2013 Div. 2 Season Preview
Ladder:
1. 1. Whittlesea
2. 2/ Hurstbridge
3. 3. North Heidelberg
4. 4. South Morang
5. 5. Lalor
6. 6. Diamond Creek
7. 7. Fitzroy Stars
8. 50 metres of shit
9. Another 50 metres of shit
10. 8, Mernda
Whittlesea – Team first approach will lead the Eagles up the ladder to premiership glory. New recruit Frazer Desk aka D-money will own the forward 50 until the cows come home.
Hurstbridge – Their tactics of switching the ball into the guts in the second quarter will win them games in the middle of the year. Team motto is build a bridge and beat Diamond Creek.
North Heidelberg aka Shane Harvey aka God.
South Morang – New train station will land them some handy recruits, and will keep them on track this year.
Lalor – New recruit Tim Lamp will kick 150 goals while 7 foot ruckman Michael Table is the fastest player in the comp.
Diamond Creek – Rumours of Dustin Martin coming to the club have died off lately. Look for them to sell cans of corn in round 17 (NFL corn round).
Fitzroy Stars – The new coach Roy Clock wanted a new polo shirt, but the president said “you’re old one still fits Roy.”
Mernda – Crawling through 100m of shit could a shit fight. 0 and 18.
B&F
1st – Shane Harvey
2nd – Dustin Martin
3rd – Tim Lamp
See kids this is why you SHOULDN'T take drugs.