Official Match Thread S32 R11 - Baghdad Bombers vs Coney Island Warriors at Abdu Prison

[Tony Lynn 15]

YOU SHOW SOME F*CKEN RESPECT, PUG.


Evening Frankie.

Calm down Rambo.

 

[CursingFijian]

The people can kiss my large Polynesian arse.

Never thought I’d ever say this but…I’m gonna need bigger lips.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Calm down Rambo.

Thanks, I needed that.

 

[BEEG]

Sooooo …..

What’s all this about you nobbling BEEG for the EKA?

View attachment 1253561

Get real, I won it everyone knows it.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Thanks, I needed that.

Don’t mention it mate.

 

[Metalcrusher]

Why is that interesting?

I would have thought it was self explanatory as to why I don't need to mash.

Keep grasping mate ... keep holding onto that ledge.

 

[FootyGuy13]

Never thought I’d ever say this but…I’m gonna need bigger lips.

We talking Dolly Parton sized? Kim Kardashian sized? Instagram Influencer sized?

 

[Tonga Bob]

We talking Dolly Parton sized? Kim Kardashian sized? Instagram Influencer sized?

Bigger.

 

[DenieD]

We talking Dolly Parton sized? Kim Kardashian sized? Instagram Influencer sized?

Bigger.

 

[Volbeat]

Well you can only be talking to me, how are you mate.

Lubed up and ready for a great week. Yourself?

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

I like how Metalcrusher is trying to apply irl management concepts to an admin role on a fake fantasy league.

Talk about taking yourself too seriously because you're some rail bigshot.

It's a massive step from the dungeon mate, how is Mum and Dad going?

 

[Volbeat]

Whats your number sweetcheeks?

Oh please.


I prefer donkeys.

 

[kickthething]

Am I allowed to boo this post or nah?

Boo as loud as you can...wtf we are playing the Warriors, well i'll be ****ed.

 

[Metalcrusher]

EKA shmeeka

That award has never been relevant.

As opposed to ?

Hurr .. Hurr .. Hurr ...

 

[kickthething]

00 Volbeat
2 NaturalDisaster (LG)
3 Frankston Rover
4 zackah
6 DockerDen5215 (LG)
8 Mofra
9 RelaxMax
10 Raveneyes
13 FootyGuy13
15 harry000
16 Smoooothy
21 The Half Back (LG)
22 Freofalcon
23 TheInjuryFactory (C)
25 Tonga Bob (VC)
29 Stronzo
35 ChappyUK
42 Lord_Flashheart
44 Dinsdale
46 toxic
69 BEEG
74 Dav (LG)
88 BeinPurplenGreen (R)
94 TubbsFarquhar
99 Snuffaluphagus (R)
TBD Piggy Smalls
TBD Moo

Hey all,

Lets help our friend here out, what sort of things offend us? For one, confusing us with the Swamprats...

Good start...Warriors, Rats...easy mistake to make isnt it?

 

[Metalcrusher]

Good start...Warriors, Rats...easy mistake to make isnt it?

All taste like KohPhi's chicken mate.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

A journey to learn what my role is and how to do it better by Self-fulfilling Prophecy

It starts with some honesty

Shows frustration with his lack of progress in the role, wonders who else wants it

Starts fishing for ideas


Tries a different tack



Gets confused by talk about real leadership and separating the roles of Admin and player


Gets nothing from league legends, desperately seeks ideas from rookies



Once again confuses Admin with player roles sparking anger



More honest introspection

One last plea for help

An attempt at reverse psychology

Misrepresenting words said to provoke a reaction

Lashing out in anger

An attempt to define leadership

An admission of utter confusion

Try some fighting words

I give up, at least I have one thing in my favour


Please heed this cry for help good people of the SFA, your soon to be former Admin has reached the end of his tether

NaturalDisaster has just been absolutely ragdolled, there is no coming back from this! Great work Jab!

 

[Metalcrusher]

Where are you NaturalDisaster ... you gone AWOL ... maybe a quick d/c chat? Rally the troops?

 

[Metalcrusher]

A journey to learn what my role is and how to do it better by Self-fulfilling Prophecy

It starts with some honesty

Shows frustration with his lack of progress in the role, wonders who else wants it

Starts fishing for ideas


Tries a different tack



Gets confused by talk about real leadership and separating the roles of Admin and player


Gets nothing from league legends, desperately seeks ideas from rookies



Once again confuses Admin with player roles sparking anger



More honest introspection

One last plea for help

An attempt at reverse psychology

Misrepresenting words said to provoke a reaction

Lashing out in anger

An attempt to define leadership

An admission of utter confusion

Try some fighting words

I give up, at least I have one thing in my favour


Please heed this cry for help good people of the SFA, your soon to be former Admin has reached the end of his tether

Pfft ... campaigner wants to root Bat is all ... nothing to see here ...

 

[TheCoach16]

TheCoach16 thoughts?

First of all…
THIRTEEN PAGES?!?! No way I’m reading all that. I need someone to give me a summary.

Also…
Why are we discussing pooping? Is it not bad enough we have to engage with these Coney Island biscuit eating, hay stackers, for an entire week?!?!

All in the name of getting ****ed in the arse on Sunday by a corrupted “random sim”.

 

[Metalcrusher]

First of all…
THIRTEEN PAGES?!?! No way I’m reading all that. I need someone to give me a summary.

Also…
Why are we discussing pooping? Is it not bad enough we have to engage with these Coney Island biscuit eating, hay stackers, for an entire week?!?!

All in the name of getting f’ed in the arse on Sunday by a corrupted “random sim”.

Yes.

 

[Bovo]

SFA needs more biff right?

If you say so
View attachment 6849D6D9-AB44-47AA-B880-F6FC335C6F4C.webp

 

[TheCoach16]

00 Volbeat
2 NaturalDisaster (LG)
3 Frankston Rover
4 zackah
6 DockerDen5215 (LG)
8 Mofra
9 RelaxMax
10 Raveneyes
13 FootyGuy13
15 harry000
16 Smoooothy
21 The Half Back (LG)
22 Freofalcon
23 TheInjuryFactory (C)
25 Tonga Bob (VC)
29 Stronzo
35 ChappyUK
42 Lord_Flashheart
44 Dinsdale
46 toxic
69 BEEG
74 Dav (LG)
88 BeinPurplenGreen (R)
94 TubbsFarquhar
99 Snuffaluphagus (R)
TBD Piggy Smalls
TBD Moo

Hey all,

Lets help our friend here out, what sort of things offend us? For one, confusing us with the Swamprats...

I don’t know who the swamprats are either.
But I would’ve thought confusing you with the Warriors would be worse.

 

[Kilroy]

Get real, I won it everyone knows it.

Computer says “no”, but you played for the Bombers, so there’s that.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Where are you NaturalDisaster ... you gone AWOL ... maybe a quick d/c chat? Rally the troops?

Working on an Assignment actually.