Official Match Thread Season 31 Round 4 - Baghdad Bombers vs Gumbies FFC at Abdu Prison

[VainGlorious]

Colour is a lovely girl, and when I say less is more, I very much mean I'm there for 45 seconds

4 times?!?!

Age will catch up with you pal, mark my words.

 

[PMBangers]

4 times?!?!

Age will catch up with you pal, mark my words.

1 time, my apology is a little bit drawn out

 

[VainGlorious]

1 time, my apology is a little bit drawn out

 

[PMBangers]

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Almost, he actually got the suit off

 

[Pugsley]

I went to school with a guy named Wayne King.

And his brother Jack.

 

[kickthething]

LOL.

I don't have friends.

what about the imaginary ones

 

[GWS Goose]

I went to school with a guy named Wayne King.

Probably saw beez beautiful ankles, understandable response really.

 

[Robertio]

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[Jabba73]

No one wants the red pill

 

[MITS]

Being a bog standard dropkick you are confused. That bloke is a youngster.

Seems the dull Mitwit and his fellow smears and stains on humanity are still suffering from the recent clobbering they copped. More dazed and confused than usual, they keep picking at each others scabs and reopening old wounds.

Sorry Gumbies that you have to put up with the stench of the festering wounds and the corkies to their ego.

Hmmn it is Wednesday. Two weeks ago the abject cowards ran up the White Flag. "Can't we be friends? Why are the Wonders being so mean?" It made for pathetic reading. Did we show quarter? Nup and neither should the Gumbies.

Always glassy eyed and both suffering from chin bypass disorder, Santoz and his fellow homophobe MinceAllThru were last seen retching over each other.

Wow. Well done buddy. You just wrote 5 paragraphs in a bombers thread without using the term “meat shield”
Who says you can’t teach a mangy old dog new tricks.
I think I speak for everyone here when I say I’m proud of you. Congratulations

There is a British... person who writes for a newspaper... called "Richard Littlejohn" and boy does he sure act like it

The former NSW minister for gaming's name was Richard Face, he unbelievably went by Dick as well.

Richard Head played 143 games with West Adelaide in the South Australian Football League and represented the state 37 times.

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Probably the best name I’ve come across.

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Almost as good as the Nixon campaign slogan from 1960. Not sure how he didn’t win with this catchy slogan!

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I've got a mate called Terri Hunt.

They were a wonderful family. He had a sister named Gimme.

I went to school with a guy named Wayne King.

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I went to school with a girl called Sarah Hayes. Not a funny name or anything but she had a low self esteem, no morals and could suck a gobstopper down to nothing in about four and half minutes. Good times

 

[Robertio]

C'mon Riviat, out of bed.

 

[GWS Goose]

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The old this has never happened to me before.
About as believable as the woman after a one night stand "I never do this"

rightio, Im so irresistible that despite never going home with a guy from the club before, you thought I need to go home with this guy.

 

[Pugsley]

C'mon Riviat, out of bed.

Those craft beers cause the worst hangovers.

The old this has never happened to me before.
About as believable as the woman after a one night stand "I never do this"

rightio, Im so irresistible that despite never going home with a guy from the club before, you thought I need to go home with this guy.

Love is love mate.

 

[GWS Goose]

Those craft beers cause the worst hangovers.Love is love mate.

 

[Pugsley]

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Nice colours.

 

[philreich]

I went to school with a guy named Wayne King.

I remember the Sydney Test against the Poms in 2009. The Aussies were getting thumped mercilessly, so the last thing the ABC commentators wanted to talk about was what was happening on the field. So Kerry O'Keefe starts talking about Mike Hussey: otherwise known as Mr. Cricket. He says, "Mr. Cricket's kids are called Jiminy and Let's Play." After a few moments to allow the audience to digest this information, he continues, "And if the Crickets were to move to India, and then have another child, they'd call it Indoor."

 

[Jabba73]

I remember the Sydney Test against the Poms in 2009. The Aussies were getting thumped mercilessly, so the last thing the ABC commentators wanted to talk about was what was happening on the field. So Kerry O'Keefe starts talking about Mike Hussey: otherwise known as Mr. Cricket. He says, "Mr. Cricket's kids are called Jiminy and Let's Play." After a few moments to allow the audience to digest this information, he continues, "And if the Crickets were to move to India, and then have another child, they'd call it Indoor."

Skull loves a joke

 

[philreich]

Skull loves a joke

He's awesome.

 

[Pugsley]

Skull loves a joke

That laugh of his has me in fits of laughter.

 

[Riviat]

C'mon Riviat, out of bed.

I'm up, I'm up! Not sure about you guys but this beauty sleep doesn't seem to be working.

 

[Riviat]

Now that I've gotten out of the wrong side of the bed, you Bomberdills are going down like a $2 hooker on Sunday.

 

[Pugsley]

Now that I've gotten out of the wrong side of the bed, you Bomberdills are going down like a $2 hooker on Sunday.

We're cheaper.

 

[Robertio]

I'm up, I'm up! Not sure about you guys but this beauty sleep doesn't seem to be working.

Mate most of us have given up on the beauty sleep, the more i sleep the more i get older without knowing it.

 

[Riviat]

We're cheaper.

Do you accept part bitcoin payments?

Mate most of us have given up on the beauty sleep, the more i sleep the more i get older without knowing it.

This is all too true. In my younger years i'd be up half the night and still feel fresh the next morning. Now I just feel like crap.

 

[EagleOz]

I'm up, I'm up! Not sure about you guys but this beauty sleep doesn't seem to be working.

I would have said the opposite