Official Match Thread Season 27 Round 5: Dragons FFC vs Las Vegas Bears @ ljp86's lair

Remove this Banner Ad

Doctor Gero want me to pass this on:

“Can we get the game postponed, we’re late to the lair cos the bus won’t move now that Matera92 fat arse is onboard.
Gero seems fixated on my weight.

Tell him not to stress, if he wants, I'll even show him what it looks like to put actual weights on the bar when he goes to the gym. ;)
Before anyone says that fat shaming is not cool, I'll point out that Doctor Gero may have medical concerns about Matera92 . Doesn't excuse him for not putting it in a more professional way though :p
 
Pay attention tubs!
I’m in the bar. Not the gym.
Also being a hypocrite doesn't stop him from being a good Doctor.
Doctors make the worst patients.
 
Before anyone says that fat shaming is not cool, I'll point out that Doctor Gero may have medical concerns about Matera92 . Doesn't excuse him for not putting it in a more professional way though :p
He does come to me weekly to get his leakage looked at.

Usually a quick check up and a bike pump to the ear to reinflate his head back to 34psi does the trick.
 

Log in to remove this ad.

He does come to me weekly to get his leakage looked at.

Usually a quick check up and a bike pump to the ear to reinflate his head back to 34psi does the trick.


Bearly LEgal.png


BearlyLegal would like to state that our client Matera92 in no way relies on the individual known as 'Doctor' Gero for any physical, medical, nutritional, or psychiatric treatments. Any statements made by the aforementioned individual should be regarded as misleading, and not in good faith.

Matera92 denies any and all association with Doctor Gero, for he does not mingle with the poor, unwashed masses.

- BearlyLegal

 
No sure it's healthy to sleep for that long, Ace.
In fairness , Wild Bears hibernate for much longer periods. Wild Dragons probably do too . Admittedly it’s the wrong time of year . At least Goldilocks’ house is more comfortable than their lair.
 
He hasn't been asleep he's been in our thread proving that our attention is well spent.
He has been sleepwalking/talking
 
His boots are well worn, our Captains carpet is worn out.
Boots also make great portkeys , so he’ll be able to escape in an instant with the Portus spell, even if he’s too traumatised and tired to apparate.
 

(Log in to remove this ad.)

Wasnt there an outage last Sunday morning as well ??
Thats what I heard, but I didn't try logging in until it was back online.
 

Remove this Banner Ad

Official Match Thread Season 27 Round 5: Dragons FFC vs Las Vegas Bears @ ljp86's lair


Write your reply...

Remove this Banner Ad

Back
Top