Official Match Thread Season 27 Round 5: Dragons FFC vs Las Vegas Bears @ ljp86's lair

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Then drinking away your hangover and backing up for round 2 the next day?

Shit is it Round 2 already?!?



Enjoy Barrybran Dragons. Guy thinks he's cut out to play on the ball but turns out he's a flimsy lilypad of a player and can't win the pill to save our season his life.

 

[Hatchy1992]

Shit is it Round 2 already?!?



Enjoy Barrybran Dragons. Guy thinks he's cut out to play on the ball but turns out he's a flimsy lilypad of a player and can't win the pill to save our season his life.

Only for the lightweights among us, which I can't name any of.

 

[Barrybran]

Shit is it Round 2 already?!?



Enjoy Barrybran Dragons. Guy thinks he's cut out to play on the ball but turns out he's a flimsy lilypad of a player and can't win the pill to save our season his life.

And yet gym4life and I will combine to outscore your entire Spudqoach Superqoach team

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

And yet gym4life and I will combine to outscore your entire Spudqoach Superqoach team

Sounds like a moral quandary for the inimitable KnifeySpoony.

 

[AceAndy]

Shit is it Round 2 already?!?



Enjoy Barrybran Dragons. Guy thinks he's cut out to play on the ball but turns out he's a flimsy lilypad of a player and can't win the pill to save our season his life.

Is Barrybran playing for us this week ???

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Is Barrybran playing for us this week ???

You lot few put him in a charitable mood. Plus he has a hashtag he likes.

 

[Barrybran]

Is Barrybran playing for us this week ???

Yes

 

[Barrybran]

You lot few put him in a charitable mood. Plus he has a hashtag he likes.

#allaboard

 

[AceAndy]

Yes

Cool , what pos do you think you will be playing ?

 

[Hatchy1992]

Sounds like a moral quandary for the inimitable KnifeySpoony.

Speaking of, i'm trying to coax him back as we speak.

 

[Barrybran]

Cool , what pos do you think you will be playing ?

Somewhere between NFI and LRO

 

[Fizzler]

Drip too hard

 

[MWPP]

A long bus trip ahead of the Bears so here is something to sing in the bus with MWPP

Need to add some of these to my playlist
I played our old favourite, Shotgun, on the way to work

Cant use the Bus if its on an island MWPP.

Yes we can, because our bus is no ordinary bus
Inspired by the Magic School Bus

 

[AceAndy]

Need to add some of these to my playlist
I played our old favourite, Shotgun, on the way to work


Yes we can, because our bus is no ordinary bus
Inspired by the Magic School Bus

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Excellent choice

 

[Test Tickle]

Says who. Name names.

Says me Test Tickle, anyway you'll be a Bear next season.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Dear PhenomenalV1 and Dragons brethren (and sisthren)

I hereby apply for the position of [wherever you need a player] for the Dragons FFC. I believe my skills and attributes compliment those of your fine organisation.

I have previously represented the Dragons on one occasion, a memorable round 8 fixture against the Las Vegas Bears in season 26 where I was the second-most prolific Dragons poster behind some spammy campaigner. I also introduced the #dragonwagon, which I have recently washed, waxed, polished and cleaned the seats of.

I look forward to hearing from you in the near future.

Regards
Barrybran

PS. Go Dragons!

Well, we could do with a new back pocket! Welcome aboard!

 

[Test Tickle]

Cool , what pos do you think you will be playing ?

Ruck Rover.

 

[AceAndy]

Ruck Rover.

 

[MWPP]

Excellent choice

We got two in the front. Two in the back. Sailin' along. And we don't look back
(The Sailin' means that it works well with the team bus Test Tickle )

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Ruck Rover.

This will be a contest for the ages...

 

[AceAndy]

We got two in the front. Two in the back. Sailin' along. And we don't look back
(The Sailin' means that it works well with the team bus Test Tickle )

Time flies by in the yellow and green stick around and you'll see what i mean...

 

[Barrybran]

This will be a contest for the ages...

Not really. I've got runs on the board. Unfortunately I can't bat for shit either so I think I've got about three runs in total.

 

[Ok Boomer]

You all know the story: Dragons and Bears both struggling on field but very well off field.​

Struggling???? We were very competitive in the second, third and fourth quarters last round against you rabble thank you very much.

Get a clue.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Struggling???? We were very competitive in the second, third and fourth quarters last round against you rabble thank you very much.

Get a clue.

No-one's going to be talking about the quarters we did or did not play in the early rounds of the season when we're raising the cup, shrouded in confetti and throwing a cooler full of acid on Coach Walken.

 

[Matera92]

The Dragons are below average at making love to their respective choice of life partners.