Official Match Thread S32 R11 - Baghdad Bombers vs Coney Island Warriors at Abdu Prison

[HaroLad]

How do you go in public urinals? Must be traumatic.

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Why didn't anyone tell me there are cameras in our club toilets?

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Why didn't anyone tell me there are cameras in our club toilets?

Sorry mate I was peeping again.

 

[DenieD]

Sorry mate I was peeping again.

Watch out. softflopper is small enough to fit through there.

 

[Tonga Bob]

This is Baghdad mate not some 5 star ******* hotel and we all admire each others members it's a sign of how strong you are. A bloke sitting down to piss stands out like a sore thumb!

Well the whole of Baghdad is one big toilet so that comes as no surprise.

Calm down button mushroom.

I absolutely will not.

OK I'm good now.

How do you go in public urinals? Must be traumatic.

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As far away from you as possible is my guess.

 

[Jabba73]

The question:

Hello Bombers Hello Rats, Hey Rats, can you please make it easy for us this week and post of list of everything that is likely to offend you.

Your response:

00 Volbeat
2 NaturalDisaster (LG)
3 Frankston Rover
4 zackah
6 DockerDen5215 (LG)
8 Mofra
9 RelaxMax
10 Raveneyes
13 FootyGuy13
15 harry000
16 Smoooothy
21 The Half Back (LG)
22 Freofalcon
23 TheInjuryFactory (C)
25 Tonga Bob (VC)
29 Stronzo
35 ChappyUK
42 Lord_Flashheart
44 Dinsdale
46 toxic
69 BEEG
74 Dav (LG)
88 BeinPurplenGreen (R)
94 TubbsFarquhar
99 Snuffaluphagus (R)
TBD Piggy Smalls
TBD Moo

Hey all,

Lets help our friend here out, what sort of things offend us? For one, confusing us with the Swamprats...

So, your whole squad offends you?

The feeling is mutual

 

[NaturalDisaster]

This is Baghdad mate not some 5 star ******* hotel and we all admire each others members it's a sign of how strong you are. A bloke sitting down to piss stands out like a sore thumb!

I would argue that a guy who sits to piss is pretty strong because he doesn't give a **** about what others think

 

[NaturalDisaster]

BLUEALLTHRU is absolutely the type to stand right next to another bloke at a urinal, even when every other one is unoccupied.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

I would argue that a guy who sits to piss is pretty strong because he doesn't give a fu** about what others think

You keep justifying it mate. Weak!

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

BLUEALLTHRU is absolutely the type to stand right next to another bloke at a urinal, even when every other one is unoccupied.

****ing oath any opportunity to inflate my ego mate.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

You keep justifying it mate. Weak!

What if you need to do a shit at the same time?

 

[BoomerAndy]

BLUEALLTHRU cut the tough guy act, Navy boy.

Join the army like a real man, wimp.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

What if you need to do a sh*t at the same time?

I'll allow it.

 

[Kilroy]

Well the whole of Baghdad is one big toilet so that comes as no surprise.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

I'll allow it.

Real men stand to shit mate.

 

[Bovo]

Or shame by the sounds of it.

You could always, I don't know, turn around and not look at someone when they're pissing.

You been smooking the mabjab again? You talk a whole lot of crazy!

 

[Metalcrusher]

Why didn't anyone tell me there are cameras in our club toilets?

If by "camera" you mean MITS then yes ...

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Real men stand to sh*t mate.

TheCoach16 thoughts?

 

[Kilroy]

What if you need to do a sh*t at the same time?

 

[Metalcrusher]

TheCoach16 thoughts?

So happy you didn't ask KohPhi that question ...

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

BLUEALLTHRU cut the tough guy act, Navy boy.

Join the army like a real man, wimp.

G'day you ****ing Pongo campaigner, how are you?

 

[Metalcrusher]

I love the fact the only campaigner having NaturalDisaster's back is ... well ...

#inspirationaleadership
#gotomoreselfhelpforums
#lolWonderShazzas

 

[Metalcrusher]

BLUEALLTHRU cut the tough guy act, Navy boy.

Join the army like a real man, wimp.

BWAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA So season28 ... get a new routine to deflect **** womble.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

I love the fact the only campaigner having NaturalDisaster's back is ... well ...

#inspirationaleadership
#gotomoreselfhelpforums
#lolWonderShazzas

We aren't a bunch of softcocks like you where we we have to jump to each other defense every time we get a little bit of heat.

We fight our own battles like big boys.

 

[Metalcrusher]

We aren't a bunch of softcocks like you where we we have to jump to each other defense every time we get a little bit of heat.

We fight our own battles like big boys.

Yeah but ... but ... look behind you mate, no one is following ...

Another total leadership fail.

Still, I am willing to work with you on this.

The "faceless" posters don't even like your posts.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Yeah but ... but ... look behind you mate, no one is following ...

Another total leadership fail.

Still, I am willing to work with you on this.

Didn't know I was the Warriors captain.

Also, not going to take admin tips from someone who thinks its the admins job to dictate how people post.