way too young.

**** that's sad

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Geez, tipping 18 or 19 degrees in Victoria tomorrow, we'll have to get the ice vest down to the BJO.

Great drinking weather.