Official Match Thread Season 26 Second Qualifying Final: Gumbies FFC vs Fighting Furies at House of Gumby (MOTR)

[NaturalDisaster]

That's only because dumbarse has a thing for you

If you want to learn how to quote however, they may be able to teach you this skill in the Rookies Induction thread. I know you're technically not a rookie, but there is no shame in admitting your intellectual development will be helped by repeating rookie school once or twice

Dude seriously, we are all adults here but that’s just gross.

Only Quiv has a thing for Quiv

 

[JackNah_8]

Hey dude, I call everyone dude.

I've never seen you use that word before. Dude.

Btw do I have to play this Sunday?

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Dude seriously, we are all adults here but that’s just gross.

Only Quiv has a thing for Quiv

Dude, noones judging


Okay, we are judging a little, but hey as long as you keep your love off of Pornhub all is good

 

[NaturalDisaster]

I've never seen you use that word before. Dude.

Btw do I have to play this Sunday?

Who’s going to take your spot?

 

[JackNah_8]

Who’s going to take your spot?

Don't know.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Don't know.

Welcome back TheMidRunner

 

[JackNah_8]

Welcome back TheMidRunner

That was quick. Already found a replacement.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Who’s going to take your spot?

The dump Tigerturbulance has refused to flush?

It's less offensive than half hat, and probably will contribute more on the qooty field

 

[JackNah_8]

The dump Tigerturbulance has refused to flush?

It's less offensive than half hat, and probably will contribute more on the qooty field

Post reported.


I Dont Care

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Post reported.


I Dont Care

Didn’t know I Dont Care cleans crappers now, can you send him to the hippodrome once he finishes here, TJASTA bowel issue has really blocked the shitters up there

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Didn’t know I Dont Care cleans crappers now, can you send him to the hippodrome once he finishes here, TJASTA bowel issue has really blocked the shitters up there

Yeah, and I'm half way through another yoghurt, so better bring the gloves I Dont Care

 

[Tigerturbulance]

The dump Tigerturbulance has refused to flush?

It's less offensive than half hat, and probably will contribute more on the qooty field

Turbo turd ready to play if needed

 

[I Dont Care]

Didn’t know I Dont Care cleans crappers now, can you send him to the hippodrome once he finishes here, TJASTA bowel issue has really blocked the shitters up there

Yeah, I clean them using boofheads as plungers. And you seem to have a boofhead, so happy plunging

 

[I Dont Care]

Yeah, and I'm half way through another yoghurt, so better bring the gloves I Dont Care

Gloves are for pussy yoghurt eating marshmallow vegans

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Gloves are for pussy yoghurt eating marshmallow vegans

Yoghurt isn't vegan swampbrab

If you're gunna "nah, U" banter, get the details right

 

[Nuffers]

Yoghurt isn't vegan swampbrab

If you're gunna "nah, U" banter, get the details right

Especially pussy yoghurt.

 

[This Is Anfield]

Especially pussy yoghurt.

Salted strawberry?

 

[MattWriting]

Ahh the degeneracy has arrived

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Ahh the degeneracy has arrived

Dude, we are the furies

It arrived when the thread kicked off

 

[I Dont Care]

Yoghurt isn't vegan swampbrab

If you're gunna "nah, U" banter, get the details right

You are a pussy vegan marshmallow, who eats pussy yoghurt...there the details are corrected, marshmallow

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

Turbo turd ready to play if needed

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You'll look like a turbo turd when you come up against me.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

You'll look like a turbo turd when you come up against me.

Possible given the backed up loo situation at the hippodrome

 

[MattWriting]

Dude, we are the furies

It arrived when the thread kicked off

Gumbies premiership S26 thread will kick off

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Gumbies premiership S26 thread will kick off

there isnt enough goon in the world for me to drink to make me think that fantasy is a likelihood

 

[This Is Anfield]

Gumbies premiership S26 thread will kick off

How sweet. The Gumbies are going to open up a thread in honour of our S26 flag.