Opinion Sack Hinkley 9 - I Am Become Donuts, Destroyer Of Ports

[El_Scorcho]

The league’s audit criteria used to be a minimum spend, a valid residential address and a ticket to a certain number of games.

That seems to have been watered down to an email address and a smile in the universal pursuit of breaking records and “OMGGGGGGG 78% OF THE COUNTRY IS A CLUB MEMBER, SUCK A FLESH-COLOURED EGG OR TWO, RUGBIES & ROUNDBALL HUE HUE HUE!”

Yep.

It's such a small time move. You're already miles ahead of the other codes in every meaningful metric. Why the need to do this?

Even calling Port season ticket holders "members" is disingenuous. Members implies we can vote in elections.

 

[tribey]

Even calling Port season ticket holders "members" is disingenuous. Members implies we can vote in elections.

We’ve been South Coast Power’d by stealth.

I’d be militantly heartbroken if I hadn’t had my interest sapped by these parasites who are in it merely for prestige, perks and money.

 

[OneGreatClub]

Tomorrow, it’s gonna be wild!

 

[MotlopRules]

With Koch directing his furious unguarded ire at the players, instead of the bozos who went into an Elimination Final where Kennedy, Darling and Petrie ran riot with ~$1,000,000 in healthy, tall salary cap (Lobbe, Trengove) sitting in the stands, while an exhausted Paddy Ryder failed to take a solitary mark all night.

Seriously. Have we all committed egregious ‘past life’ transgressions, or?

I've come to the conclusion that Graham Cornes may have actually legitimately cursed us that day in 1990, and that by drafting his sons we awoke some kind of vengeful Glenelg djinn that has been haunting us ever since.

It's the only logical explanation.

 

[Sharaz Jek]

Footy Classified just posted a bunch of Hinkley stats: overall wins, wins in finals and preliminary final appearances.

Curious that there were no stats for preliminary final wins, Grand Final appearances or Grand Final wins.

This is gaslighting on an industrial scale.

 

[Sims01]

**** this club. **** Hinkley, Koch, Richardson & Davies.

 

[PortPortPort]

If Hinkley is that great why is no other club sacking their coach and poaching Hinkley?

 

[Del165198]

If Hinkley is that great why is no other club sacking their coach and poaching Hinkley?

These same media cucks, when asked if their club should chase Hinkley, go nahhhhh... He's a great fit for port though

 

[Ports1870]

I really hope that there is promises to Carr internally that the club aren’t telling the media

 

[Contested Marx]

Lol this so called club

 

[JimmyBC]

* this club. * Hinkley & Koch, Richardson

lol the pan to a confused looking Lloyd when they were carrying on about how 'great' his record is.

 

[PowerLil]

Goodbye KHFC.

 

[Ports1870]

Oh well, the pressures on you now Ken.
If you fail in September again there will be riots

 

[fergulator72]

We are only a few hundred off breaking the Membership record

They'll use this 'good news' as a lead in to the announcement

It'll happen in the next few days

Let's see what the AFL numbers are, highly doubtful those membership numbers are correct, probably 8000-10,000 over,look at what port said last year compared to what the AFL audit was,Kochi fudging the numbers

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[StrappingTape]

lol he won't see out next year let alone the second one if we don't win the premiership this year.. I can't wait to hear the explanation on what the rush was considered we didn't have to do anything and could have let the contract just end, so there was absolutely not harm in waiting.

 

[Papa G]

We knew it was coming.... but it still hurts

 

[Nelso]

Thank god I did not renew this year.

This rabble will never get another dollar from me while Donuts, Koch and Richardson are in charge.

 

[PowerLil]

Succession plan lol. As if the most egotistical, self centered, arrogant pig of a man would ever agree to that.

 

[Willsy10]

Lol, of course they were just waiting for our first win in August.

 

[JUSTWORK]

Club is a complete ****ing joke.
Another undeserved contract extension.

 

[JimmyBC]

13 years just fukcin' lol

 

[Waspy79]

Oh well, the pressures on you now Ken.
If you fail in September again there will be riots

No there won’t. People won’t even join Facebook groups in anger, let alone sign a petition.

 

[Nelso]

I hope we bomb out in straight sets.

If that happens, we all know Donuts will go missing during the pre season again.

 

[Papa G]

Also.... I would really love to punch Kane Cornes in the face... multiple times.... all the stuff he sweeps under the carpet for Hinkley he heaps on Beverige. I hate him.

 

[Marmozet]

And yet I have to put up with people telling me that we’re currently 3rd on the ladder though!