Official Match Thread S31 Second Qualifying Final: Gold City Royals vs Coney Island Warriors at The Golden Throne

[Marlowe]

I just realised I've been calling him Toga Bob all this time.

 

[Ulahoopski]

I just realised I've been calling him Toga Bob all this time.

That sounds like the cue for a quooty limerick. One line at a time.
I'll start...

A Tongan in a Toga..

No, wait,

I saw a Tongan in a toga at the Ettamogah pub,

 

[Tonga Bob]

I just realised I've been calling him Toga Bob all this time.

It’s more of a lungi but I’ll allow it.

 

[DenieD]

I just realised I've been calling him Toga Bob all this time.

That sounds like the cue for a quooty limerick. One line at a time.
I'll start...

A Tongan in a Toga..

No, wait,

I saw a Tongan in a toga at the Ettamogah pub,

Presenting Toga Bob
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[Ulahoopski]

That sounds like the cue for a quooty limerick. One line at a time.
I'll start...

A Tongan in a Toga..

No, wait,

I saw a Tongan in a toga at the Ettamogah pub,

I saw a Tongan in a toga at the Ettamogah pub.
I was strangely excited so gave myself a rub.
The toga man approached me,
Said "Hi my name is Bob,
I like a bit of Hula, can I finish off the job"?

 

[Dinsdale]

I just realised I've been calling him Toga Bob all this time.

Call him what you like, just not late for breakfast

Sent by shoe phone via Tapatoe

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

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Six and Seven

Easily #7

But I want to be #4

 

[grumbleguts]

Did Lord_Flashheart shoot you as well?

No I am unworthy for the great lord to waste his ammunition on one so lowly.

 

[grumbleguts]

It’s more of a lungi but I’ll allow it.

I once handed my wife an empty coat hanger and said "Here, put on this sarong."

She said "What sarong?"
"Nothing, what's-a wrong with you?"

Hoping to get a more comfortable couch soon.

 

[GreyCrow]

There once was a Tongan in a toga
Who took his band to the ettamogah
They played a few tracks
Mostly of Nickelback's
But bob is no Chad Kroger

 

[harry000]

Hello Marlowe how are your tonight?

 

[Dav]

Yeah he hasn't had the best luck with being cast in movies.

I Love You Man is a great movie.

for some reason the first time i watched I Love You Man I convinced myself that Jason Segel and Paul Rudd's friendship had extremely obvious homoerotic undertones

 

[DenieD]

for some reason the first time i watched I Love You Man I convinced myself that Jason Segel and Paul Rudd's friendship had extremely obvious homoerotic undertones

yeah there was a lot of stuff like that throughout the movie.

I think the filmmakers were trying to express how weird it is for middle aged men to seek out other male friends. Most of the time people confuse them for being homosexual.

 

[Marlowe]

Hello Marlowe how are your tonight?

Scared. The Royals and the Dees are good at the same time for the first time in known human existence.

I am beginning to question reality.

 

[nahnah]

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Coney Island Warriors Official Team Sheet
Second Qualifying Final v Gold City Royals at The Golden Throne

B: Raveneyes – NaturalDisaster - Stronzo
HB: TubbsFarquhar – Test Tickle – Freofalcon
C: Tonga Bob – kdavva74 – DockerDen5215
HF: FootyGuy13 – Dinsdale - Lord_Flashheart
F: Volbeat – harry000 – zackah
FOLL: RelaxMax – The Half Back – TheInjuryFactory

INT: toxic – Spanna_

Changes:

Nil


#BeatTheRoyals​

Finally got rid of all the Bay rubbish

 

[Tonga Bob]

Presenting Toga Bob
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[spookism]

Scared. The Royals and the Dees are good at the same time for the first time in known human existence.

I am beginning to question reality.

I'm more now convinced than ever before that we are living in a simulation.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Finally got rid of all the Bay rubbish

Not yet,

We still have Freofalcon and zackah, but they are only slightly rubbish so we tolerate them.

 

[grumbleguts]

There once was a Tongan in a toga
Who took his band to the ettamogah
They played a few tracks
Mostly of Nickelback's
But bob is no Chad Kroger

The integral c squared d c
from 1 to the cubed root of 3
times the cosine
of 3 pi over 9
is the log of the cubed root of e.


Or this:
There was a young man from torquay
Whose limericks stopped at line three
No one knows why.

Or this:
There was a young man from Peru
Whose limericks stopped at line two.

Or this:
Tonga Bob showed up in a toga
For a lesson on how to do yoga
With his foot in his ear
And his arm in his rear
The photo got published in Droga.

 

[Tonga Bob]

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The integral c squared d c
from 1 to the cubed root of 3
times the cosine
of 3 pi over 9
is the log of the cubed root of e.


Or this:
There was a young man from torquay
Whose limericks stopped at line three
No one knows why.

Or this:
There was a young man from Peru
Whose limericks stopped at line two.

Or this:
Tonga Bob showed up in a toga
For a lesson on how to do yoga
With his foot in his ear
And his arm in his rear
The photo got published in Droga.

There was a young man from France
Who waited ten years for his chance
But then he f*cked it up

 

[grumbleguts]

There was a young man from France
Who waited ten years for his chance
But then he f*cked it up

Humpty dumpty sat no the wall
Humpty dumpty had a great fall
All the king's horses and all the king's men
Said "f*ck it it's only an egg."*

*Note: Humpty dumpty was in fact a cast iron canon, the stupid egg thing is just stupid.

 

[GreyCrow]

There was a man who loved a good limerick
How his words made a good verbal trick
With words like loquacious
Entree and bodacious
Every one he wrote he got a tick

 

[Freofalcon]

Not yet,

We still have Freofalcon and zackah, but they are only slightly rubbish so we tolerate them.

The bay is shit these days but still slightly better than the SFA.

 

[The Half Back]

I just realised I've been calling him Toga Bob all this time.

That’s funny, I’ve been calling you Marla-Owie this whole time.

 

[spookism]

That’s funny, I’ve been calling you Marla-Owie this whole time.

I just wish this was funny.