Official Match Thread Season 23 Round 6 - Sin City Swamprats vs Roys FFC @Underground Stadium

[Quadzilla]

Hmmm, Underground Stadium... is there a worse scrap heap of a stadium in the Sweet FA?

No ... but its ours.

 

[sportsmaniac89]

That's Woy you fool.

Roy!

Woy!

Same shite, different spelling

 

[McEvoy]

That's Woy you fool.

Well show me Roy FFS!

 

[Quadzilla]

Here is our greeting party Roys

 

[Ant Bear]

Hmmm, Underground Stadium... is there a worse scrap heap of a stadium in the Sweet FA?

Yes. Brunswick Junction Oval.
The Underground is the newest stadium where Qooty is played. It's state-of-the-art. And very suggestive.

 

[Mobbs]

Hmmm, Underground Stadium... is there a worse scrap heap of a stadium in the Sweet FA?

Possibly not ... by design.

The Swamprats were determined to move from Alberton Swamp to new lodgings after it was classed as "not that bad really".

Apparently somebody thought the view of the bay and foliage of the bayou added character. It was at that point they decided a change was necessary.

 

[NarrowMind]

How the Rats see themselves...

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How everyone else sees them...

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What they'll look like post-match...

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Conversely, how the Roys see themselves...

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How everyone else sees us...

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But how we're going to look post-match...

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Happy QOOty-ing troops...

You managed to fit a bit of Rennie Ellis, Peter Temple & Ron Alexander all into one post. Kudos!
You've earned your like.

 

[Ant Bear]

Possibly not ... by design.

The Swamprats were determined to move from Alberton Swamp to new lodgings after it was classed as "not that bad really".

Apparently somebody thought the view of the bay and foliage of the bayou added character. It was at that point they decided a change was necessary.

Unfortunately, the "foliage of the Bayou" kept getting us in trouble with the coppers, and we had to find a new abode.

 

[Mooch]

Well show me Roy FFS!

Dedication. Dedication. Dedication. That's what you need.

Yes. Brunswick Junction Oval.
The Underground is the newest stadium where Qooty is played. It's state-of-the-art. And very suggestive.

It suggests to me that an alien jellyfish was shot down somehwere in the upper atmosphere, and squished down to earth in what was otherwise a nice neighbourhood.

 

[Mighty P]

Possibly not ... by design.

The Swamprats were determined to move from Alberton Swamp to new lodgings after it was classed as "not that bad really".

Apparently somebody thought the view of the bay and foliage of the bayou added character. It was at that point they decided a change was necessary.

Only thing I'm looking forward to about the trip is the bayou shrimp.

 

[NarrowMind]

Only thing I'm looking forward to about the trip is the bayou shrimp.

You can boil 'em, broil 'em, bake 'em and saute 'em.
They're the fruit of the sea after all.

 

[Grav]

Well show me Roy FFS!

Roy

 

[Grav]

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Roy

Goodnight Roy

 

[Mooch]

You can boil 'em, broil 'em, bake 'em and saute 'em.
They're the fruit of the sea after all.

 

[Mighty P]

You can boil 'em, broil 'em, bake 'em and saute 'em.
They're the fruit of the sea after all.

Mmmmmm sea fruit.

 

[A Bit High]

ANNOUNCEMENT
At the conclusion of this game, opposing captains Millky95 and fitzroybowiedog will each select a player from the opposing team who best emodied the principles of fun, friendship and fair play during the week. They will both be awarded Fatty Lumpkin medals.
Mooch and I were lucky enough to be inaugural recipients last season.

Is there anything you did not win last season??

 

[Power Raid]

I'm the drunk that thinks he can walk home to the next pub.

This is sadly one of our greatest issues in Australia. When will we start talking about this issue as a society? When will we start to build travelaters between pubs?

Fitted with sleeping bags of course!

 

[A Bit High]

Thank you.

 

[NarrowMind]

I'd wager you'd get a better feed in most prisons.

 

[Ant Bear]

Is there anything you did not win last season??

SuperQoach.

 

[Ant Bear]

I'd wager you'd get a better feed in most prisons.

Can confirm.

 

[Millky95]

Is there anything you did not win last season??

The ALF. Good old Gray Day got that one

 

[Ant Bear]

The ALF. Good old Gray Day got that one

I'm still consulting lawyers over that. We think we have him on a technicality...

 

[Gray Day]

I'm still consulting lawyers over that. We think we have him on a technicality...

Lawyers are for pencil dicks

 

[spookism]

Is this your new nuance, spookism? Multiquoting?
WTF? After all you taught me...

I taught you many things.

How to win favours from Shazza.
Where MannumPower kept the keys for his liquor cabinet.
Where Millky95 kept the keys for his juice cabinet.
How to play Qooty and be a genuine superstar.
How to coach rookies into finishing 2nd in the EKA.
I taught you snorting coke of strippers can be a fun, wholesome experience for the whole family.

I'm not so sure about the quoting part though...