Official Match Thread Season 27 Round 5: Dragons FFC vs Las Vegas Bears @ ljp86's lair

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

I just heard that in your speaking voice

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

mike123 does not train at all during the week, turns up in here on Friday night, dips his toe in the water and then ****s off.
So where was Mike123 when B1 and B2 needed him? Nowhere to be seen, disgraceful from a so-called team mate.

Gotta apply it pretty thin when you're working with such a miserable spread.

 

[Barrybran]

Dear Barrybran
You lack insight and are unable to realise that you have been imperiused. Unfortunately , you have failed capacity testing and have been assessed as not being of sound mind. I sought permission from your guardian before using it on your behalf and we have invoked the duty of care clause. We have your best interests at heart.
Your friend , Dr MWPP

Surely JoshWoodenSpoon cops a suspension for using witchcraft. That's just not on.

 

[MWPP]

Surely JoshWoodenSpoon cops a suspension for using witchcraft. That's just not on.

JoshWoodenSpoon , don't let the muggles get you down

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

I silencio the judiciary.

 

[MWPP]

I silencio the judiciary.

Most of the Dragons team were also acting as if they had been /silencio'd or /langlocked ....but there was no change after a /finite incantatem
So they can't claim the victim card.

 

[AceAndy]

Most of the Dragons team were also acting as if they had been /silencio'd or /langlocked ....but there was no change after a /finite incantatem
So they can't claim the victim card.

What does that even mean ?

 

[Barrybran]

What does that even mean ?

MWPP is a Harry Potter fan

 

[MWPP]

What does that even mean ?

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The dragons really lack fire and have lost their "voice'.

 

[AceAndy]

MWPP is a Harry Potter fan

Never read a book or seen any of the movies

 

[Test Tickle]

What does that even mean ?

You fool...it means, Bears by 60pts.

 

[MWPP]

What does that even mean ?

The Dragons are off to see the Doctor
and hope she has a cure
but she won't make them better
....
Lordy Lordy Lordy
The Jesus

 

[MWPP]

Never read a book or seen any of the movies

 

[Barrybran]

Never read a book or seen any of the movies

They're very good. More quidditch than qootball though.

 

[Matera92]

 

[Pea Nut]

Let's beat these Be-arse today lads.

Go Dragons !!

 

[Test Tickle]

Let's beat these Be-arse today lads.

Go Dragons !!

Tell your mum to pick you up from the hospital sometime tonight.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Never read a book or seen any of the movies

Well I know what we're doing on Dragons FFC movie night!

 

[Tandy]

Skipping ahead to the post-match celebrations this evening .....
He drinks a Whiskey drink, he drinks a Vodka drink
He drinks a Lager drink, he drinks a Cider drink
He sings the songs that remind him of the good times
He sings the songs that remind him of the best times
(Oh Joshie Boy, Joshie Boy, Joshie Boy)

Nailed it!
An unofficial song of the Bears courtesy of Chumbawamba

Well i think Ressies BushPig and Tandy are also gettin toey so look at pal.

Veeeeery toey Testie. We got to get our season back on track. What better way than a humiliating defeat of the Dwagons

 

[Test Tickle]

What time is our game today Hate you ****en legend?

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

What time is our game today Hate you ****en legend?

ND's got us this week.
He's going to be on his best behaviour.

 

[Test Tickle]

ND's got us this week.
He's going to be on his best behaviour.

What one line every minute? we could be here all night.

What time is our game please ND buddy mate?

 

[AceAndy]

What one line every minute? we could be here all night.
What time is our game pleaseND?

Took over an hour last week to post the game.

 

[Test Tickle]

Took over an hour last week to post the game.

I need a rough time because i have things to do, i have a car race to watch, water the ****en lemon tree, make my lunch for early 0300hrs start tommorow, quaddie to listen to, supercoach AFL and NRL commitments and get some fish and chips for dinner and have a ****en shave!

 

[mike123]

mike123 does not train at all during the week, turns up in here on Friday night, dips his toe in the water and then ****s off.
So where was Mike123 when B1 and B2 needed him? Nowhere to be seen, disgraceful from a so-called team mate.

Training? What’s that?