Official Match Thread S33 Round 7 - Coney Island Warriors vs Dragons FFC at Van Cortlandt Park

[Volbeat]

Yeah - only six of those Dragons remaining at the club and it seems about the same at the Warriors.

Such is the nature of SFA I guess...

 

[Volbeat]

Anyways. I'm out of booze and haven't eaten. What's the priority for the upcoming uber order?

 

[A Swallow]

On another note, how big is the Reds v Gunners match up tomorrow morning? Holy hell the palms are sweaty

 

[A Swallow]

Anyways. I'm out of booze and haven't eaten. What's the priority for the upcoming uber order?

42 dim sims

 

[Pie 4 Life]

Christ... look at the names here. It's like an in memoriam segment

Some of us aren’t dead yet

 

[Tonga Bob]

Sorry mate, I did you a favour and updated your lovely banner there

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Nice of you to donate your merkin, but you really didn't have to.

 

[Tonga Bob]

On another note, how big is the Reds v Gunners match up tomorrow morning? Holy hell the palms are sweaty

Massive mate. Almost as big at the the City game.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Some of us aren’t dead yet

 

[Hatchy1992]

Hey everyone! Signing in for the week!

 

[T2B_]

Hey everyone! Signing in for the week!

Time to get you some Subway mate. If a half starved to death Knifey Spoony could do it last week, you can too

 

[Hatchy1992]

Time to get you some Subway mate. If a half starved to death Knifey Spoony could do it last week, you can too

Mate I'm starving this week! These frozen meals can only get you so far!

 

[Pie 4 Life]

 

[DragoDelph]

drops a few bombers onto the cart before glaring at the warriors

You’re all next…

 

[DragoDelph]

Would love to know what my kill count would be if injuries were turned on.

 

[A Swallow]

drops a few bombers onto the cart before glaring at the warriors

You’re all next…

Jokes on you, I’ve been dead inside for years

 

[DragoDelph]

Jokes on you, I’ve been dead inside for years

Sorry to those who don’t get that reference, it’s a bit of a lich joke

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Would love to know what my kill count would be if injuries were turned on.

Probably less than mine, I literally have a factory.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

He has a weird axe to grind against the Warriors.. To the point of pathetic obsession

Over the seasons, Thrilla has made no secret his undying hatred for the great Coney Island Warriors. We do not know exactly what triggered this, but we believe he was traumatised by us in his rookie season. For context, in Round 15 of the S29 season, harry000 caused a nuclear melt down after making a ya mum joke at a Dragons player.

Ever since, Thrilla has developed a strange obsession with us. Just search "Warriors" against his name and you will see a good 40-50 page result on it, which I only assume is probably more than he has ever mentioned his own team.

Every time we have played them, Thrilla spends the next week doing nothing but sook, whinge and moan about having to play us. It was even to the point they once used the BOMBERS as a support group to cope with the trauma of having to face us.

Not to mention the time he spammed ex admin Ant Bear with sock puppet gifs for an ENTIRE week JUST because they had to play us twice in a season.

Ant Bear - I have decided your punishment.

Since your error has lead to us being subjected to the Warriors for a fourth time this calendar year, you are to be subjected to 26 sock puppet gifs this week: one for each Warrior.

Enjoy.
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In the words of your ex player MC Bad Genius, Thrilla...Get help....

 

[DragoDelph]

He has a weird axe to grind against the Warriors.. To the point of pathetic obsession

Over the seasons, Thrilla has made no secret his undying hatred for the great Coney Island Warriors. We do not know exactly what triggered this, but we believe he was traumatised by us in his rookie season. For context, in Round 15 of the S29 season, harry000 caused a nuclear melt down after making a ya mum joke at a Dragons player.

Ever since, Thrilla has developed a strange obsession with us. Just search "Warriors" against his name and you will see a good 40-50 page result on it, which I only assume is probably more than he has ever mentioned his own team.

Every time we have played them, Thrilla spends the next week doing nothing but sook, whinge and moan about having to play us. It was even to the point they once used the BOMBERS as a support group to cope with the trauma of having to face us.

Not to mention the time he spammed ex admin Ant Bear with sock puppet gifs for an ENTIRE week JUST because they had to play us twice in a season.


In the words of your ex player MC Bad Genius, Thrilla...Get help....

Ummm..
I see the person with an obsession…

And they play for the warriors.

And way to break a natural conversation there, you truly are a disaster.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Ummm..
I see the person with an obsession…

And they play for the warriors.

And way to break a natural conversation there, you truly are a disaster.

I see you have fallen victim to his indoctrination program.

 

[Bonz]

Interested to see who gets the job on Braklet this week.
Whoever it is, bring lube.

And he’s only the appetiser before Bonz gets to you

11 goals wasn't enough for me last week,

Still hungry.

 

[Hatchy1992]

Jokes on you, I’ve been dead inside for years

The warriors are so irrelevant I forgot we loaned you out to them!

 

[serial_thrilla]

Not to mention the time he spammed ex admin Ant Bear with sock puppet gifs for an ENTIRE week JUST because they had to play us twice in a season.

The idiot had us fixtured together four times in a calender year. He deserved every one of those sock puppets.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

He has a weird axe to grind against the Warriors.. To the point of pathetic obsession

Over the seasons, Thrilla has made no secret his undying hatred for the great Coney Island Warriors. We do not know exactly what triggered this, but we believe he was traumatised by us in his rookie season. For context, in Round 15 of the S29 season, harry000 caused a nuclear melt down after making a ya mum joke at a Dragons player.

Ever since, Thrilla has developed a strange obsession with us. Just search "Warriors" against his name and you will see a good 40-50 page result on it, which I only assume is probably more than he has ever mentioned his own team.

Every time we have played them, Thrilla spends the next week doing nothing but sook, whinge and moan about having to play us. It was even to the point they once used the BOMBERS as a support group to cope with the trauma of having to face us.

Not to mention the time he spammed ex admin Ant Bear with sock puppet gifs for an ENTIRE week JUST because they had to play us twice in a season.


In the words of your ex player MC Bad Genius, Thrilla...Get help....

Embarrassingly accurate.

 

[Braklet]

What a time to be alive!!

Remember "Smart Drugs?" Strange, but everybody I knew who was into that stuff was... let's just say not on the sharp end of the curve.