Official Match Thread Season 26 Second Qualifying Final: Gumbies FFC vs Fighting Furies at House of Gumby (MOTR)

[Tigerturbulance]

Gumbies premiership S26 thread will kick off

keep spanking that thing, eventually you might get it to kick off

 

[Morning_Fog]

Furies don't do soup.

Furies prefer their turtle in a souva

Furies don't drink tea (ex JackNah_8 but that dude don't count, and TJASTA who is allergic to anything good)

Such a club with so little class. Furies are trhe bogan cub of the SFA

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Such a club with so little class. Furies are trhe bogan cub of the SFA

There are bogan cubs?

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Such a club with so little class. Furies are trhe bogan cub of the SFA

1) we don't want class. Leave that to w***ers who get off having fancy shit like doors at their clubs

2) we are furies, not bears

 

[Ned_Flanders]

There are bogan cubs?

Yeah, we played them last week:

Tandy and Barrybran

 

[This Is Anfield]

I get the feeling that the Gumbies don't like us and aren't enjoying the match thread...

 

[NaturalDisaster]

I get the feeling that the Gumbies don't like us and aren't enjoying the match thread...

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Except SM he ****ing loves us. He hasn’t posted this much in five seasons.

 

[Morning_Fog]

There are bogan cubs?

Yeah, they group up into bogan Tigers.

 

[TJASTA]

I get the feeling that the Gumbies don't like us and aren't enjoying the match thread...

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best

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Such a club with so little class. Furies are trhe bogan cub of the SFA

Morning_Bog here is the sum of all your class contributions to this thread:
'’m thinking turtle soup. Their favorite tee is Turtle That makes about as much sense as their posting.'

'That the Furies love to swipe at one another and eat their own. Then again, when I put it that way, I can see why you may be confused...'

'I’m posting stuff but I don’t know what I’m supposed to post. Post away kenosabe'

'Dump? It looks like he is having a wank'.

So in review of your posting prowess I'm unsure why such a poor poster without substance or any idea of how to qooty banter would even suggest that others are somehow bogans or showing no class, if the Gumbies had leadership I am sure they would help you to develop posting and banter skills, but as leadership and the gumbies is a weak point the best I can do is advise you to EAD

 

[Jivlain]

Found some footage from your last training session. Looks like some intense stuff.

I don't like any hot drink thank you very much.

Try some bombardino.

 

[TJASTA]

Found some footage from your last training session. Looks like some intense stuff.

#FakeNews nobody is drinking/attempting to steal goon.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Shadowthorn THE_GUN mightymalaka PieLebo87

time to lose the training wheels boys. I know you are all rookies, but if you can't smack a gumby back into last Tuesday you deserve to be drafted by SOS tomorrow

 

[Jivlain]

Shadowthorn THE_GUN mightymalaka PieLebo87

time to lose the training wheels boys. I know you are all rookies, but if you can't smack a gumby back into last Tuesday you deserve to be drafted by SOS tomorrow

Who are those gender-unspecified individuals? Never heard of them.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Who are those gender-unspecified individuals? Never heard of them.

They don't have names, rookies haven't earned the right to have a name yet

I call them "flog", they usually respond to that

 

[Morning_Fog]

Morning_Bog here is the sum of all your class contributions to this thread:
'’m thinking turtle soup. Their favorite tee is Turtle That makes about as much sense as their posting.'

'That the Furies love to swipe at one another and eat their own. Then again, when I put it that way, I can see why you may be confused...'

'I’m posting stuff but I don’t know what I’m supposed to post. Post away kenosabe'

'Dump? It looks like he is having a wank'.

So in review of your posting prowess I'm unsure why such a poor poster without substance or any idea of how to qooty banter would even suggest that others are somehow bogans or showing no class, if the Gumbies had leadership I am sure they would help you to develop posting and banter skills, but as leadership and the gumbies is a weak point the best I can do is advise you to EAD

How cute. You took the time to read my post. #Giddy

 

[MattWriting]

Gumbies have hit a nerve

 

[mightymalaka]

Shadowthorn THE_GUN mightymalaka PieLebo87

time to lose the training wheels boys. I know you are all rookies, but if you can't smack a gumby back into last Tuesday you deserve to be drafted by SOS tomorrow

Consider a Gumby Smacked with the full force
Of my Testicular fibre!

Just keep SOS away from your Goon and from where me and
Jo have run off to!
Promise to be back for the Gumbies my man.
With full swollen tackle ready to go!

Bring it on Bitches!

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Gumbies have hit a nerve

pfffff

you called us bogan tea drinkers

you think that's hitting a nerve? my 5 year old niece hits harder than you strawberry shortcake

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Consider a Gumby Smacked with the full force
Of my Testicular fibre!

Just keep SOS away from your Goon and from where me and
Jo have run off to!
Promise to be back for the Gumbies my man.
With full swollen tackle ready to go!

Bring it on Bitches!

see MattWriting , THATS how you beat the shit out of a nerve!

 

[PieLebo87]

Shadowthorn THE_GUN mightymalaka PieLebo87

time to lose the training wheels boys. I know you are all rookies, but if you can't smack a gumby back into last Tuesday you deserve to be drafted by SOS tomorrow

Ay ay, my captain.

Or is it I I? Or eye eye?

What does it even mean?

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Consider a Gumby Smacked with the full force
Of my Testicular fibre!

Just keep SOS away from your Goon and from where me and
Jo have run off to!
Promise to be back for the Gumbies my man.
With full swollen tackle ready to go!

Bring it on Bitches!

I do like the eloquence of your responses mightymalaka; you are a good addition to the Furies and a relief to read a post of some caliber instead of the dribble the gumbies are dishing out

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Ay ay, my captain.

Or is it I I? Or eye eye?

What does it even mean?

It’s qooty; just punch the crap out of gumbies

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Ay ay, my captain.

Or is it I I? Or eye eye?

What does it even mean?

its latin for poke a flog in the eye

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Furies rookies what’s going to happen is the gumballs are going to run away and hide; if that’s the case we will just drink goon and punch on amongst ourselves