Official Match Thread Season 31 Round 9 - Coney Island Warriors vs Sin City Swamprats at Van Cortlandt Park

[philreich]

Wasn’t it against the Bears? We beat the Warriors in the Preliminary...

Yeah, but Testy was playing for the Bears at the time.

 

[DenieD]

Reminds me of the guy who rings his lawyer - the conversation goes like this:

Client: How much would it cost me to ask you 3 questions?
Lawyer: $500.
Client: What - that's a bit steep, isn't it?
Lawyer: Sure is: what's your 3rd question?

[hangup]
"Wow that phone sex line is really expensive."

 

[Ant Bear]

The guy stuck with cleaning up your mess.
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[jackster83]

Yeah, but Testy was playing for the Bears at the time.

It's been all downhill for the Bears ever since.

 

[GremioPower]

At 5:43 I love how the guy does an extra roll on the ground in order to try and sell it more, as if it wasn't obvious enough the first time. (Obvious that he definitely got tripped but I guess you gotta milk it more.)

Also, 1:20, that was worse acting than Fabio Grosso against Australia in the 2006 World Cup.

Cannot wait for Qatar 2022. Or June, soccer is back for the Socceroos in June.

5:43, that’s Anderson — he played for Manchester United.

Yes, he did that extra roll. The referee didn’t buy it, though. The red card was for a second yellow. Smart enough, Anderson soon stopped his act and asked for the ball. His goal gives me goosebumps every time.

1:20, there was a push in the back, but not enough to move a hanging shirt.

The dive was ridiculously bad. Still, the ref awarded it.

 

[Ant Bear]

What are you going to do? BAN ME?

 

[Ant Bear]

Our high standards consist of being able to make spaghetti.

I employ someone to open the cans.

 

[Ant Bear]

 

[DenieD]

ND would never ban me. He loves me.

 

[jackster83]

Our high standards consist of being able to make spaghetti.

 

[Ant Bear]

Early nom for SC?

Actually it wouldn't be early would it?

kdavva74 wheres our SC?

Lol, depending on kdavva74 to do something be like

 

[philreich]

It's been all downhill for the Bears ever since.

Now he's with the Warriors, one fears for their future.......

 

[Ant Bear]

CONEY ISLAND SONG CONTEST ROUND 9

welcome back to the SC everyone, I’ll keep the intro brief this week

contest is open to all wazzas and Swamprats, theme is ‘Religious terms’, can be any religion not just Christianity.

Send through your nominations via PM, nominations close at roughly the same time tomorrow night

churs

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Woo

 

[Ant Bear]

Woo

This sort of bantz gets you nominated for HoF, keep it up.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

This sort of bantz gets you nominated for HoF, keep it up.

I feel seen.

 

[Tonga Bob]

ME: PM your nomination you fool.

You’re not admin any more Antony, you don’t get to disregard the rules so blatantly any more.

ALSO ME: Hey dav, this is my Billie vote.

 

[Ant Bear]

ME: PM your nomination you fool.

You’re not admin any more Antony, you don’t get to disregard the rules so blatantly any more.

ALSO ME: Hey dav, this is my Billie vote.

Your vote will go on my sig.
Billie is good, yeah?

 

[Dav]

Lol, depending on kdavva74 to do something be like
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I consider myself a master of delegation

 

[Ant Bear]

I feel seen.

TBF, it's hard to miss you

 

[DenieD]

TBF, it's hard to miss you

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TIF you didn't tell me you lost weight?

 

[Dav]

GremioPower got a War-Rat stat for you

in the last 9 outings between the two sides, I’ve masturbated to alleviate boredom 6 times

 

[GotTheGoodes]

TBF, it's hard to miss you

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Wow. Our new Windows 3.1 upgrade comes with paint now?!? When can I get a turn??

 

[DenieD]

GremioPower got a War-Rat stat for you

in the last 9 outings between the two sides, I’ve masturbated to alleviate boredom 6 times

Those other 3 games must have been incredible.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

TBF, it's hard to miss you

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Especially when I was sitting on your face.