Official Match Thread Season 26 Second Qualifying Final: Gumbies FFC vs Fighting Furies at House of Gumby (MOTR)

[NaturalDisaster]

Ay ay, my captain.

Or is it I I? Or eye eye?

What does it even mean?

Wtf have you convinced these rookies rfctiger74?

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Wtf have you convinced these rookies rfctiger74?

I like these rookies

 

[NaturalDisaster]

I like these rookies

Thank **** this is my fourth last game

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Thank **** this is my fourth last game

Thank **** this is your forth last game

 

[Morning_Fog]

pfffff

you called us bogan tea drinkers

you think that's hitting a nerve? my 5 year old niece hits harder than you strawberry shortcake

Violence is never an excuse.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Third last sorry, we are winning this.

 

[PieLebo87]

Wtf is a Gumbies?

 

[TJASTA]

Wtf is a Gumbies?

**** all I think.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Wtf is a Gumbies?

Tigerturbulance i'll let you take this one

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Violence is never an excuse.

Its not an excuse, its a dispute resolution technique

 

[This Is Anfield]

Wtf is a Gumbies?

The Gumbies is a name designed to strike fear into the hearts of their oppon... **** it!
Couldn't keep a straight face typing that!

 

[Man0gwaR74]

This comment is purely a demonstration of how little of Cascade's selection you've sampled.

This, I will grant you, is wise.

Not a fan of waterfalls, dunno how many of the locals have pissed in em >The % should be on the label imo!

 

[Morning_Fog]

Its not an excuse, its a dispute resolution technique

 

[Ned_Flanders]

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My solution to stopping the cycle is to hit the other flog in the back of the neck before he sees me

 

[Man0gwaR74]

there isnt enough goon in the world for me to drink to make me think that fantasy is a likelihood

that coz you're using the wrong substance, try stepping outside and sampling some of that fresh air. It should help you to regain your senses!

 

[Morning_Fog]

My solution to stopping the cycle is to hit the other flog in the back of the neck before he sees me

You are going to flog yourself back to back watching some dude cycle?

What ever floats your boat

 

[Man0gwaR74]

Dude, noones judging
Okay, we are judging a little, but hey as long as you keep your love off of Pornhub all is good

>>>Switching sites now>>> Pornhub <-that's the hand i use for the front and guess where this one goes

 

[Ned_Flanders]

>>>Switching sites now>>> Pornhub <-that's the hand i use for the front and guess where this one goes

only Wacky Tiger likes this post

and thats not a good thing

 

[Ned_Flanders]

You are going to flog yourself back to back watching some dude cycle?

What ever floats your boat

don't try so hard kimba, the rookies are here and they're more your speed*

*well they're not, but you're more a shot landing a punch with them than with me

 

[Man0gwaR74]

and guess where this one goes

My solution to stopping the cycle is to hit the other flog in the back of the neck before he sees me

sighted>_<

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Wtf is a Gumbies?

Tigerturbulance i'll let you take this one

In the persuit of accuracy l have consulted the Funk and Wagnell and my research shows a gumbie is a qooty poster who is unable to get and/or keep bantering / posting with any value. It is not a disease, but a symptom of some other problem, either physical or psychological or a mixture of both.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

In the persuit of accuracy l have consulted the Funk and Wagnell and my research shows a gumbie is a qooty poster who is unable to get and/or keep bantering / posting with any value. It is not a disease, but a symptom of some other problem, either physical or psychological or a mixture of both.

Wow, thats profound and well thought out!

Who says the furies are an intellectual wasteland ?

 

[Morning_Fog]

don't try so hard kimba, the rookies are here and they're more your speed*

*well they're not, but you're more a shot landing a punch with them than with me

Well played kemosabe. Your mum and dad must be so proud of you.

You have experience at talking shit on a fantasy footy competition on the World Wide Web.

Can you please be my mentor, so I can talk complete shit like you?

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Well played kemosabe. Your mum and dad must be so proud of you.

You have experience at talking shit on a fantasy footy competition on the World Wide Web.

Can you please be my mentor, so I can talk complete shit like you?

My mum's a stripper at Kittens, and my Dad imports illegal boner pills from Chile. They are impressed if I'm not on Crimestoppers each night

As for mentors, I work exclusively with the Furies. If you wanna sign up, speak to whoever our captain is today

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Well played kemosabe. Your mum and dad must be so proud of you.

You have experience at talking shit on a fantasy footy competition on the World Wide Web.

Can you please be my mentor, so I can talk complete shit like you?

Morning_Bog l feel sad that no experienced poster from your team has pulled you aside to help you actually understand what qooty banter is and how to play the game and not the man. You seem like your willing to have a go, misguided as it is, my advice is for you to get into a real team before you become another dead end ex SFA rubber campaigner