Official Match Thread Season 31 Round 5: Roys FFC vs Baghdad Bombers at the BJO (MOTR)

[Pugsley]

Ohh look JackNah_8 theirs Dominic Thiem another tap write down your throat Pugsley

Thiem isn't even in the top 3 men's tennis players! Low standards!!!

She knows what half her hat is on.

 

[RU_]

Mate opening up a 2ltr bottle of milk gives you a headache.

Lucky him, opening up a long life carton just about slices my fingers off.

 

[Pugsley]

Mate opening up a 2ltr bottle of milk gives you a headache.

Just drink a bottle of Kahlua or 4.

 

[Dingster]

Ohh look JackNah_8 theirs Dominic Thiem another tap write down your throat Pugsley

Thiem isn't even in the top 3 men's tennis players! Low standards!!!

She has you covered BAT. Feign a hammy in the first few mins and let some other shmuck take that beating.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Mate opening up a 2ltr bottle of milk gives you a headache.

i mean yeah, i'm currently in hand therapy cause i can't move my right index finger properly. can't grip them bottles.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

I'll live and die a Roy.
Sometimes you gotta look out for numero#1

Poor campaigner

 

[Pugsley]

She has you covered BAT. Feign a hammy in the first few mins and let some other shmuck take that beating.

I can't bump her like Bazz last week especially when I will be reading her tapwork.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

i mean yeah, i'm currently in hand therapy cause i can't move my right index finger properly. can't grip them bottles.

A lot of other things you haven't got a grip of.

 

[Pugsley]

Got benched last week, can’t have that again.

Who do I remember from the Bombers..

I don't remember you but I forget to tie my shoelaces together.

 

[Allikat]

Just drink a bottle of Kahlua or 4.

tastes great with cornflakes

 

[cats2rise]

Hey guys, the little ray of ******* sunshine has arrived!!

Thank you!

I am settling in to the Roys quite well and just try to bring a little happiness to every posters day.

 

[Dingster]

I can't bump her like Bazz last week especially when I will be reading her tapwork.

I am going to counter this by distracting you with a good belly rub.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Thank you!

I am settling in to the Roys quite well and just try to bring a little happiness to every posters day.

I understand.

The Roys are just like that old comfy couch. That stinks of ****ing death.

 

[Pugsley]

tastes great with cornflakes

It will make the working day more tolerable too.

Nothing worse than someone asking you how a plug and play modem works.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

I understand.

The Roys are just like that old comfy couch. That stinks of ******* death.

Grand Uncle Horace doesn't play for this mob does he?

 

[Pugsley]

I am going to counter this by distracting you with a good belly rub.

You excite me.

 

[VainGlorious]

Where’s Mobbs and Mooch ?

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

A lot of other things you haven't got a grip of.

i mean yeah, but isn't that everyone? i'm trained and educated in a specific field. my knowledge base is pretty narrow, but thorough. There are a lot of things i don't have a grip of. but that natural really.

 

[Pugsley]

Grand Uncle Horace doesn't play for this mob does he?

He posts enough in our threads #meatshield #closetBomber

 

[VainGlorious]

Grand Uncle Horace doesn't play for this mob does he?

No but he certainly smells like shit.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Where’s Mobbs and Mooch ?

Mobbs is on sabbatical.
Mooch is just lazy.

 

[VainGlorious]

Mobbs is on sabbatical.
Mooch is just lazy.

I hope Mobbs is ok, I haven’t seen him on here in months.

Please keep the disparaging remarks about Mooch to a minimum please, he is one of my favourites.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Where’s Mobbs and Mooch ?

Couldn't be ****ed mate.

 

[Supersuns]

I hope Mobbs is ok, I haven’t seen him on here in months.

Please keep the disparaging remarks about Mooch to a minimum please, he is one of my favourites.

Mooch has very important coup things going on he gets a little swamped

 

[Pugsley]

No but he certainly smells like sh*t.

Mate, when you are 127 years old, the rotten cheese odour is like Rexona. It never lets Horry down.