Official Match Thread Season 33 - Round 11: Coney Island Warriors vs Roys FFC at Van Cortlandt Park

[Mobbs]

TedDougChris also prepare to be Mooch'd

 

[Dingster]

TedDougChris also prepare to be Mooch 'd

It's about bloody time.

 

[TedDougChris]

TedDougChris also prepare to be Mooch'd

 

[Wosh]

Have a nice Sunday all and if you celebrate Easter have a lovely Easter with loved ones.
I’m sitting out today but I’ll be running drinks, cheering, and doing nude cartwheels in Freofalcon ‘s face if we win.

Go #3KZMOBBSDING !

 

[Dingster]

Have a nice Sunday all and if you celebrate Easter have a lovely Easter with loved ones.
I’m sitting out today but I’ll be running drinks, cheering, and doing nude cartwheels in Freofalcon ‘s face if we win.

Go #3KZMOBBSDING !

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Remember to move the hot dog cart this time.

 

[Wosh]

Remember to move the hot dog cart this time.

Yeah that was embarrassing, but highly entertaining.

 

[Mobbs]

Attn: NaturalDisaster

I wish to draw your attention to a chain of repeating instances within which Roys captain TedDougChris keeps taking the seriousness of the team sheet submissions (official) far too lightly.

I think there's way too many liberties taken. Just look at these examples quoted from the submission.

(The FFS Allikat Edition - Now look what I have to do !!!)

Changes: fu** Yeah - several buckets full....

I do understand that the instructions on the submission thread as reprinted here do not specifically outlaw some quaint embellishments here and there. However I do think TDC fails to take the process seriously and therefore our team should be docked all premiership points thus far won until the commencement of the pursuant match.

Further, this could also amount to a low-level BTGIF charge based on the flippancy with which the Roys captain has been treating the submission process. Without a line clearly drawn, these liberties can be extended further and further until they encroach upon the process by which Simmers procure the results of the competition. TDC is therefore potentially inserting a difficulty into the process with full willingness.

I believe that a direct suspension for the player, and further penalties for his team, are the only way to resolve this circumstance to the mutual satisfaction of all victims affected.

PS: Please resolve this before your tenure is over. No handballs.

 

[Mobbs]

In other news, Roys spearhead Mooch has reluctantly agreed to step into the captaincy role at the Roys FFC to fill the gap left by disgraced over-embellisher TedDougChris following the latter's resignation from the post. Mooch will be ably supported by Team Selector Allikat , perennial morning person hotchilli and disliker of waterskiing, golf and magpies (as a rule) JackNah_8 .

Despite efforts to gain a statement from the team, calls to the BJO Community Rooms last night resulted in Elmer_Judd at best and tigs2010 at worst. They said it was the first they had heard, and asked if there was any more ice cream before dropping the receiver and leaving us entertained for several minutes via the sounds of distant giggling.

 

[Dingster]

In other news, Roys spearhead Mooch has reluctantly agreed to step into the captaincy role at the Roys FFC to fill the gap left by disgraced over-embellisher TedDougChris following the latter's resignation from the post. Mooch will be ably supported by Team Selector Allikat , perennial morning person hotchilli and disliker of waterskiing, golf and magpies (as a rule) JackNah_8 .

Despite efforts to gain a statement from the team, calls to the BJO Community Rooms last night resulted in Elmer_Judd at best and tigs2010 at worst. They said it was the first they had heard, and asked if there was any more ice cream before dropping the receiver and leaving us entertained for several minutes via the sounds of distant giggling.

Roys in disarray.

 

[Wosh]

Fold the Club



(Taken from the Eagles Board)

 

[TedDougChris]

Attn: NaturalDisaster

I wish to draw your attention to a chain of repeating instances within which Roys captain TedDougChris keeps taking the seriousness of the team sheet submissions (official) far too lightly.

I think there's way too many liberties taken. Just look at these examples quoted from the submission.




I do understand that the instructions on the submission thread as reprinted here do not specifically outlaw some quaint embellishments here and there. However I do think TDC fails to take the process seriously and therefore our team should be docked all premiership points thus far won until the commencement of the pursuant match.

Further, this could also amount to a low-level BTGIF charge based on the flippancy with which the Roys captain has been treating the submission process. Without a line clearly drawn, these liberties can be extended further and further until they encroach upon the process by which Simmers procure the results of the competition. TDC is therefore potentially inserting a difficulty into the process with full willingness.

I believe that a direct suspension for the player, and further penalties for his team, are the only way to resolve this circumstance to the mutual satisfaction of all victims affected.

PS: Please resolve this before your tenure is over. No handballs.

 

[Mobbs]

Roys in disarray.

Which array?

 

[Wosh]

Which array?

datarray ——>

 

[Dingster]

Roys in disarray.

Which array?

dis one.

 

[Mobbs]

Match-ups for this round:

Forwards/Defenders:
Mesc v zackah , NaturalDisaster v Mooch , Raveneyes v Allikat
Mofra v Lore , Volbeat v _Mike_ , Freofalcon v Elmer_Judd
Snuffaluphagus v Dingster , Dinsdale v Mobbs , Piggy Smalls v 3KZ is Football
TubbsFarquhar v windyhill , BEEG v royboy2 , Ambrose Burnside v Beandip

Midfielders/Onballers:
A Swallow v tigs2010 , Elton Johns Wig v Cats_R_Cool_4_Ever , FootyGuy13 v JackNah_8
Tonga Bob v Sterge , pantskyle v Zevon, TheInjuryFactory v hotchilli

Interchange:
toxic & PhatBoy , TedDougChris & fitzroybowiedog

I kindah like Dinsdale.
Or maybe I'm just desperate for validation from someone cool.

 

[Dingster]

Match-ups for this round:

Forwards/Defenders:
Mesc v zackah , NaturalDisaster v Mooch , Raveneyes v Allikat
Mofra v Lore , Volbeat v _Mike_ , Freofalcon v Elmer_Judd
Snuffaluphagus v Dingster , Dinsdale v Mobbs , Piggy Smalls v 3KZ is Football
TubbsFarquhar v windyhill , BEEG v royboy2 , Ambrose Burnside v Beandip

Midfielders/Onballers:
A Swallow v tigs2010 , Elton Johns Wig v Cats_R_Cool_4_Ever , FootyGuy13 v JackNah_8
Tonga Bob v Sterge , pantskyle v Zevon, TheInjuryFactory v hotchilli

Interchange:
toxic & PhatBoy , TedDougChris & fitzroybowiedog

I kindah like Dinsdale.
Or maybe I'm just desperate for validation from someone cool.

Snuffaluphagus please don't sneeze on me.

 

[Mobbs]

datarray ——>

Thought you were heading out!

It's my smile isn't it? You just can't resist these chops.

 

[Lore]

Match-ups for this round:

Forwards/Defenders:
Mesc v zackah , NaturalDisaster v Mooch , Raveneyes v Allikat
Mofra v Lore , Volbeat v _Mike_ , Freofalcon v Elmer_Judd
Snuffaluphagus v Dingster , Dinsdale v Mobbs , Piggy Smalls v 3KZ is Football
TubbsFarquhar v windyhill , BEEG v royboy2 , Ambrose Burnside v Beandip

Midfielders/Onballers:
A Swallow v tigs2010 , Elton Johns Wig v Cats_R_Cool_4_Ever , FootyGuy13 v JackNah_8
Tonga Bob v Sterge , pantskyle v Zevon, TheInjuryFactory v hotchilli

Interchange:
toxic & PhatBoy , TedDougChris & fitzroybowiedog

I kindah like Dinsdale.
Or maybe I'm just desperate for validation from someone cool.

Oh hey we actually got the good opponents this week. who fixtured this one for Easter anyway??

 

[Wosh]

Match-ups for this round:

Forwards/Defenders:
Mesc v zackah , NaturalDisaster v Mooch , Raveneyes v Allikat
Mofra v Lore , Volbeat v _Mike_ , Freofalcon v Elmer_Judd
Snuffaluphagus v Dingster , Dinsdale v Mobbs , Piggy Smalls v 3KZ is Football
TubbsFarquhar v windyhill , BEEG v royboy2 , Ambrose Burnside v Beandip

Midfielders/Onballers:
A Swallow v tigs2010 , Elton Johns Wig v Cats_R_Cool_4_Ever , FootyGuy13 v JackNah_8
Tonga Bob v Sterge , pantskyle v Zevon, TheInjuryFactory v hotchilli

Interchange:
toxic & PhatBoy , TedDougChris & fitzroybowiedog

I kindah like Dinsdale.
Or maybe I'm just desperate for validation from someone cool.

Juicy!
Tonga Bob v Sterge , pantskyle v Zevon, TheInjuryFactory v hotchilli

 

[Wosh]

Thought you were heading out!

It's my smile isn't it? You just can't resist these chops.

Not yet, having my brekkie and heading out later. Visiting the little one with the broken arm after lunch
I’m loaded up with eggs and gifts

 

[philreich]

You guys will be delighted to know that you're currently just over 7000 posts behind the grand final rematch (what the hell have you been doing all week????). This one will get underway around 4.30pm - all the best to both teams.

 

[Mobbs]

Not yet, having my brekkie and heading out later. Visiting the little one with the broken arm after lunch
I’m loaded up with eggs and gifts

Ahh fair enough. All the best for the outing! <3

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Match-ups for this round:

Forwards/Defenders:
Mesc v zackah , NaturalDisaster v Mooch , Raveneyes v Allikat
Mofra v Lore , Volbeat v _Mike_ , Freofalcon v Elmer_Judd
Snuffaluphagus v Dingster , Dinsdale v Mobbs , Piggy Smalls v 3KZ is Football
TubbsFarquhar v windyhill , BEEG v royboy2 , Ambrose Burnside v Beandip

Midfielders/Onballers:
A Swallow v tigs2010 , Elton Johns Wig v Cats_R_Cool_4_Ever , FootyGuy13 v JackNah_8
Tonga Bob v Sterge , pantskyle v Zevon, TheInjuryFactory v hotchilli

Interchange:
toxic & PhatBoy , TedDougChris & fitzroybowiedog

I kindah like Dinsdale.
Or maybe I'm just desperate for validation from someone cool.

hotchilli, I'm gonna wax your ass like an old vietnamese woman.

 

[Dingster]

hotchilli, I'm gonna wax your ass like an old vietnamese woman.

Lucky bastard.

 

[hotchilli]

hotchilli, I'm gonna wax your ass like an old vietnamese woman.