Admin Notice S36 Rules and serial_thrilla Thread

[Kennedy Parker]

He does, its just another excuse

I do have a phone, dropped it the day after the ISP dropped out (technician won't come over until midweek) so now I've got to find a new phone.

If I was in the business of making excuses I wouldn't have packed my laptop to go to a Starbucks to sort out issues on a fantasy game forum so you can be a footy superstar for free.



Despite the shit****ery this weekend, the show must go on in the SFA.

 

[Greenery]

I do have a phone, dropped it the day after the ISP dropped out (technician won't come over until midweek) so now I've got to find a new phone.

If I was in the business of making excuses I wouldn't have packed my laptop to go to a Starbucks to sort out issues on a fantasy game forum so you can be a footy superstar for free.

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Despite the s**t*ery this weekend, the show must go on in the SFA.

KP DOXXED!!!!!!!

 

[Wosh]

I do have a phone, dropped it the day after the ISP dropped out (technician won't come over until midweek) so now I've got to find a new phone.

If I was in the business of making excuses I wouldn't have packed my laptop to go to a Starbucks to sort out issues on a fantasy game forum so you can be a footy superstar for free.

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Despite the s**t*ery this weekend, the show must go on in the SFA.

Look zackah no warts!

 

[Senor M]

I've seen the movie 3 times already and can fully quote every line by heart. Match threads with me would be torture if you don't love Ken.

We have a Mojo Dojo Casa House in Vegas for you to rent. It even comes with a guitar.

 

[DenieD]

We have a Mojo Dojo Casa House in Vegas for you to rent. It even comes with a guitar.

I do love accessories.

 

[Senor M]

I do love accessories.

What accessories does one need for “Beach”

 

[zackah]

Look zackah no warts!

Perhaps.

Freakishly thin fingers though...

I'm sure its just the fingers

 

[Ligma]

I do have a phone, dropped it the day after the ISP dropped out (technician won't come over until midweek) so now I've got to find a new phone.

If I was in the business of making excuses I wouldn't have packed my laptop to go to a Starbucks to sort out issues on a fantasy game forum so you can be a footy superstar for free.

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Despite the s**t*ery this weekend, the show must go on in the SFA.

Clean your computer weeb

 

[DenieD]

What accessories does one need for “Beach”

Surfboard and some rollerblades of course.

 

[Cadsky]

Surfboard and some rollerblades of course.

Can't believe you haven't signed up for the Royals yet Docker

 

[DenieD]

Can't believe you haven't signed up for the Royals yet Docker

I know Ken is royalty and it would seem obvious, but you haven't even bothered to make me an offer.

 

[TRUMAN#1]

The only reason the bloke is posting on here is because of mine and Cadsky's tagging over the past 24 hours. Looks like you've been doing a rather s**t job of it.

It's true. TJohn wouldn't be here right now without us.

Can someone in the Captains/committee thread tell these muppets that it is the off season and the season hasn't even started yet.

Rookies should be allowed to work their own way into the league without this stalking that these captains are doing

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Ophidian Old Boys have been issued an Official Warning under 6B for an incorrect player signing under 4D. The Old Boys submitted a team sheet with rookie TJohn listed as a free agent signing as at the squad submission deadline 11:59pm 29th July 2023, AWST. TJohn's first post on the forum evidencing the signing was made at 9:56am today after the deadline.

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4D) Free Agency

Off-Season

Free agency occurs between seasons from the grand final to squad submission date. Free agents may only be signed with permission. Player movement between clubs is unrestricted with permission of the player.

Players who are new to the league signed during the offseason are required to make a post on the main Sweet FA forum confirming their participation with their club before officially being added to the squad.

Any player movement not specified in the rules is not considered legal. In the event of uncertainty, the club must contact the administrator for consideration with the committee.

6B) Minor Offence

The following list of offences will result in a Strike under a 'Three-Strike Policy'. Which is outlined below:

1. Official Warning
2. 1-game suspension to the captain, if there are multiple captains at a club, the captain of the offending club will be randomly selected for suspension.
3. 2 point deduction, plus a 2-game suspension for the captain (if there are multiple captains at a club, the captain of the offending club will be randomly selected for suspension)

• Incorrect player signing as per 4C and 4D

Elton Johns Wig Tigerturbulance

is there no provision or special circumstances when signing up a dog

 

[Cadsky]

Can someone in the Captains/committee thread tell these muppets that it is the off season and the season hasn't even started yet.

Rookies should be allowed to work their own way into the league without this stalking that these captains are doing

Wake up mate. The deadline to meet eligibility criteria was midnight last night. Your rookie missed the cut off. If you don't want other clubs to pick off your rookies, perhaps guide them a little more and meet the requirements by deadline.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

I'm still waiting to see this "PM". Because let me reiterate - fumbler has never suggested to us that he wanted to leave; on the 17th of May he was happily playing as a Dragon. I guess this "PM" must have taken place that night right before he logged out for good.

why would you see it, last time I checked you were not the Captain
perhaps ask your advocado captain if he ever saw it

 

[serial_thrilla]

Can someone in the Captains/committee thread tell these muppets that it is the off season and the season hasn't even started yet.

Rookies should be allowed to work their own way into the league without this stalking that these captains are doing

I know you're not the brightest spark in the league, Bono. But surely you can identify a clear difference between pointing out the OOB leadership incompetence & being engaging with a new player.

In fact. I see he's having a great time talking about dogs with some potential teammates at the Bombers in the sign up thread right now.

 

[Mrs Turbo]

Huh? Been trying to join since the Invite. Just been too dumb to work out how to right click on me goldurn phone

This is exactly the type of stuff that OOB's warned you about TJohn . Just stay true to you and all will be good....

Don't take any notice of those two mate, they are serial rookie attackers, both weak as piss

the 2 rookies attackers are just being Muppets having some of their type of fun!

All I can tell you TJohn is that you'll get far more support from pretty much any other club that what youre getting right now and the fact you're even here fighting this fight by yourself is just proof of that.

Looks like Cadsky is seeking attention, again.
And you got it...

 

[Sun Ra]

I've seen the movie 3 times already and can fully quote every line by heart. Match threads with me would be torture if you don't love Ken.

serial_thrilla said to pass this on to you pal .......

 

[Sun Ra]

is there no provision or special circumstances when signing up a dog

You need a med cert from a Vet you dill.

 

[Braklet]

Blink or don't blink if you're being held captive by a cult and need rescuing !!!

But but but... David Gilmour here is on the Roys FFS.

The only rescuing Roys do is when one of them falls asleep in the day room.

 

[Sun Ra]

But but but... David Gilmour here is on the Roys FFS.

The only rescuing Roys do is when one of them falls asleep in the day room.

This is how I warm up when Baghdad are playing the Roys.

 

[Tonga Bob]

It's OK everyone, I've sorted out what to do about the fumblundrum. There's a poll in the below thread, both the Dragons & OOFs should have to abide by the results.

Live Event - The Strange Case of Dr fumbler and Mr... Well, Also fumbler

Well friends, we're a few hours into round one of season 36 and we already have ourselves more of a pickle than the ceiling of the Hungry Jacks franchise that Adam Simpson bought was given to leave gracefully. "How so, Bob?" I hear you post. Good question, and here's the answer... Consider the...

www.bigfooty.com

 

[Falconista]

Kennedy Parker- three things from the Squad Submissions thread.

Exhibit A and B:

Wonders sign Denied

Squad List amended

IN: TigerImposter (Rookie),
Truetiger (Returning), Carson Dial (Returning), Lsta062 (Returning), Denied (Returning)

Clearly the user is DenieD and not 'Denied'. It may be almost the same however it is not the same and can hinder the simmers and stats teams.

Exhibit C:

OUT: Frothies Mcveigh (Furries), Brenton Davy (Royals),
craffles (Delisted), un_eggs (Delisted),

Who are the 'Furries'?!? The thread is a resource thread and should be treated as such. There is no official team with a name or mascot/moniker with that name. Slippery slope if we're going to allow nicknames into a resource thread.

Three clear examples of sloppy arrogance. #drawtheline

 

[Barrybran]

Three clear examples of sloppy arrogance. #drawtheline

Sloppy arrogance is the worst. If you're going to be arrogant, do it with style and pizzazz.

 

[Barrybran]

Why on earth is this thread on 12 pages already?!