Official Match Thread Season 34 Round 1: Ophidian Old Boys FFC vs Gumbies FFC at Spotswood Oval

[Mobbs]

4 : 11.07 {CHF} - Mobbs will take this. No - he's dropped it.
4 : 11.11 {CHB} - Mobbs turns on the afterburners - look at him go.


Happy now ???

I think I gave the Gumbies about 3 goals LOL

 

[Mobbs]

Ok I’m off to watch the Roys and the Eagles.

Thanks for the LOL’s Gumbies

Thanks Wosh ! Awesome work posting.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

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SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 4
OOB Ophidian Old Boys : 20.9.129
Gumbies FFC : 13.8.86
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[U2tigers]

Cheers for today Wosh , was a lot fo fun.

Thanks for a great week Gumbies, a very good Qootball side. Lets go get pissed together.

 

[ossie_21]

Gumbies 13.8.86
defeated
Bonz 8.1.49

Suck ittttttt

 

[Callums_Guns]

Thank's Wosh brilliant posting and appreciate your time !!

Gumbies thanks for being involved in our 1st ever match thread with us

Very enjoyable match and good luck for the rest of the season

#DenieD4beez

 

[DenieD]

I think I gave the Gumbies about 3 goals LOL

Thank you for your services.

 

[Barrybran]

Well that was a dismal start. Congratulations on your first win Old Boys and thanks for the week.

 

[DenieD]

Congratulations Old Boys on your very first win. If that invitation to the bar is still open we will gladly drink until we forget everything that happened in this game. Thanks for posting Wosh

 

[rye]

great game old boys, enjoy the rest of the season!

 

[GWS Goose]

Sluggish start Gumbies.
I've been at a Bucks the last couple days, so I apologise for not being around much.

 

[Falconista]

Well done OOB- been a great match thread and look forward to seeing you develop through the season. Judging by this thread, you have some talented and promising rookies which benefits everyone.

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[Mobbs]

Well Gumbies, a long trip to fall asleep at the wheel for the first half. But you did get back on the horse and switched it on a bit. Sky looks a likely type! Barrybran always has. Thanks for the game, for a fun time all week and some solid laughs throughout (especially the match itself lol hee hee).

No second meetings this season unless we do it in the finals. So lets do it in the finals!

Old Boys, what a sterling opener! Bonz insane in front of goal ... amazing debuts from Wickzki , Mrs Turbo Fleabane Hoos Over The Post hell they all played well!!!

While both players struggled to make an impact, GWS Goose came out tops over the brave Mobbs. - 8m from 92 to 100.
While overall a quiet day for both players, NSWCROW and Mobbs had an epic contest. - 10m from 79 to 89.

I played 21 minutes of pretty much useless footy tho apparently my clash with NSWCROW was epic! Perhaps in our own minds

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Great win Ophidian Old Boys

Winning our first game with such a huge team effort was terrific,

makes my 150th game so much more special and a game I will cherish

thanks to you all

 

[Bonz]

1 : 0 {C} - CatToTheFuture wins the tapout.
1 : .07 {rW} - Brick Loosener takes off.
1 : .12 {lHFF} - Handpass over the shoulder to Catsnlakers.
1 : .16 {CHF} - That came off the outside of the boot.
1 : .18 {CHF} - Nunez drops an absolute sitter.
1 : .22 {rHBF} - A bit of space for The Cryptkeeper to utilise.
1 : .26 {rHBF} - There's been a change.
1 : .3 - <<< Supercheapgiants is trading places with NSWCROW >>>
1 : .36 {rHBF} - The Cryptkeeper hits the ground running.
1 : .4 {rHBF} - He gets a handpass to U2tigers.
1 : .45 {rHBF} - U2tigers sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
1 : .49 {CHB} - Finds Nunez with a handball.
1 : .51 {CHB} - Handballs to Callums_Guns.
1 : .55 {rW} - He looks for MC Bad Genius.
1 : .59 {rW} - One grab... Two... Three... Mark to MC Bad Genius.
1 : 1.01 {rW} - MC Bad Genius has possession.
1 : 1.05 {lW} - A wild kick laterally towards The Jesus.
1 : 1.09 {lW} - Brick Loosener will take this. No - he's dropped it.
1 : 1.13 {C} - beez to send the ball forward.
1 : 1.17 {lHFF} - Kicks to a contest - Catsnlakers looks to get to thre front.
1 : 1.19 {lHFF} - The ball spills free.
1 : 1.23 {lHFF} - Catsnlakers hits the ground running.
1 : 1.28 {rHFF} - A poor handpass but Sky is up to the challenge.
1 : 1.32 {rHFF} - He involves GWS Goose in the play.
1 : 1.34 {rHFF} - Crunching tackle by U2tigers.
1 : 1.38 {lHBF} - Its hard and tough but Heisenberg_ wins possession.
1 : 1.42 {lHBF} - Hands it off to U2tigers.
1 : 1.46 {lHBF} - U2tigers takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
1 : 1.48 {CHB} - He tries to find Nunez with a chip pass.
1 : 1.52 {CHB} - NSWCROW intercepts the kick and marks.
1 : 1.57 {rHFF} - Sky has a paddock.
1 : 2.01 {FF} - He kicks to a contest.
1 : 2.03 {FF} - The ball spills free.
1 : 2.07 {rBP} - haydo assessing what lies ahead of him.
1 : 2.11 {rBP} - He has time to take a bounce.
1 : 2.15 {rHBF} - The Cryptkeeper on the end of this.
1 : 2.17 {C} - That kick is a real floater.
1 : 2.21 {C} - beez gets a timely fist to the ball.
1 : 2.25 {C} - beez signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 2.3 {rW} - Brick Loosener on the end of this.
1 : 2.34 {rHBF} - The Foolback receives his handpass.
1 : 2.35 {rHBF} - The Foolback is wrapped up in the tackle and will be penalised.
1 : 2.4 {lHFF} - With the ball is Mrs Turbo.
1 : 2.44 {lHFF} - Long handpass to the running Callums_Guns.
1 : 2.48 {FF} - Long raking kick in the direction of Bonz.
1 : 2.5 {FF} - Bonz appeals for the mark but play on's the call.
1 : 2.54 {FF} - Bonz with a little space.
1 : 2.58 {FF} - Not a lot of daylight for Bonz to aim at.
1 : 3.02 {FF} - Bonz gets the six points.
OOB Ophidian Old Boys : 1.0.6
Gumbies FFC : 0.0.0

Bonz first goal ever for OOB's - great stuff

Bonz you sexy brilliant kitten - great team work Id say

1 : 2.4 {lHFF} - With the ball is Mrs Turbo.
1 : 2.44 {lHFF} - Long handpass to the running Callums_Guns.
1 : 2.48 {FF} - Long raking kick in the direction of Bonz.
1 : 2.5 {FF} - Bonz appeals for the mark but play on's the call.
1 : 2.54 {FF} - Bonz with a little space.
1 : 2.58 {FF} - Not a lot of daylight for Bonz to aim at.
1 : 3.02 {FF} - Bonz gets the six points.

great to see a rookie involved with the first qoal, well done

Taking Bonz off ignore out of respect for his & OOB's first goal. Should last about a quarter and a half before his smut levels causes me to re-enable it again!

Leaving Bonz off ignore for 3 quarters now. If he gets another I'll listen to his Kelvin Cunnington-ness for an entire week. YES IT'S A DARE

No body will ever shut Bonz up after this.

1 : 12.5 {FF} - Bonz sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 12.54 {FF} - Bonz nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
1 : 12.58 {FF} - A quick snap from Bonz.
1 : 13 {FF} - And the ball bounces through - unbelievable
OOB Ophidian Old Boys : 4.1.25

@ Bonz - you are my newest hero !!!
I want to be just like you when I grow up!

1 : 20.46 {FF} - Bonz has possession.
1 : 20.5 {FF} - He has time to take a bounce.
1 : 20.52 {FF} - Not a lot of daylight for Bonz to aim at.
1 : 20.56 {FF} - That takes Bonz's goal tally to 4.
OOB Ophidian Old Boys : 6.1.37
Gumbies FFC : 0.2.2

Seriously? DUDE! I mean, CAT!

Bonz Having a blinder

Bonz looking good for 100 goals in this shortened season

Falconista also digesting Bonzfist !

Bonz up to 8 goals? wow

Ill have what Bonz is having ...

go you good thing

Started off with the first goal for the glorious Old Boys, fisted poor Falconista and ended out most importantly with a smashing victory for this wonderful club.

Tigerturbulance haydo Ned_Flanders Mobbs thank you for the invite to this wonderful organisation, I will let any of you all be my Daddy whenever you feel like it.

Wosh thank you for the Sim, I know you must of loved posting my big bag.

To everyone who tagged me, get used to the messages over the season, I'm just getting started and you are now playing in the presence of a higher being.



Lastly to the Gumbies and wider SFA.

I'M SORRY

I'M SO SO SORRY


I'M SO SORRY IM JUST TOO FRIGGIN STRONG.



Oh 69 and out <3

 

[Mrs Turbo]

I think I gave the Gumbies about 3 goals LOL

Thats OK - Mobbs It appears Gumbies needed you more than the OOB's did

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Tigerturbu 0 15 0 14 10 2 0 2 0 127

U2tigers even with 127 DT I didn't sully my card with a single mark

#ruckingstandards

 

[Dory_77]

You oldies are alright. GG, WP. Enjoy the SFA! It's a bit weird at first but looks like you're really settling in now with a win first up!

See you for the return fixture

 

[U2tigers]

Tigerturbu 0 15 0 14 10 2 0 2 0 127

U2tigers even with 127 DT I didn't sully my card with a single mark

#ruckingstandards

You can never really take the Ruckman out of great player regardless of where he lines up.

 

[Callums_Guns]

So many firsts in that game but the most important one was the win for Turbo

Enjoy the night, there will be sore heads tomorrow before we head off on our 1st away trip to The Golden Throne

 

[Mrs Turbo]

What a way to celebrate your 150 games - Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Turbo Tigerturbulance

with the first of MANY OOB wins to come
Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo OOB's

I really enjoyed this week - had lots of fun with ALL you Gumbies in my first official Qooty game.
Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Gumbies
Look forward to seeing you again in the GF


now lets Paaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrttttttttttttttttttttttttyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!

 

[Heisenberg_]

I thought pre season was finished?!?

 

[U2tigers]

I thought pre season was finished?!?

You won mate. Well done.

 

[Over The Post]

3 : 20 - <<< Grimesy87 is coming on to replace StFly >>>

about time, StFly must have slipped the opposition church some serious cash, my prayers weren't having much effect at distancing him

 

[Mobbs]

Apparently it's cat day today! Between Bonz with 800 goals and CRC4E with 80 thousand dreamteam points ...