Opinion Sack Hinkley 9 - I Am Become Donuts, Destroyer Of Ports

[finbarr]

Worse it'd be a straight to video binned betamax

Which the Port Power "feel the teal", "it's so bad it's good" gen-y'ers the club seems to be targeting, would lap up.

 

[El_Scorcho]

Auditted numbers are gonna drop a fair bit lol

I genuinely hate how membership numbers are reported. League wide it's bad, but it's especially bad when we have such bad faith decision makers trying to cover up their own cowardice at every turn.

The league should require clubs report membership revenue.

 

[El_Scorcho]

The footy gods are punishing us for 134 years of complete and utter dominance. Imagine living in a world where David Koch has told Warren Tredrea

Warren Tredrea

Age

46

Ht

194cm

Wt

96kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

14.3

4star

K

10.1

4star

HB

4.2

3star

M

6.9

5star

T

1.4

3star

G

2.2

5star

No current season stats available

D

5.4

2star

K

2.8

1star

HB

2.6

3star

M

1.2

2star

T

0.6

3star

G

1.0

4star

to learn more about Port Adelaide while the dumbest campaigners imaginable cheer him on in Facebook comments sections.

 

[El_Scorcho]

Koch just needs to quit. You won't be missed. We know you don't want to make a difficult football decision about a low IQ country bumpkin you've adopted, so quit and let someone else do it

 

[tribey]

I genuinely hate how membership numbers are reported. League wide it's bad, but it's especially bad when we have such bad faith decision makers trying to cover up their own cowardice at every turn.

The league should require clubs report membership revenue.

The league’s audit criteria used to be a minimum spend, a valid residential address and a ticket to a certain number of games.

That seems to have been watered down to an email address and a smile in the universal pursuit of breaking records and “OMGGGGGGG 78% OF THE COUNTRY IS A CLUB MEMBER, SUCK A FLESH-COLOURED EGG OR TWO, RUGBIES & ROUNDBALL HUE HUE HUE!”

 

[El_Scorcho]

If the Crows make finals it could get interesting. This will turn out to be the worst decision Koch has made.

At this point I'm convinced that Koch has a humiliation fetish and the Crows bundling us out in straight sets would actually give him death grip syndrome so severe that no amount of the blue pills he advertises in the banner ads across the internet will ever be effective again

 

[the_inknkwn]

Tredders walking back his tweet about a succession plan

Where is this proof?

 

[El_Scorcho]

The league’s audit criteria used to be a minimum spend, a valid residential address and a ticket to a certain number of games.

That seems to have been watered down to an email address and a smile in the universal pursuit of breaking records and “OMGGGGGGG 78% OF THE COUNTRY IS A CLUB MEMBER, SUCK A FLESH-COLOURED EGG OR TWO, RUGBIES & ROUNDBALL HUE HUE HUE!”

Yep.

It's such a small time move. You're already miles ahead of the other codes in every meaningful metric. Why the need to do this?

Even calling Port season ticket holders "members" is disingenuous. Members implies we can vote in elections.

 

[tribey]

Even calling Port season ticket holders "members" is disingenuous. Members implies we can vote in elections.

We’ve been South Coast Power’d by stealth.

I’d be militantly heartbroken if I hadn’t had my interest sapped by these parasites who are in it merely for prestige, perks and money.

 

[OneGreatClub]

Tomorrow, it’s gonna be wild!

 

[MotlopRules]

With Koch directing his furious unguarded ire at the players, instead of the bozos who went into an Elimination Final where Kennedy, Darling and Petrie ran riot with ~$1,000,000 in healthy, tall salary cap (Lobbe, Trengove) sitting in the stands, while an exhausted Paddy Ryder failed to take a solitary mark all night.

Seriously. Have we all committed egregious ‘past life’ transgressions, or?

I've come to the conclusion that Graham Cornes may have actually legitimately cursed us that day in 1990, and that by drafting his sons we awoke some kind of vengeful Glenelg djinn that has been haunting us ever since.

It's the only logical explanation.

 

[Sharaz Jek]

Footy Classified just posted a bunch of Hinkley stats: overall wins, wins in finals and preliminary final appearances.

Curious that there were no stats for preliminary final wins, Grand Final appearances or Grand Final wins.

This is gaslighting on an industrial scale.

 

[Sims01]

**** this club. **** Hinkley, Koch, Richardson & Davies.

 

[PortPortPort]

If Hinkley is that great why is no other club sacking their coach and poaching Hinkley?

 

[Del165198]

If Hinkley is that great why is no other club sacking their coach and poaching Hinkley?

These same media cucks, when asked if their club should chase Hinkley, go nahhhhh... He's a great fit for port though

 

[Ports1870]

I really hope that there is promises to Carr internally that the club aren’t telling the media

 

[Contested Marx]

Lol this so called club

 

[JimmyBC]

* this club. * Hinkley & Koch, Richardson

lol the pan to a confused looking Lloyd when they were carrying on about how 'great' his record is.

 

[PowerLil]

Goodbye KHFC.

 

[Ports1870]

Oh well, the pressures on you now Ken.
If you fail in September again there will be riots

 

[fergulator72]

We are only a few hundred off breaking the Membership record

They'll use this 'good news' as a lead in to the announcement

It'll happen in the next few days

Let's see what the AFL numbers are, highly doubtful those membership numbers are correct, probably 8000-10,000 over,look at what port said last year compared to what the AFL audit was,Kochi fudging the numbers

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[StrappingTape]

lol he won't see out next year let alone the second one if we don't win the premiership this year.. I can't wait to hear the explanation on what the rush was considered we didn't have to do anything and could have let the contract just end, so there was absolutely not harm in waiting.

 

[Papa G]

We knew it was coming.... but it still hurts

 

[Nelso]

Thank god I did not renew this year.

This rabble will never get another dollar from me while Donuts, Koch and Richardson are in charge.

 

[PowerLil]

Succession plan lol. As if the most egotistical, self centered, arrogant pig of a man would ever agree to that.