Certified Legendary Thread Sack Hinkley 13 - Another Crack At This (Stepping down end of 2025)

[Duck Farmer]

We are going to go with co-coaches this year. It didn’t work with captains, but it surely will with coaches.

Tbh, after suffering through more than a decade of Hinkley I'm almost willing to buy into the "co-coaches give us the best chance of success" line.

 

[JimmyBC]

Carr with Chud Cornes

 

[Anyonebutken]

We are going to go with co-coaches this year. It didn’t work with captains, but it surely will with coaches.

Dont think ken would go for co- coaches which is a good thing i guess as its a bad idea, although with Ken coaching from the bench alot of people will say its already happening.
The main outcome i want is for ken to be as far away from the club as possible come round 1 2026.
Chewy if he can be believed has already ruled out any director of coaching for ken so its likely that no ken in 2026 is a given
Cant guess what Chewy is concerned about re the upcoming shitshow im assuming going thru the season in a suuceesion plan phase which is publicly known must be it. As there is only positives with an end date for Ken

 

[Us against the rest]

Carr with Chud Cornes

If Carr came to Port and Hinkley was let go at the same time I would be more confident of Carr getting us to a Premiership but now he's been in this "every body loves the coach bullshit system" I have doubts, not with his ability but to take us to the next step with bloody Chad Cornes still there and now Sutcliffe, it all just reeks the waters are too muddied imo.

I think we need substantial change in the box to get the best out of Carr.

 

[Willsy10]

It’s pretty obvious we’ve had a very basic coaching structure lately and must be right down the bottom of expenditure in this area.

You only have to look back on the names of assistants that have left and the replacements or lack thereof.

Not sure the reason for it other than saving money just so those in charge can at least hang their hats on making profits. Or hopefully they are clearing the decks and saving money to put some quality assistants around Carr.

Running the coaching programme off the smell of an oily rag seems pretty odd when you consider we are actually meant to be in our window. You’d think that would be the time you went the opposite way and invested heavily.

Regardless of who the head coach is out of Carr or Hinkley the assistants underneath lack both depth and quality.


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[EskimoPAFC]

There's no good outcome in terms of onfield if they announce a succession plan, the players will play like they are in a waiting pattern.

Just have to hope we don't win enough games for Koch & Co to change their minds. Getting murdered in the showdown might help.

 

[EskimoPAFC]

We are going to go with co-coaches this year. It didn’t work with captains, but it surely will with coaches.

Meh better than Hinkley on his own.

 

[JimmyBC]

As well as the head coach, chairman, GM, most of the board

I don't like

• The Guernsey
• The sponsors
• The sponsors' logos
• The nickname
• The song
• The other song
• The other other song
• The Instagram page
• Half the forward line

I don't even like football anymore

 

[Duckimus Prime]

Like when our current captain of the time dropped this pearler.

There's no Travis Boak in that image.
Do people not remember how questions were raised about whether Ollie Wines would still be announced as Captain after the water skiing incident?

This occured before the announcement of Wines and Jonas as co-captains.

 

[Launchpad McQuack]

As well as the head coach, chairman, GM, most of the board

I don't like

• The Guernsey
• The sponsors
• The sponsors' logos
• The nickname
• The song
• The other song
• The other other song
• The Instagram page
• Half the forward line

I know it's easy to do but you've forgotten about Richardson. Weak as piss.

 

[TazD]

 

[crafty_bernardo]

Could forgive Jonas if he was a snowboarder but thinking skiing is a flex when it is for snowflakes

 

[Doctor Feel]

Stupid sexy Jonas

 

[Contested Marx]

I know it's easy to do but you've forgotten about Richardson. Weak as piss.

GM

 

[Launchpad McQuack]

GM

That'd be Davies.

 

[tribey]

That'd be Davies.

If you can name another AFL identity who has made a few runs against Tasmania in the Ford Ranger Cup go right ahead

 

[El_Scorcho]

Hey people from the club if you're scanning this thread for supporter feeling:

**** you you ****ing campaigners. History will remember you all as losers and this era as the darkest time in club history.

 

[El_Scorcho]

There's no good outcome in terms of onfield if they announce a succession plan, the players will play like they are in a waiting pattern.

That's better than our normal September efforts of playing like they're still in the changerooms

 

[Launchpad McQuack]

Their takeaway:

History will remember you all

 

[TazD]

Inb4 Kenny joins the board. Chairperson after Cos.

 

[Lagooner]

The separation between the chevrons makes them look like Reynella Markets knockoffs

I’m calling it the Hinkley Line. It separates the Teal Mums from the White Noise while making the club look like an imitation of itself.

It’s god damn perfect.

 

[gbear]

Inb4 carr coaches a few games this year as part of the succession.

Portnightly coaching rotation!

See this would not surprise me whatsoever with the current numpties in charge!

 

[Duck Farmer]

Is it a daddy role?

He's gonna be appointed as Ambassador for Supporter Engagement at $1.5M p.a. while Jordy gets a couple of hundred grand salary bump to recognise his greater experience in video editing and IT skills and Donna gets a free car, first class air travel and a generous expense account to be somewhere else when Kochie's in town.

 

[JUSTWORK]

When it gets announced before the first game of the season (won't be surprised if it's before the first trial game actually), there will not be a single supporter happy.

Koch probably giving him another extension, after which Carr will take over for '27 maybe even '28

 

[PowerLil]

Can you tell us Chewy316 ? I'm tired.