Official Match Thread Season 27 Round 5: Dragons FFC vs Las Vegas Bears @ ljp86's lair

[AceAndy]

AceAndy here's a snap shot of our sponsor board my friend, all local business's.

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Hahaha brilliant What an awesome neighbourhood.

 

[Hatchy1992]

Hello Bears... looking forward to a good week! But most importantly, another important victory, and hopefully a good percentage boost to.

 

[Test Tickle]

Hahaha brilliant What an awesome neighbourhood.

Yes we are very lucky, they are very generous by providing the club with significant funding that is most appreciated.
We repay the with free membership to our club so they can come along and watch our exquisite skills every Sunday afternoon.

 

[Test Tickle]

Hello Bears... looking forward to a good week! But most importantly, another important victory, and hopefully a good percentage boost to.

Who are you?

 

[Hatchy1992]

Who are you?

You'll know who I am by Sunday night, that's a certainty.

 

[Barrybran]

Dear PhenomenalV1 and Dragons brethren (and sisthren)

I hereby apply for the position of [wherever you need a player] for the Dragons FFC. I believe my skills and attributes compliment those of your fine organisation.

I have previously represented the Dragons on one occasion, a memorable round 8 fixture against the Las Vegas Bears in season 26 where I was the second-most prolific Dragons poster behind some spammy campaigner. I also introduced the #dragonwagon, which I have recently washed, waxed, polished and cleaned the seats of.

I look forward to hearing from you in the near future.

Regards
Barrybran

PS. Go Dragons!

 

[Test Tickle]

You'll know who I am by Sunday night, that's a certainty.

Don't get too cocky, we're on a "streak".

 

[Hatchy1992]

Don't get too cocky, we're on a "streak".

Yeh, you sure got that right...

 

[AceAndy]

Don't get too cocky, we're on a "streak".

We are unbeaten on our home ground this season. This wont change after Sunday

 

[Hatchy1992]

We are unbeaten on our home ground this season. This wont change after Sunday

In other words, we'll extend their "streak"to LLLL.

 

[Test Tickle]

Yeh, you sure got that right...

We are unbeaten on our home ground this season. This wont change after Sunday

In other words, we'll extend their "streak"to LLLL.

DONT make me want to fight you!

 

[Barrybran]

DONT make me want to fight you!

Please don't treat my teammates with disrespect

 

[Test Tickle]

Please don't treat my teammates with disrespect

Have you crossed to the dark side again?

 

[AceAndy]

Please don't treat my teammates with disrespect

 

[Barrybran]

Have you crossed to the dark side again?

No my friend. I've boarded the #dragonwagon.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Whelp, now that I'm no shot at Broken's sweepstakes for the round... Colgate you shitlord what abominable tripe was that?! First you rave on about some first-year Dragons nobodies and neglect upcoming League superstars Thomas2, Ressies BushPig and Sausages. So the OP's already off to a terrible start and then as if you hadn't made enough of an incorrigible fool of yourself already you take a shot at the Bears founder, legend and eponymous hero of the weekend hilly about some position the guy doesn't play in. And then you tipped the Bears!!!??? Clueless campaigner this trainwreck effort is only marginally saved by the employment of the #GoodBlend hashtag, every use of which contributes a 40c donation to me buying something at the club vending machine- a noble cause indeed. See you in round 12 you harebrained, percussive little twerp.



Hey Dragons how's it going, looking forward to a great week. You'll hear what I truly think about you forthwith.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

You suck.

 

[Test Tickle]

No my friend. I've boarded the #dragonwagon.

Just be wary of Ace, they say he's a bit different.

 

[Barrybran]

Just be wary of Ace, they say he's a bit different.

Mate, I had to post with you know who last year. This should be a walk in the park.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

A plane We are up against a millionaire's club.

Millionaires one week, unceremoniously drinking from an ornamental fountain the next. That's the Vegas way.

 

[Barrybran]

Millionaires one week, unceremoniously drinking from an ornamental fountain the next. That's the Vegas way.

I'll give you unceremoniously drinking from an ornamental fountain - a golden shower from the back of the #dragonwagon

 

[Hatchy1992]

Millionaires one week, unceremoniously drinking from an ornamental fountain the next. That's the Vegas way.

Then drinking away your hangover and backing up for round 2 the next day?

 

[Barrybran]

Then drinking away your hangover and backing up for round 2 the next day?

Can't get hungover if you don't stop drinking

 

[AceAndy]

Just be wary of Ace, they say he's a bit different.

Says who. Name names.

 

[Hatchy1992]

DONT make me want to fight you!

Me fight? I'm waaaaay to nice to wanna fight with anyone.