Official Match Thread S31 Second Qualifying Final: Gold City Royals vs Coney Island Warriors at The Golden Throne

[Tonga Bob]

I was out hunting with my friends and came across the same lady, she looked at me with that sexy toothless look and I knew what she was after.
I said "How about it young slapper?"
She slobbered through her toothless mouth "I'm game if you are"
I queried "Are you game?"
She said yes.
So I shot her

Then there was that one time when she went to the pub and ordered a double entendre, so the barman gave her one.

 

[Smartys Power]

Hey serial_thrilla can you run some stats around the percentage of Smartys total posts that just say "Go Royals"? I'm going with mid 70's.

Are you criticising my Season 31 character?

 

[Marlowe]

Ahhh... Buscemi Fridays.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Are you criticising my Season 31 character?

Criticising it?



Questioning it?

 

[Lord_Flashheart]

I'm ready for the game, just need someone to oil up the glutes (helps me shrug off any unwanted tackle)

 

[Smartys Power]

Criticising it?

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Questioning it?

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Go Royals.

 

[FootyGuy13]

How dare you post your Buscemi from Wish.... and on a Friday too!

Not to mention that he admitted to throwing a laptop into a polluted creek. Who knows what discoveries could've been put on or already on that laptop that's now been laid to waste.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Go Royals.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Beer 0 clock yet?

 

[Tonga Bob]

Beer 0 clock yet?

Yes. Yes it is.

 

[harry000]

Beer 0 clock yet?

About an hour ago. Although I'm on the wine because I CBF with the 6 minute drive to Dan Murphys to get more beer.

 

[Ulahoopski]

Six and Seven

 

[Kennedy Parker]

I still pray to the lord of the Sun in thanks for the time you posted the team sheet on deadline for the GF.

The best part is I was ready to post it before 11 but decided to spend the next hour making a gif of the soon to be inaugural royals premiership team and finished minutes before the deadline.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

The best part is I was ready to post it before 11 but decided to spend the next hour making a gif of the soon to be inaugural royals premiership team and finished minutes before the deadline.

It was perfection.

 

[Marlowe]

Beer 0 clock yet?

Drunk on the job, eh. manangatang wouldn't be getting sloshed. #wrongadmindied

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Drunk on the job, eh. manangatang wouldn't be getting sloshed. #wrongadmindied

Mang is lame

 

[manangatang]

Drunk on the job, eh. manangatang wouldn't be getting sloshed. #wrongadmindied

Not a drop but some herbal tea!

 

[manangatang]

Mang is lame

Wow - discrimination based on my physical impairments.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Not a drop but some herbal tea!

Not a drinker?

 

[manangatang]

Not a drinker?

Well I don’t eat herbal tea, ND.

 

[toxic]

Well I don’t eat herbal tea, ND.

 

[Marlowe]

Not a drop but some herbal tea!

 

[Tonga Bob]

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Six and Seven

All of the above

 

[grumbleguts]

I was out hunting with my friends and came across the same lady, she looked at me with that sexy toothless look and I knew what she was after.
I said "How about it young slapper?"
She slobbered through her toothless mouth "I'm game if you are"
I queried "Are you game?"
She said yes.
So I shot her

Same thing happened to me.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Same thing happened to me.

Did Lord_Flashheart shoot you as well?