Official Match Thread Season 28 Round 14 Fighting Furies vs West Coast Wonders at rfctigerarmy's hippodrome

[Grand Uncle Horace]

What's a Derby Day?

You know! Horsies, jocks, plonk, bookies, touts - it's Flemington

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Runs a good werewolf game though...

Different issue, but yes - true!

 

[JackBero]

TJASTA or JackBero or Equus or whoever the fu** is skipper these days get this lad onboard.

Would fit in our defensive system perfectly


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whatever
he can come to the hippodrome next week and be initiated
he’ll probably be captain in a few months

 

[dogs105]

You know! Horsies, jocks, plonk, bookies, touts - it's Flemington

Nope. No clue.

 

[JackBero]

Nope. No clue.

you need to get out more

 

[Barrybran]

Go away Barry. You could not poach an egg let alone a Wonders' player

I'm not looking to poach any Wonders players. I'll at least trade haydo for them.

 

[JackBero]

I'm not looking to poach any Wonders players. I'll at least trade haydo for them.

you must be looking for wonders players
you just made an offer

 

[dogs105]

you need to get out more

No

 

[JackBero]

No

...

 

[dogs105]

I'm not looking to poach any Wonders players. I'll at least trade haydo for them.

Well I'm out

 

[Barrybran]

you must be looking for wonders players
you just made an offer

It's an 'invitation to treat'. Ask TJASTA.

 

[BallaratBulldog]

You would be dropped if you played for a real club

Aw, he's clearly upset he didn't get his McMuffin.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Aw, he's clearly upset he didn't get his McMuffin.

**** oath, you flogs are tighter than a club skipping attention seeking glory whore _Cayz_

 

[U2tigers]

Apologies I have been missing, the Furies shit me to hell.


Just kidding, just not able to post during the day right now. **** work, why do they actually expect me to work? assholes

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

I'm not looking to poach any Wonders players. I'll at least trade haydo for them.

That is just mean.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

love how you arrived at the Hippodrome on your Wonders Team **** Wagon

puts the Bears Team Bus to shame

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

So furburgers. What's the scoop?

Who of the gang of four is pretending to call the shots tonight? Is it Ned-lam, Turbo, TIA or Jac-Kero-wacky?

We all know TJASTA is the master tactician pulling the strings.

 

[philreich]

Hey Dingster:

At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old cricket players aside and asked, 'Do you understand what co-operation is? What a team is?'

The little boy nodded in the affirmative.

'Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?'

The little boy nodded.

'So,' the coach continued, 'I'm sure you know, when out is called, you shouldn't argue, curse, attack the umpire, or call him a dickhead or arseh*le. Do you understand all that?'

The little boy nodded again.

He continued, 'And when I take you out of the game so another boy gets a chance to play, it's not good sportsmanship to call your coach "a dumb ass or shithead" is it?'

The little boy shook his head.

'GOOD', said the coach..

'Now go over there and explain all that to your grandfather!'

 

[Dingster]

Hey Dingster:

At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old cricket players aside and asked, 'Do you understand what co-operation is? What a team is?'

The little boy nodded in the affirmative.

'Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?'

The little boy nodded.

'So,' the coach continued, 'I'm sure you know, when out is called, you shouldn't argue, curse, attack the umpire, or call him a dickhead or arseh*le. Do you understand all that?'

The little boy nodded again.

He continued, 'And when I take you out of the game so another boy gets a chance to play, it's not good sportsmanship to call your coach "a dumb ass or shithead" is it?'

The little boy shook his head.

'GOOD', said the coach..

'Now go over there and explain all that to your grandfather!'

My grandfather is dead.

 

[JackBero]

love how you arrived at the Hippodrome on your Wonders Team **** Wagon

puts the Bears Team Bus to shame

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NOTHING puts our stolen bus to shame

btw it broke down on the freeway, got a premium uber with your credit card thanks

 

[Marklar_33]

My grandfather is dead.

You should have two, unless you’re Tasmanian like me

 

[dogs105]

You should have two, unless you’re Tasmanian like me

Three?

 

[Dingster]

You should have two, unless you’re Tasmanian like me

I differentiated grandfather and pa. He's dead too!

 

[Marklar_33]

Three?

Just the one

 

[Dingster]

Just the one

Is he U2tigers?