Official Match Thread S33 First Preliminary Final: Dragons FFC vs Roys FFC at Ljp86's Lair

[Kennedy Parker]

I was just wondering if you arn't totally engrossed and mesmerised by committee, could you dig up some interesting fun facts about Roys/Dragons finals and general duckery?

Sure, did you know that since S14 the Dragons FFC have only missed finals on 3 occasions, making finals 17 of the last 20 seasons. Their worst result was 10th spot.

Meanwhile the Roys have managed to finish below 10th spot on 4 occasions during the same period.

 

[Wosh]

you flatter me.
I was just one cog in a glorious enjoyable well oiled machine of nonsense.

Just saying what I been told.

Personally I didn't really believe it…

 

[Mobbs]

I think fitzroybowiedog should host an AMA thread.

 

[Wosh]

Sure, did you know that since S14 the Dragons FFC have only missed finals on 3 occasions, making finals 17 of the last 20 seasons. Their worst result was 10th spot.

Meanwhile the Roys have managed to finish below 10th spot on 4 occasions during the same period.

That sounds promising!

 

[Wosh]

I think fitzroybowiedog should host an AMA thread.

Fitzy is a doctor?

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Sure, did you know that since S14 the Dragons FFC have only missed finals on 3 occasions, making finals 17 of the last 20 seasons. Their worst result was 10th spot.

Meanwhile the Roys have managed to finish below 10th spot on 4 occasions during the same period.

Touche, but you forget master recruiter Dingster signing up studs like me and zackah has been a real game changer, can honestly see us winning a couple of premiership medals (minimum) with the Roys.

Exciting times ahead.

 

[Mobbs]

Fitzy is a doctor?

Of sorts.

 

[TedDougChris]

nah.

I can lend you a gif !!

 

[TedDougChris]

Touche, but you forget master recruiter Dingster signing up studs like me and zackah has been a real game changer, can honestly see us winning a couple of premiership medals (minimum) with the Roys.

Exciting times ahead.

We have had a good recruiting team with Dingster and Wosh recently

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

I wrote a poem


No chance on a flank
So i'm riding the plank
Stout as a brick
all void and blank
It’s needlework not bloodbaths
When the dumb Roy laughs

Give me a gun
See me go
Where I goes is a no-no
As welcome as a turd in a swimming baths
When the dumb Roy laughs

No Dragons or Sharks or Bombs or Tigs
No Royals or Gumbos or Bears or Wazzas
Just fbd signing autographs
When the dumb Roy laughs

 

[zackah]

Touche, but you forget master recruiter Dingster signing up studs like me and zackah has been a real game changer, can honestly see us winning a couple of premiership medals (minimum) with the Roys.

Exciting times ahead.

I've already put mine on ebay

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

I think fitzroybowiedog should host an AMA thread.

i'm always up for that
I have done one in the past haven't I?

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

I've already put mine on ebay

oh **** zachah is Roy!
this is great news!

 

[Mobbs]

I wrote a poem


No chance on a flank
So i'm riding the plank
Stout as a brick
all void and blank
It’s needlework not bloodbaths
When the dumb Roy laughs

Give me a gun
See me go
Where I goes is a no-no
As welcome as a turd in a swimming baths
When the dumb Roy laughs

No Dragons or Sharks or Bombs or Tigs
No Royals or Gumbos or Bears or Wazzas
Just fbd signing autographs
When the dumb Roy laughs

Threadmark pls Dingster !

 

[Mobbs]

i'm always up for that
I have done one in the past haven't I?

Yeah I think so but still why not again?

oh * zachah is Roy!
this is great news!

I like how zackah not only has an asterisk next to his name, but he's so dodgy that it's a prefix instead of a suffix!

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Threadmark pls Dingster !

just before you get to excited i stole it and reworked it.

 

[Mobbs]

just before you get to excited i stole it and reworked it.

It was pretty clear from the repeating final line that it must have been based on something already extant.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Yeah I think so but still why not again?

i am an open book

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

It was pretty clear from the repeating final line that it must have been based on something already extant.

the legendary John Cooper Clarke

 

[Mobbs]

the legendary John Cooper Clarke

I've only ever seen him on things like Cats does Countdown!

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

I've only ever seen him on things like Cats does Countdown!

i like that show too.

 

[Mobbs]

The other day I was looking around my old drives and came across this song I wrote about 30ish years ago. I've only extracted the most sanguine part because the rest is far too offensive.

And damn right I didn't know the spelling of scol back then!

 

[Wosh]

oh * zachah is Roy!
this is great news!

Yes

 

[Wosh]

The other day I was looking around my old drives and came across this song I wrote about 30ish years ago. I've only extracted the most sanguine part because the rest is far too offensive.

And damn right I didn't know the spelling of scol back then!

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Does that say ‘Push away those bitter beez ?

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

The other day I was looking around my old drives and came across this song I wrote about 30ish years ago. I've only extracted the most sanguine part because the rest is far too offensive.

And damn right I didn't know the spelling of scol back then!

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in my head this is a banger