Official Match Thread Season 30 Round 12: Dragons FFC vs West Coast Wonders at Ljp86's Lair

[A Swallow]

If you start using a logo like this personally I think you would be a lock.

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[A Swallow]

To be fair the Dragon's are about as intimidating as a bunch of teddy bears on their threads (probably the reason why I enjoy posting with them so much).

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F*ck off Bonz

 

[Bonz]

F*ck off Bonz

You know traditionally you would buy me a drink first.

 

[Strigoi]

I’ve been more welcome in Dragons threads than my own ever since

Depends on who you ask, doesn’t it?

 

[A Swallow]

You know traditionally you would buy me a drink first.

Yes, that’s true. These days you just swipe and someone arrives at your house with salted caramel flavoured lube.

 

[Strigoi]

To be fair the Dragon's are about as intimidating as a bunch of teddy bears on their threads (probably the reason why I enjoy posting with them so much).

How safe do you really feel in your cage? Hmmmm...?

 

[Bonz]

Yes, that’s true. These days you just swipe and someone arrives at your house with salted caramel flavoured lube.

Salted Caramel? Jeez that's fancy.

ClarkeM just turns up with a 3 year old out of date condom from his wallet.

 

[Bonz]

How safe do you really feel in your cage? Hmmmm...?

Very safe actually.

 

[ClarkeM]

Whenever I see you've tagged me I know it's something involving getting closer to me

Looking forward to you joining the Wonders next season boo.

 

[Strigoi]

Wow, Tim Paine had an awful game for Tasmania. Ten in the second inning.

 

[Strigoi]

Very safe actually.

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And...you never lose your crown. Such poise you have.

 

[A Swallow]

Salted Caramel? Jeez that's fancy.

ClarkeM just turns up with a 3 year old out of date condom from his wallet.

Ah yes, velcro wallet? Those were the days

 

[SweetD]

Salted Caramel? Jeez that's fancy.

ClarkeM just turns up with a 3 year old out of date condom from his wallet.

Better than whatever the **** Genghis Tron handed me last week.

 

[Bonz]

Better than whatever the fu** Genghis Tron handed me last week.
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As with anything Gumby related you can treat them the same way.



(Yes this is my favourite shooop I have ever created, I will keep reusing it).

 

[Pie 4 Life]

Looking forward to you joining the Wonders next season boo.

Whichever one of our teams finishes the lowest at the end of the regular season joins the other?

 

[Bonz]

Ah yes, velcro wallet? Those were the days

Velcro wallet? You think his made of money?

He was using one of those old pencil cases you used to get from Qantas flights in the 90's, it's a dn good way to ruin a mood.

 

[Bonz]

And...you never lose your crown. Such poise you have.

You expect Royalty like myself to appear like a common peon?

I don't get why our current Princes, Princesses, Kings and Queens don't flaunt what they have.

 

[A Swallow]

Better than whatever the fu** Genghis Tron handed me last week.
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Thanks, now I’m aroused.

 

[A Swallow]

Velcro wallet? You think his made of money?

He was using one of those old pencil cases you used to get from Qantas flights in the 90's, it's a dn good way to ruin a mood.

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Ah yes. A sure fire way to let security at the casino know you’re one to watch entering and exiting toilet cubicles with randoms.

 

[SweetD]

Thanks, now I’m aroused.

 

[Bonz]

Thanks, now I’m aroused.

Should we be worried for you?

Tagging in the Dragon's support groups.

AceAndy Knifey Spoony

 

[A Swallow]

Should we be worried for you?

Tagging in the Dragon's support groups.

AceAndy Knifey Spoony

 

[Knifey Spoony]

Should we be worried for you?

Tagging in the Dragon's support groups.

AceAndy Knifey Spoony

Hello?

 

[A Swallow]

Hello?

Apparently I require salvation.

 

[Bonz]

Hello?

A Swallow needs a hug for feeling depressed after being dirty.