Official Match Thread Season 26 Second Qualifying Final: Gumbies FFC vs Fighting Furies at House of Gumby (MOTR)

[Morning_Fog]

My mum's a stripper at Kittens, and my Dad imports illegal boner pills from Chile. They are impressed if I'm not on Crimestoppers each night

As for mentors, I work exclusively with the Furies. If you wanna sign up, speak to whoever our captain is today

I love your tenacity and go getting spirit to achieve your parents high standards.

As for joining your shit hole of a glove hole loving ****club, I’ll pass thanks.

 

[Morning_Fog]

Morning_Bog l feel sad that no experienced poster from your team has pulled you aside to help you actually understand what qooty banter is and how to play the game and not the man. You seem like your willing to have a go, misguided as it is, my advice is for you to get into a real team before you become another dead end ex SFA rubber campaigner

Yeah ok champ.

 

[This Is Anfield]

I love your tenacity and go getting spirit to achieve your parents high standards.

As for joining your shit hole of a glove hole loving ****club, I’ll pass thanks.

Furies pass.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

I love your tenacity and go getting spirit to achieve your parents high standards.

As for joining your shit hole of a glove hole loving ****club, I’ll pass thanks.

So you prefer to play in your club, with what is it, that’s right one poster you!

 

[Morning_Fog]

Furies pass.

Thank goodness for that

 

[This Is Anfield]

Thank goodness for that

Stop! You can't join us.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Thank goodness for that

Good, we can all agree on something then

 

[Morning_Fog]

Stop! You can't join us.

Why would I want to join you lot?

Your club smells like urine and stale yo yo’s

 

[Morning_Fog]

Good, we can all agree on something then

That you will lose. Yep. Agree

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Yeah ok champ.

Thanks Evening_Dump for calling me champ, as the S27 Swankie winner l appreciate the recognition

 

[This Is Anfield]

Why would I want to join you lot?

Your club smells like urine and stale yo yo’s

Well, there's two damn good reasons right there!
I admire your persistence but The Furies still pass.

 

[Morning_Fog]

Thanks Evening_Dump for calling me champ, as the S27 Swankie winner l appreciate the recognition

I enjoy a good evening poo. That are me feel much lighter.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Why would I want to join you lot?

Your club smells like urine and stale yo yo’s

Are you kidding- free goon, no rules (that l can tell) and free entry to Kittens; best perks in the SFA

 

[Morning_Fog]

Well, there's two damn good reasons right there!
I admire your persistence but The Furies still pass.

 

[Morning_Fog]

Are you kidding- free goon, no rules (that l can tell) and free entry to Kittens; best perks in the SFA

Since you put it that way.

Oh hell to the NO

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Why would I want to join you lot?

Your club smells like urine and stale yo yo’s

thats the smell of victory

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Since you put it that way.

Oh hell to the NO

Added bonus not being a gumbie; you get your genitalia back

 

[Man0gwaR74]

My mum's a stripper at Kittens, and my Dad imports illegal boner pills from Chile. They are impressed if I'm not on Crimestoppers each night

Between that and Pornhub I'll never get the job done!

As for mentors, I work exclusively with the Furies. If you wanna sign up, speak to whoever our captain is today

Need that coin operated Turbo>>> GUMBIES FTW!

 

[Fryer Tuck]

Furies don't do soup.

Furies prefer their turtle in a souva

Furies don't drink tea (ex JackNah_8 but that dude don't count, and TJASTA who is allergic to anything good)

!

There goes the only bit of class the Furies ever had.

Dudette*, and you should drink chamomile tea to calm down.

You should try some Rize. That stuff is fantastic.

We usually stop when you guys start posting.

He was talking about the match.

Good to see where your priorities lie.

Furies rookies what’s going to happen is the gumballs are going to run away and hide; if that’s the case we will just drink goon and punch on amongst ourselves

Nah, we'll be enjoying our tea, enjoying watching you beat yourselves to a pulp.





And what the heck was that banter from the Furies? This is like calling Norway Snoreway.

 

[MattWriting]

pfffff

you called us bogan tea drinkers

you think that's hitting a nerve? my 5 year old niece hits harder than you strawberry shortcake

You must come from the Matthew Guy school of debating aptitude. All bark.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

!

There goes the only bit of class the Furies ever had.



You should try some Rize. That stuff is fantastic.


He was talking about the match.

Good to see where your priorities lie.



Nah, we'll be enjoying our tea, enjoying watching you beat yourselves to a pulp.





And what the heck was that banter from the Furies? This is like calling Norway Snoreway.

The banter was the sound of us Furies yelling out in the house of gumby trying to see if any of you rubber dudes were home. Thankfully morning bog was scrubbing the floors and let us know that your all looking for your ball sacks so you can try and attempt to man up on Sunday.

 

[PieLebo87]

Why would I want to join you lot?

Your club smells like urine and stale yo yo’s

And....?

Gumbies sounds like a club I’d need to keep my back to a wall.

The allure of yo yos sealed the deal for me.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

You must come from the Matthew Guy school of debating aptitude. All bark.

All bark, that comment says more about your lack of understanding than rfctiger74 lack of bite- good luck with that

 

[MattWriting]

The banter was the sound of us Furies yelling out in the house of gumby trying to see if any of you rubber dudes were home. Thankfully morning bog was scrubbing the floors and let us know that your all looking for your ball sacks so you can try and attempt to man up on Sunday.

Jokes on you, rubber doesn’t echo

 

[Ned_Flanders]

You must come from the Matthew Guy school of debating aptitude. All bark.

Not sure what debating skills a Hillsong dude on Australian Idol would have