Official Match Thread Season 31 Round 4 - Baghdad Bombers vs Gumbies FFC at Abdu Prison

[MITS]

Each week my DT steadily increases I'm sorry Gumbies But I'm due for a breakout.

I’ve never seen you without a beer in your hand. How could you possibly have DT’s

Well I can open jars for my wife first time - so yeah I guess I’m pretty strong. Why, you wanna arm wrestle or something?

You need to buy her an electric jar opener. The other day she woke me up on the couch to open one after our midday matinee while you were at work. I was having a real good snooze too. It pissed me off a bit, but she soon made up for it.

I'll supply enough piss for 3 teams just in case it's hot!

Ooh yeah. Love golden showers

This one hurts

Wouldn’t be the first time you’ve been hurt by a big Willy

I sold him the sh*t and cut the fu** out of it with ketamine...fu** him!

Yeah about that mate, I don’t mind sharing but if you do go through my locker could you not take it all and leave some for me please.

What’s Taylor drinking then?

She can have whatever she likes once the sandwiches are made.

That’s the kind of search history I imagine gets you on a watch list.

I just put muppet pr0n on my own personal watch list. Thanks

There once was a pack of campaigners
They were called the Bombers.

fu** your rhymes you pretentious, beret wearing pansy.

Whoa!Holy shit, we’ve got a bad boy here. Beware fellow bombers

Purple is a fruit.

Purple is a sound if you pump enough drugs in your system

 

[Santoz]

No way to talk about beez mate.

Agreed. Far too polite.

**** off beez you fairweather pansy

 

[Ned Ryerson]

These multiquote streams of consciousness are a sight to behold:

 

[Pugsley]

These multiquote streams of consciousness are a sight to behold:

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Yes, yes it is

 

[Ned Ryerson]

Yes, yes it is


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I’d have stuck with calling me a moron.

 

[Pugsley]

I’d have stuck with calling me a moron.

No. There is plenty of time for that. The mating habits of a pygmy seahorse are more interesting.

 

[EagleOz]

And evening Bombers

New week, new match thread Gumbies. Get amongst it. Probably a good week to join in if you are looking for beer suggestions.

Ned Ryerson TalkingFootyNow1223 EagleOz GWS Goose Genghis Tron beez Riviat Spuddd WaLkEr_ThE_StAr peterss Taylor Jivlain NSWCROW BlueE okeydoke7 bone2468 Rodney Dangerfield saintkildaman StFly Brick Loosener omgfridge Grimesy87

I'm only here for the Beer

 

[Jabba73]

Genghis Tron fancied himself as a poet
Alas, lacked the word skills to show it
Thought “If I complain
And show my disdain
Then hopefully no one will know it”

 

[Ned Ryerson]

No. There is plenty of time for that. The mating habits of a pygmy seahorse are more interesting.

You do you then, I’m not here to kinkshame.

 

[Pugsley]

You do you then, I’m not here to kinkshame.

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That "comes" later.

 

[Genghis Tron]

Genghis Tron fancied himself as a poet
Alas, lacked the word skills to show it
Thought “If I complain
And show my disdain
Then hopefully no one will know it”

Pretty sure there's some San Francisco coffee huts you could be peddling this nonsense. Might what to brush up on slam poetry though.

 

[Genghis Tron]

@Genghis Tron fancied himself as a poet
Alas, lacked the word skills to show it

Also,

 

[EagleOz]

Genghis Tron fancied himself as a poet
Alas, lacked the word skills to show it
Thought “If I complain
And show my disdain
Then hopefully no one will know it”

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Your poem sucks
And the bombers do too.

 

[Barrybran]

Poetry huh? Not something I thought I'd ever see in a Bombers match thread.

Gumbies FFC
We're overdue for a win
Let's beat the Bombers

 

[Pugsley]

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Your poem sucks
And the bombers do too.

Be better.

 

[Robertio]

Genghis Tron fancied himself as a poet
Alas, lacked the word skills to show it
Thought “If I complain
And show my disdain
Then hopefully no one will know it”

Pubs open in Echuca early mate.

 

[Robertio]

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Your poem sucks
And the bombers do too.

 

[Bovo]

Poetry huh? Not something I thought I'd ever see in a Bombers match thread.

Gumbies FFC
We're overdue for a win
Let's beat the Bombers

I think you guys are just so overdue your stink arrived days before you did! Your way past your used by date.Might be time to throw you out with the dog muck

 

[Barrybran]

I think you guys are just so overdue your stink arrived days before you did! Your way past your used by date.Might be time to throw you out with the dog muck

Nice to see you joining in finally. I hope you're using two screens though. Checking the PM for talking points on your phone will get old quickly.

 

[Pugsley]

I think you guys are just so overdue your stink arrived days before you did! Your way past your used by date.Might be time to throw you out with the dog muck

They aren't going anywhere near me.

 

[Jabba73]

Poetry huh? Not something I thought I'd ever see in a Bombers match thread.

Gumbies FFC
We're overdue for a win
Let's beat the Bombers

Was hoping to entice a higher quality of opposition supporters in here to respond, now left wondering if this was the right week to try

 

[EagleOz]

Be better.

Ouch, Nasty!

 

[Jabba73]

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Your poem sucks
And the bombers do too.

Bomber are red
Gumbies are blue
You can do better
Than a poor “No you”

 

[Bovo]

Nice to see you joining in finally. I hope you're using two screens though. Checking the PM for talking points on your phone will get old quickly.

I’m gonna need a bigger monitor...

 

[Pugsley]

Ouch, Nasty!

No. I am covered in my blanket this morning as its a little cold so you aren't getting the hot dog experience.