Official Match Thread Season 30 Second Elimination Final: Baghdad Bombers vs Dragons FFC at Abdu Prison

[Rioli8217]

That had to be difficult to type.

It made me feel thupercalafragalithticecthpialadociouth.
Try me

 

[VainGlorious]

B: VSTone - KohPhi - Bandicoot
HB: Tony Lynn 15 - Requiem - Antonio BlueVein
C: CALL ME SNAKE - Kilroy - MITS
HF: Bovo - Pugsley - Santoz
F: Hai_Newman - miggs - iDon
Foll: kickthething - TheCoach16 - cadsky

INT: ArdentEagle - LicoriceAllsorts
​

Well here we are lads, it’s been a season it has.
Welcoming back a raft of superstars into this do or die clash was a foregone conclusion, and they are feeling refreshed after a well-earned rest.

Tony Lynn 15 and I have recovered from shoulder niggles by having our groins iced by some smoking hot female Asian masseuses

TheCoach16 has eaten 4 tomahawk steaks wrapped in bacon and stuffed with cheese

Santoz finally got to his proctologist and had the hamster removed, only to discover another two hamsters had moved in and were making themselves right at home in his cavity, which unbeknownst to him they were actually in a rather vicious love triangle. Keep your eyes on the news for that story,

cadsky has recovered from being so damn hot

and finally, Requiem and Bandicoot have done enough to show they are worthy of a guernsey in an elimination final. Well done lads.

In honour of our history and how much we care about it, we’ll also be running out in our heritage jumper this weekend.



CARNA ****ING BAGHDAD!!!

 

[T2B_]

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B: VSTone - KohPhi - Bandicoot
HB: Tony Lynn 15 - Requiem - Antonio BlueVein
C: CALL ME SNAKE - Kilroy - MITS
HF: Bovo - Pugsley - Santoz
F: Hai_Newman - miggs - iDon
Foll: kickthething - TheCoach16 - cadsky

INT: ArdentEagle - LicoriceAllsorts
​

What a bunch of turnips. I think I'll skip training this week AceAndy.

 

[VainGlorious]

What a bunch of turnips. I think I'll skip training this week AceAndy.

Coincidentally turnips are what Andy thinks about every day until Sunday.

Do you play Animal Crossing with him as well?

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

What a bunch of turnips. I think I'll skip training this week AceAndy.

You saw that team and shit your nappy. It is overwhelmingly intimidating!

 

[Knifey Spoony]

Posting this directly after a conversation about viagra and boners has me VERY concerned. Especially with what we now know about Subway's former spokesman/icon.

This is what happens when I don't read the thread before posting haha

 

[Bradesmaen]

You saw that team and sh*t your nappy. It is overwhelmingly intimidating!

I saw that team and took a shit. That was me replicating the Bombers team selection process

 

[T2B_]

Coincidentally turnips are what Andy thinks about every day until Sunday.

Do you play Animal Crossing with him as well?

No but that might be fun. I'm more a Stardew Valley guy.

You saw that team and sh*t your nappy. It is overwhelmingly intimidating!

You're half right. I laughed so hard I sharted.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

I saw that team and took a sh*t. That was me replicating the Bombers team selection process

No doubt the most productive thing you have done all week.

 

[Santoz]

I saw that team and took a sh*t. That was me replicating the Bombers team selection process

Is he always this bad serial_thrilla?

**** me, no wonder your hide yourself inside spreadsheets n shit Thrill

 

[Hai_Newman]

View attachment 1014803
B: VSTone - KohPhi - Bandicoot
HB: Tony Lynn 15 - Requiem - Antonio BlueVein
C: CALL ME SNAKE - Kilroy - MITS
HF: Bovo - Pugsley - Santoz
F: Hai_Newman - miggs - iDon
Foll: kickthething - TheCoach16 - cadsky

INT: ArdentEagle - LicoriceAllsorts
​

Well here we are lads, it’s been a season it has.
Welcoming back a raft of superstars into this do or die clash was a foregone conclusion, and they are feeling refreshed after a well-earned rest.

Tony Lynn 15 and I have recovered from shoulder niggles by having our groins iced by some smoking hot female Asian masseuses

TheCoach16 has eaten 4 tomahawk steaks wrapped in bacon and stuffed with cheese

Santoz finally got to his proctologist and had the hamster removed, only to discover another two hamsters had moved in and were making themselves right at home in his cavity, which unbeknownst to him they were actually in a rather vicious love triangle. Keep your eyes on the news for that story,

cadsky has recovered from being so damn hot

and finally, Requiem and Bandicoot have done enough to show they are worthy of a guernsey in an elimination final. Well done lads.

In honour of our history and how much we care about it, we’ll also be running out in our heritage jumper this weekend.

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CARNA ******* BAGHDAD!!!

Keep us up to date (pun intended) on Santoz
Hammies mate...sounds serious...


..seriously cute that is ...aawwww them little criiters

 

[Bradesmaen]

No doubt the most productive thing you have done all week.

Nothing wrong with a bit of stinker tinker time

 

[T2B_]

Santoz finally got to his proctologist and had the hamster removed, only to discover another two hamsters had moved in and were making themselves right at home in his cavity, which unbeknownst to him they were actually in a rather vicious love triangle. Keep your eyes on the news for that story,

No wonder he's so angry all the time!

Unless he enjoys that sort of thing, NTTIAWWT.

 

[Santoz]

Keep us up to date (pun intended) on Santoz
Hammies mate...sounds serious...seriously cute that is ...aawwww them little criiters

Mate, I'm confident I've got 2 hammies in me for Sunday.

'Hammies' is your slang for goals yeah?

 

[Bradesmaen]

Is he always this bad serial_thrilla?

fu** me, no wonder your hide yourself inside spreadsheets n sh*t Thrill

Do you always hide behind complaining to others and abusing mental illness?

 

[VainGlorious]

You're half right. I laughed so hard I sharted.

No wonder he's so angry all the time!

Unless he enjoys that sort of thing, NTTIAWWT.

Angry? He loves his hamsters.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Nothing wrong with a bit of stinker tinker time

It is challenging for you though. Each time you take a dump your IQ halves.

 

[Santoz]

Do you always hide behind complaining to others and abusing mental illness?

You really won't let the whole 'mental illness' thing go will you?

Is that going to be your defense every time I make you look stupid?

 

[Bradesmaen]

It is challenging for you though. Each time you take a dump your IQ halves.

I get it cause I have shit for brains.

 

[VainGlorious]

Nothing wrong with a bit of stinker tinker time

 

[Strigoi]

You know...people with those nails...
I always wonder how on earth they wipe themselves when they go to the bathroom.

 

[VainGlorious]

You know...people with those nails...
I always wonder how on earth they wipe themselves when they go to the bathroom.

That’s a pretty weird thing to think about if I’m being honest.

Imagine how painful it would be picking their nose?!

 

[Strigoi]

You saw that team and sh*t your nappy. It is overwhelmingly intimidating!

 

[Strigoi]

That’s a pretty weird thing to think about if I’m being honest.

Imagine how painful it would be picking their nose?!

There are many things that would just be impossible! IMO, of course.





When will you be done tenderizng that meat? Looks like a good cut already. Shouldn't be too tough.

 

[serial_thrilla]

Is he always this bad serial_thrilla?

fu** me, no wonder your hide yourself inside spreadsheets n sh*t Thrill

Stop interrupting my spreadsheet time Santoz!