Official Match Thread S30 Round 7 - Dragons FFC vs Las Vegas Bears at Ljp86's Lair

[Millky95]

Luckily with only 5 goals to look up, this'll only take a minute...

Millky goal #1:
2 : 19.09 {CHF} - Millky95 threads his way through traffic.
2 : 19.13 {CHF} - At least fifty-five metres out.
2 : 19.17 {CHF} - They'll be talking about that goal tonight.

Millky goal #2:
2 : 23.57 {CHF} - A bit of space for Millky95 to utilise.
2 : 24.01 {CHF} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
2 : 24.06 {CHF} - That couldn't be a goal ... surely?.
2 : 24.1 {CHF} - Goal number 1 to Millky95.

Millky goal #3:
1 : 23.18 {CHF} - A bit of space for Millky95 to utilise.
1 : 23.22 {CHF} - Monster shot at goal from Millky95.
1 : 23.24 {CHF} - In the end its an easy goal for Millky95.

Millky goal #4:
2 : .59 {CHF} - Millky95 calls for it.
2 : 1.03 {CHF} - Great mark! No! The umpire calls play on.
2 : 1.07 {CHF} - Not enough pressure on Millky95.
2 : 1.12 {CHF} - Monster shot at goal from Millky95.
2 : 1.15 {CHF} - Goooooooooooaaaaaaaaallll.

Millky goal #5:
3 : 11.07 {CHF} - Millky95 with a little space.
3 : 11.11 {CHF} - He's tackled but manages to get the shot away.
3 : 11.15 {CHF} - You won't see too many better than that. Champagne football.



I see no evidence of 75 m goals here. In fact, I've discovered that Millky95 has no staying power, and is pretty much cooked buy half time.

Looks like you're in for an easy game HawkAussie.

What

A

Stud

 

[guero]

Millky goal #1:
2 : 19.09 {CHF} - Millky95 threads his way through traffic.
2 : 19.13 {CHF} - At least fifty-five metres out.
2 : 19.17 {CHF} - They'll be talking about that goal tonight.

At least. So you're saying he could have been 75 metres out.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Luckily with only 5 goals to look up, this'll only take a minute...

Millky goal #1:
2 : 19.09 {CHF} - Millky95 threads his way through traffic.
2 : 19.13 {CHF} - At least fifty-five metres out.
2 : 19.17 {CHF} - They'll be talking about that goal tonight.

Millky goal #2:
2 : 23.57 {CHF} - A bit of space for Millky95 to utilise.
2 : 24.01 {CHF} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
2 : 24.06 {CHF} - That couldn't be a goal ... surely?.
2 : 24.1 {CHF} - Goal number 1 to Millky95.

Millky goal #3:
1 : 23.18 {CHF} - A bit of space for Millky95 to utilise.
1 : 23.22 {CHF} - Monster shot at goal from Millky95.
1 : 23.24 {CHF} - In the end its an easy goal for Millky95.

Millky goal #4:
2 : .59 {CHF} - Millky95 calls for it.
2 : 1.03 {CHF} - Great mark! No! The umpire calls play on.
2 : 1.07 {CHF} - Not enough pressure on Millky95.
2 : 1.12 {CHF} - Monster shot at goal from Millky95.
2 : 1.15 {CHF} - Goooooooooooaaaaaaaaallll.

Millky goal #5:
3 : 11.07 {CHF} - Millky95 with a little space.
3 : 11.11 {CHF} - He's tackled but manages to get the shot away.
3 : 11.15 {CHF} - You won't see too many better than that. Champagne football.



I see no evidence of 75 m goals here. In fact, I've discovered that Millky95 has no staying power, and is pretty much cooked buy half time.

Looks like you're in for an easy game HawkAussie.

Sadly Millky yaps at the dust of history passing him by

 

[Millky95]

Sadly Millky yaps at the dust of history passing him by

Says you, old man

 

[Muddiemoose]

We actually have a very good list. The best list. Many quality players.

Well we have covfefe so stick that in your pipe and smoke it minrow

 

[guero]

Sadly Millky yaps at the dust of history passing him by

What does that even mean?

 

[guero]

Well we have covfefe so stick that in your pipe and smoke it minrow

minrow. I like it.

 

[Muddiemoose]

Sadly Millky yaps at the dust of history passing him by

For a campaigner who seems to be on a personal jihad against spam you do spend a lot of time in other teams match threads spamming up the joint

 

[T2B_]

What does that even mean?

Easy on Horry, friend, he's obviously senile.

 

[A Swallow]

What are you doing stepbrother?

I’m stuck stepbro, help!

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

For a campaigner who seems to be on a personal jihad against spam you do spend a lot of time in other teams match threads spamming up the joint

I was tagged in here and politely responded. Fu** up Dumbmoose.

 

[Millky95]

I’m stuck stepbro, help!

 

[Muddiemoose]

I was tagged in here and politely responded. Fu** up Dumbmoose.

Yeah like 4 days ago. Now your just hanging around like that old campaigner at the footy club creeping out the under 14 netball girls who claims he played for the club a decade ago but no one actually remembers if he played game

Now scram you senile old bottom feeder before I bust out the Simpsons gifs

 

[T2B_]

It pains me that I get this reference

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Yeah like 4 days ago. Now your just hanging around like that old campaigner at the footy club creeping out the under 14 netball girls who claims he played for the club a decade ago but no one actually remembers if he played game

Now scram you senile old bottom feeder before I bust out the Simpsons gifs

Meh. At my age senility would be a reasonable excuse. You however have zero excuses for your fatuous persona and infantile nappy posts.

 

[T2B_]

We actually have a very good list. The best list. Many quality players.

YUUUUUGE potential.

 

[Muddiemoose]

Meh. At my age senility would be a reasonable excuse. You however have zero excuses for your fatuous persona and infantile nappy posts.

Oh look at you go setting yourself up so well with some gold with words like fatuous and infantile but than shitting the bed with “nappy posts”

Although it might of just been a freudian slip because you have actually shit yourself and you need the nurse to come around and change your nappy

Just press the green button on that control and they will be with you shortly to help you with that

 

[serial_thrilla]

I’m stuck stepbro, help!

Is that a **** in me?

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Oh look at you go setting yourself up so well with some gold with words like fatuous and infantile but than shitting the bed with “nappy posts”

Although it might of just been a freudian slip because you have actually sh*t yourself and you need the nurse to come around and change your nappy

Just press the green button on that control and they will be with you shortly to help you with that

I have the convenience of bags PooseHead.

 

[T2B_]

Is that a **** in me?

My brother accidentally fell asleep inside me!

 

[T2B_]

... these posts are gonna look mighty weird without context. RIP the Torch nom judges.

 

[Millky95]

... these posts are gonna look mighty weird without context. RIP the Torch nom judges.

Mate they look weird WITH context

 

[serial_thrilla]

Mate they look weird WITH context

The incredible thing is how many people will understand the reference. What an age we live in.

 

[Matt_352]

YUUUUUGE potential.

Exponential growth. Giggity.

 

[Muddiemoose]

I have the convenience of bags PooseHead.

And now you have definitely ran out of steam.
You started this rally so well but are clearly un able to go the distance if the best you can come up with is PooseHead.

Now scurry back to whatever rock you crawled out from and let us spam in peace