Opinion Sack Hinkley 9 - I Am Become Donuts, Destroyer Of Ports

[PowerLil]

Ken Hinkley after the 2021 prelim.

 

[Peninsula Boy]

HUGE NEWS FROM BELL PARK

We have a big milestone game next weekend up at the Gabba.

Ken Hinkley will equal the mediocre coach Terry Wallace with 247 games coached without a Grand Final appearance.

Terry Wallace's coached games are over two stints, first with 148 games for the Bulldogs and then 99 games with the Richmond Tigers.

Ken has the distinction of coaching all of his games at the Port Adelaide, I mean, the Ken Hinkley Football Club.

Ken will hold that record solely for himself when the next final is played but if he wins, he will immediately go off that that list as the team would have made the Grand Final.

A big shout out to Kochie for allowing the slowest of car crashes to happen on his watch.

 

[Del165198]

Poordadelaide - we exist to have successful seasons in terms of win/loss

 

[PA88]

HUGE NEWS FROM BELL PARK

We have a big milestone game next weekend up at the Gabba.

Ken Hinkley will equal the mediocre coach Terry Wallace with 247 games coached without a Grand Final appearance.

Terry Wallace's coached games are over two stints, first with 148 games for the Bulldogs and then 99 games with the Richmond Tigers.

Ken has the distinction of coaching all of his games at the Port Adelaide, I mean, the Ken Hinkley Football Club.

Ken will hold that record solely for himself when the next final is played but if he wins, he will immediately go off that that list as the team would have made the Grand Final.

A big shout out to Kochie for allowing the slowest of car crashes to happen on his watch.

Be it the week after or the prelim, such achievement needs be recognised on the banner!

Congrats to our Kenny
for after coaching 248 games
to still not reach a granny

Over to others for better banner messages than mine.

 

[dirty2]

Be it the week after or the prelim, such achievement needs be recognised on the banner!

Congrats to our Kenny
for after coaching 248 games
to still not reach a granny

Over to others for better banner messages than mine.

Better then my banner idea..

"Kenny™ your a dumb shit... **** off and sell used cars ya w***er"

 

[Steve Dore]

Poordadelaide - we exist to have successful seasons in terms of win/loss

Playing finals is overrated. Home and away win/loss is where it's at. Kenny Hinkley is the most successful Ports AFL coach despite never having made a Grand Final let alone won one.

It's ironic that Donuts isn't into the sugar hit of playing finals.

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[Waspy79]

This sort of comment is just proof that we never hold reviews at this club. We never even have a facade of accountability. We never go back over decisions made and consider whether they were correct or not and we never, ever even discuss someone losing their job for a critically bad decisions.

Ken Hinkley coached sides demonstrably turn to absolute dogshit the second he signs a contract. Is anyone, ever going to have to answer for this record? Is anyone ever going to have to answer for giving him outrageously premature extensions?

It seems quite plausible that Hinkley is at Port until he pulls the pin on himself. Even then he might be talked out of it so as he can be made to feel better about himself.

I’m thoroughly disgusted by the gutless frauds that run the footy club.

 

[Enviable Tradition]

Well done Port.

Get ready to read one of these in 6 to 18 months.

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[1954]

I can envisage kern's first meeting with Donna going something like this, `hey yous my name is kern, I'm unemployed and I live with my parents!'

 

[EskimoPAFC]

 

[Enviable Tradition]

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Lol

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[Jojay]

I can envisage kern's first meeting with Donna going something like this, `hey yous my name is kern, I'm unemployed and I live with my parents!'

 

[Us against the rest]

If Hinkley stuffs up this years finals, which is what he usually does, he's going to be under pressure he can't imagine, even the media will turn on him, the coach with one of if not the best midfield in the comp.

There's nowhere to hide Donuts.

 

[Us against the rest]

 

[Doctor Feel]

If Hinkley stuffs up this years finals, which is what he usually does, he's going to be under pressure he can't imagine, even the media will turn on him, the coach with one of if not the best midfield in the comp.

There's nowhere to hide Donuts.

Lol this is fanciful. He has them eating his shit direct from a pipe up his anus.

 

[chachi11]

If Hinkley stuffs up this years finals, which is what he usually does, he's going to be under pressure he can't imagine, even the media will turn on him, the coach with one of if not the best midfield in the comp.

There's nowhere to hide Donuts.

Lol...the media love Ken.
Kane will lead the agenda with "I didn't even have Port in my 8 so Ken did a great job".

 

[Ilias M]

Tell me your a happy clapper without telling me


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[El_Scorcho]

If Hinkley stuffs up this years finals, which is what he usually does, he's going to be under pressure he can't imagine, even the media will turn on him, the coach with one of if not the best midfield in the comp.

There's nowhere to hide Donuts.

He'll just do what he did in 2021, tell people he did nothing wrong and then disappear until just before the next season starts.

Nobody in the history of the game has a better record of avoiding scrutiny.

 

[El_Scorcho]

Tell me your a happy clapper without telling me


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Jesus Christ what a cuck

 

[Capital Power]

If Hinkley stuffs up this years finals, which is what he usually does, he's going to be under pressure he can't imagine, even the media will turn on him, the coach with one of if not the best midfield in the comp.

There's nowhere to hide Donuts.

He can hide behind a premature and unwarranted two year contract extension

 

[JimmyBC]

Tell me your a happy clapper without telling me


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What a blithering idiot. Suck the koolaid you bellend.

 

[Us against the rest]

Lol...the media love Ken.
Kane will lead the agenda with "I didn't even have Port in my 8 so Ken did a great job".

Not waiting until the end of finals is the key here, there's going to be alot of egg on face candidates.

 

[Us against the rest]

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He can hide behind a premature and unwarranted two year contract extension

He can if he wants but Koch is the one I want hammered for this premature dumb extension.
Koch will be in the gun barrel and the media won't hold back deflecting the blame away from Donuts while pulling the trigger on Kock.
We have to remove the tv hack to remove Hinkley.

 

[Steve Dore]

Not waiting until the end of finals is the key here, there's going to be alot of egg on face candidates.

No one involved in Hinkley's contract extension is accountable to anyone. They will not have egg on their faces as they will just roll out the same old excuses. It's everyone's fault except for Hinkley and his enablers.

They have already rolled out the line that not extending his contract before finals would result in poorer performances in the finals. So if we bomb out as expected the line will be "image how bad we'd have been if we hadn't extended Kenny?"

 

[LittleLika]

Tell me your a happy clapper without telling me


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Tarp days were some of the best times of my life ironically. 2011 game v Collingwood my mate and I painted Chad Cornes initials on our chests, hoping we'd get to celebrate his career with a goal or something. We ended up resorting to lifting our shirts up when he got a touch lol, which didn't happen many times.