Official Match Thread Season 33 Round 15 - Gumbies FFC vs Mount Buller Demons at The House of Gumby (Heritage Round)

[GWS Goose]

Shouldn't matter what beez thinks. He's been earmarked to lead the Bombers next season.

Pol Pot literally killed hundreds of thousands of his own people. I think sending him to the Bombers is too harsh a penalty.

 

[GWS Goose]

I haven't seen anyone pick up ducks that easily since Danny Morrison retired

I would have went the more contemporary Chris Martin (the cricketer, not the annoying douchebag from Coldplay, those sad sacks suck)
But I like what you did.

 

[GWS Goose]

Jesus and I have similarities.

Me too, we both got nailed on good Friday

 

[Barrybran]

I think they are one of the top 3 teams I have played for.

I also should have tied for a Best and Fairest but was robbed whilst at that particular crooked organisation.

Please tell me more, including names, so I can investigate this travesty.

Riviat
Barrybran
GWS Goose
omgfridge

Probably in that order.

If you can't get to the bottom of it, let's all simply just blame Tarkyn_24 and move on.

Don't lose your password, kids. It could cost you a B & F some day.

 

[GWS Goose]

It's easier to pick up a goose.

Sidle up to GWS Goose at a bar, slide across a beer and whisper "I hear you're a big deal,... like the best thing ever". Goose will then invite you back to watch their highlights with them.
You've picked up.

You get me.

 

[GWS Goose]

and you'll fall asleep in the first 5mins once you start hearing the stories then you'll wake up to all your clothes and valuables missing.

I'm exceptionally entertaining, I'm literally paid by people to tell these stories, The audience ability to use Google to fact check me in real time has really restricted me these days (I use that gag)

 

[GWS Goose]

I've been stuck on this qootyforsaken ride since season 13.

I want to get off.

Interestingly that was the working title for Tommy and Pam's Netflix series

 

[beez]

Is this where we drop the jokes about Joel Selwoods upcoming retirement cats2rise ?

Jokes, I will outright murder a man on the field of he says anything negative about my lord and saviour

What is this about the most loathsome player in the league besides Dom Sheed? We might need boxing gloves at training tomorrow night.

Opinion - What player has surprised you with their career?

Joel Selwood - Despite all he's achieved, his brilliance, his ferocity, his leadership, his community work, his family life, the humility that so many close to him speak about, every season I manage to loathe him more than the last.

Kudos to him.

 

[sante]

Wouldn’t it be fitting if Headless made EXACTLY 450 posts in this match thread.

#Headless450 #fanfare

 

[spookism]

Shut up, spookism.

 

[Headless]

What is this about the most loathsome player in the league besides Dom Sheed? We might need boxing gloves at training tomorrow night.

Opinion - What player has surprised you with their career?

Could be a Sweet FA version of this thread.

 

[CatToTheFuture]

What is this about the most loathsome player in the league besides Dom Sheed? We might need boxing gloves at training tomorrow night.

Opinion - What player has surprised you with their career?

No gloves, bare knuckle

 

[beez]

Could be a Sweet FA version of this thread.

Cooney

Despite him not posting anything of note in his 433 games thus far, he should be in the Hall of Fame.

 

[beez]

No gloves, bare knuckle

Get stuffed.

I might break a nail.

No gloves, bareback.

Now we're talking.

 

[CatToTheFuture]

Get stuffed.

I might break a nail.


Now we're talking.

I may need assistance on that one Falconista

 

[Falconista]

I may need assistance on that one Falconista

You called? You need me to pound beez, yeah?

 

[Eth]

Dear beez,

Just swinging by to tell you to get stuffed.

Love, Eth xox

 

[Rodney Dangerfield]

I think Rodders means his mates once tied him to a pole in his undies after a big night

You never had a bucks night?

 

[cats2rise]

Don't lose your password, kids. It could cost you a B & F some day.

I didn't lose it. I forgot it.

Clear difference.

 

[Rodney Dangerfield]

I didn't lose it. I forgot it.

Clear difference.

That could be a good line for the Demons come Sunday evening. We didn’t lose, we forgot.

 

[Proper Gander]

Happy Birthday Proper Gander!

Holy shit

 

[Headless]

That could be a good line for the Demons come Sunday evening. We didn’t lose, we forgot.

You had to use that one at the Demons a few times yourself, didn't you, Rodders?

 

[beez]

Dear beez,

Just swinging by to tell you to get stuffed.

Love, Eth xox

Wow. A shooting star. You don't see many of them.

 

[DemonJim]

Jum and Tim behave pretty similarly tbh. Both crack the sads when things don't go their way.

Remember when Jum came runners up in the Mobbs? That was an hilarious tanty that even bested some of my work.

Oh I 'member.

Which time though?

 

[DemonJim]

Oh and hello Gumbots. I hope you have a good week.
Congratulations to the forward that plays on me for your stellar performance!