Official Match Thread Season 25 Round 2: East Side Hawks Vs Baghdad Bombers @Waverley Park

[TheCoach16]

Not at all. I'm brunette. Blonde jokes are ruddy gold.

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice?


Because it said 'concentrate'.

Blonde goes to a ventriloquist show. The ventriloquist is doing a range of blond jokes.
The blonde stands up in the middle of the show and yells...

“blonde jokes are ridiculous and ignorant! The mere thought that the colour of a person’s hair has any baring on their intellectual capacity is ludicrous!”

The ventriloquist replies...
“I’m sincerely sorry if I’ve offended you. It’s just a comedy sket...”

The blonde interrupts and says...
“You shut up! I was talking to the little guy on your lap!”

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Yeah well your boys kept accusing me which is why it dragged on so long. They fired shots so I bit the dust and that's what happened.

In fairness you accused somebody not even in either team of doing something and you know it. Also, what pantskyle said is what happened, so let it go.

Move on. You've still got six months of perfection to achieve. You know I've helped to make sure that happens.

 

[miggs]

Nah, there's three. Also our own Milera2Betts and the Bombers have BEEG.

If any of you girls complain to me bout something happening here I will ban the shit out of people.

pantskyle maybe catch up on some Rick and morty mate. Just to be safe

 

[nahnah]

Nah, there's three. Also our own Milera2Betts and the Bombers have BEEG.

If any of you girls complain to me bout something happening here I will ban the shit out of people.

I'm mid transition and would like to be counted

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

Blonde goes to a ventriloquist show. The ventriloquist is doing a range of blond jokes.
The blonde stands up in the middle of the show and yells...

“blonde jokes are ridiculous and ignorant! The mere thought that the colour of a person’s has has any baring on their intellectual capacity is ludicrous!”

The ventriloquist replies...
“I’m sincerely sorry if I’ve offended you. It’s just a comedy sket...”

The blonde interrupts and says...
“You shit up! I was talking to the little guy on your lap!”

Is that joke set in New Zealand?

 

[brahj]

a friendship. Of campaigners.

Ah, the memories.

BRAB

 

[Dawn to Dark]

A blonde crashed a helicopter
A police officer asked her what happened. She replied
'It got cold so I turned the fan off'

 

[Loonerty]

Can confirm: have never seen photos of Loonerty's genitals. Am not disappointed by this revelation.

I have also not seen photos of my genitals.

 

[spookism]

Can confirm: have never seen photos of Loonerty's genitals. Am not disappointed by this revelation.

It's okay... neither has Loonerty

 

[por_please_ya]

Nah, there's three. Also our own Milera2Betts and the Bombers have BEEG.

If any of you girls complain to me bout something happening here I will ban the shit out of people.

Lol I'm sure BEEG is honoured to be part of our little trio, aren't you?!

Thanks TFW - you're a champ.

 

[Dawn to Dark]

In fairness you accused somebody not even in either team of doing something and you know it. Also, what pantskyle said is what happened, so let it go.

Move on. You've still got six months of perfection to achieve. You know I've helped to make sure that happens.

You have helped me yes
I like this

Then the rest is false
And I think damn I though I was understanding him better

 

[por_please_ya]

I have also not seen photos of my genitals.

It's okay... neither has Loonerty

He beat you to it

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

I have also not seen photos of my genitals.

It's okay... neither has Loonerty

Am I the only one who has? He told me it was all part of the initiation

 

[miggs]

Is that joke set in New Zealand?

I’m not sure even with the 4 hour time difference any one will find it funny

 

[Dawn to Dark]

I once had a dog who really believed he was mans best friend.
He kept borrowing money from me

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Ah, the memories.

BRAB

What a trio

 

[Dawn to Dark]

Who wants to hear a fact of life
After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says ...

WTF

 

[The Filth Wizard]

I'm mid transition and would like to be counted

Mid transition means you can always go back.

Follow through my friend and I will ensure you play AFLW.

 

[TheCoach16]

WTF I wrote '*******' but like... f k n and it changed it to 'ruddy' LMAO. Oh BigFooty, you campaigner you.

I was wondering why you would say “ruddy”...

I do understand the need for the swear filter. After all, that’s a campaigner of a word.

 

[Loonerty]

Am I the only one who has? He told me it was all part of the initiation

That was a photo of a housing development in Iraq, not my balls.

 

[Dawn to Dark]

Mid transition means you can always go back.

Follow through my friend and I will ensure you play AFLW.

I'm waiting for the first openly gay footballer to come out

Tom Hawkins has pillow biter written all over him I reckon

 

[miggs]

I was wondering why you would say “ruddy”...

I do understand the need for the swear filter. After all, that’s a campaigner of a word.

Campaigner needs to be filtered to say “dawn2dark”

 

[Dawn to Dark]

Campaigner needs to be filtered to say “dawn2dark”

Why do you hate me miggs and shit talk me

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

That was a photo of a housing development in Iraq, not my balls.

I did wonder why there so many men in hats in the photo

 

[miggs]

Why do you hate me miggs and shit talk me

Coz unlike you, I stab people in the front