Official Match Thread Season 23 Round 6 - Sin City Swamprats vs Roys FFC @Underground Stadium

[Ant Bear]

I think Ant Bear looks pretty snazzy in his winter jacket.

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Those stretch limousines that I use to get to training have polar aircon.

 

[Grav]

Roys are a bit quiet on opening night, must be past their bedtime, even toboy2 & fitzroyblowadog have hushed up.
What time do retirement homes close anyway??

 

[Ant Bear]

I'm the drunk that thinks he can sing

I'm the drunk that thinks he can walk home to the next pub.

 

[Ant Bear]

Not in the spirit. Disqualified.

 

[Ant Bear]

Sounds about right, you're both horribly overrated.

I am in complete shock at your rudeness and lack of culture. David Bowie was 20 years ahead of his time.

 

[Ant Bear]

Roys are a bit quiet on opening night, must be past their bedtime, even toboy2 & fitzroyblowadog have hushed up.
What time do retirement homes close anyway??


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I think they're at bingo, getting A Bit High

 

[Noobz0r]

an obvious troll directed at the opposition captain makes Ant Bear melt.

Go team.

 

[Barrels]

But is she an easy root when drunk?

No ones an easy root when you're drunk.

 

[McEvoy]

I'm looking forward to meeting Roy!!!

I imagine a Sean Connery/Clint Eastwood/Richard Gere/George Clooney mashup to come strolling in any time now

 

[McEvoy]

I'm looking forward to meeting Roy!!!

I imagine a Sean Connery/Clint Eastwood/Richard Gere/George Clooney mashup to come strolling in any time now

Still waiting

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Sounds about right, you're both horribly overrated.

That's it. I'm coming for you Noobz0r.

 

[Millky95]

That's it. I'm coming for you Noobz0r.

At least clean up after

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

At least clean up after

This is going to be messy

 

[Ant Bear]

an obvious troll directed at the opposition captain makes Ant Bear melt.

Go team.

I didn't dispute your assessment of the oppo captain.

 

[Ant Bear]

We need to find some common ground here.

Virat Kohli is a great batsmen but a complete tool.

Discuss.

 

[Noobz0r]

That's it. I'm coming for you Noobz0r.

Pistols at dawn?

We need to find some common ground here.

No we don't.

 

[Mooch]

Then smash the bejeesus out of the Roys on Sunday.

That's just wrong. And I mean literally wrong. We won't be taking any of your shit. Or you lollies and puppies.

Roys hey? Well i do like to downhill ski against people 50 years my age.

Once we're done, i'll belt you all at lawn bowls.

You wish. Beat us at lawn bowls? Pah. Not even in your dreams. Maybe while we're dreaming but not in yours.

The running joke is that you have to be in retirement to play for the Roys. The sad thing is that they all bought into that and now they're one of the least active lists going around.

Noobz plz. We're just far more selective on our spamming. Quality over quantity.

 

[Mooch]

I am reliably informed that her hips don't lie.
And Shakira speaks of Swamprats victory this week

Her hips do many things but lying isn't one of them.

 

[Mooch]

Thought that was your trainer...

Our isn't as easy on the eye, and point-blank refuses to massage our players on the basis that it demeans women and reinforces patriarchal stereotypes inherent in suburban football club roles, but she makes a mean decaf soy macciato and can debate the SHIT out of gender bias in post-modern societal constructs.

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This is probably post of the round (yeah, I'm calling it early).

 

[royboy2]

Her hips do many things but lying isn't one of them.

Sometimes they are mis-informed though like on this occasion

I am reliably informed that her hips don't lie.
And Shakira speaks of Swamprats victory this week

 

[Mooch]

But that would make you a ghost...
That will make pantskyle mad when he returns. He likes to have the monopoly on that.

Isn't it a bit mean tagging pantskyle when he can't come in here to defend himself / talk shit?

 

[Barrels]

This is probably post of the round (yeah, I'm calling it early).

 

[sportsmaniac89]

I'm looking forward to meeting Roy!!!

I imagine a Sean Connery/Clint Eastwood/Richard Gere/George Clooney mashup to come strolling in any time now

Here's Roy

 

[Mighty P]

Hmmm, Underground Stadium... is there a worse scrap heap of a stadium in the Sweet FA?

 

[Mooch]

Here's Roy

That's Woy you fool.