Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 9: Roys FFC v Ophidian Old Boys at Brunswick Junction Oval

[Mrs Turbo]

What a cracking game! And to come away with such an exciting win!
What a fitting end hey?

Robertio you ****ing legend!
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Thanks Roy’s for a fun week as always!
Love your work Mobbs with the SFA real estate.
Thanks philreich for posting! You did good fella

And to my amazing OOBs! Love winning with you lot!

To Mrs Turbo to drink pina colada from jugs with straws

and a couple more for later...

 

[Mobbs]

Well that was as painful as sitting on a cactus dildo covered with Barbed Wire

Where the hell do you shop?

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Here I though damicky ate everyone's crayons

 

[T2B_]

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[TRUMAN#1]

I wouldn't have expected anything less from a premiership ruckman

FFS

You and Wigs should pay me a dollar every time you RUB Premiership Ruckman into me.

I would be retired in luxury if we had that rule this season.

 

[Over The Post]

One half thinks the OOBs are all sexed out with their horny escapeds lel

nek minnut

 

[TRUMAN#1]

There's a turn up for the books!

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I wasn't going to quote that one myself.

 

[Mobbs]

Despite neither player having much impact, DemurePrincess exposed Mobbs's frailties. - 13m from 1 to 14.

13 minutes isn't a frailty!

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Dingster having the Old Girls Mrs Turbo and FreoGirl on each side of you is proving to be a great threesome, just know I am keeping my eye on you

 

[Mooch]

Well that didn't go to plan. I thought there were going to be a Brisbane-like fast start, crap middle, and heroic comeback. So close.

Thanks for the week OOBs and Uncle philreich for posting. Time to regroup Roys.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Here I though damicky ate everyone's crayons

just to make sure I've got the story right, you are talking about the crayons that Pugsley sticks up his butt?

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

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nek minnut

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Always hated The Irwin family myself, esp Steve, what an arseh*le he was.

 

[Over The Post]

Roys - you're not supposed to head to the pub until after the game. In the last 7 minutes in that quarter, the Old Boys turned a 23 point deficit into a 15 point lead!!!

Yeah, and most of them were behinds!!!

Saved by the camel!

 

[Over The Post]

Excitement dissipates!

(doubt there's a gif for that. probably is)

 

[DemurePrincess]

DemurePrincess sad to see you go but you left kicking 2 qoals and certainly instrumental in the Old Boys winning, thanks for all you have brought to Spotswood.

I hope you enjoy yourself in the desert, just know when you run out of sunscreen or get sick of wearing a burqa Spotswood doors are open.

Enjoy the peace and serenity!

Oh hey! Psst!

See you Tuesday and I can’t friggin wait!

 

[Mooch]

Roys - you're not supposed to head to the pub until after the game. In the last 7 minutes in that quarter, the Old Boys turned a 23 point deficit into a 15 point lead!!!

You've clearly never sneaked into our rooms and seen the game plan on the magnet board have you?

 

[Over The Post]

4 : 22.02 {lFP} - Over The Post splits the sticks.
ROYS FFC : 17.14.116
OPHIDIAN OLD BOYS : 20.13.133

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Apologies first to the OOBs and Robertio.
For some reason, I was rather pissed off (for reasons I cannot explain) for how this Sim played out today, you guys/girls were absolutely fantastic and a delight to banter with all week, esp DemurePrincess who was nothing but absolutely brilliant and kind to me after my Pokies win.

I would be honoured to have you as teammates, I am planning to be a lifetime Roys stalwart, so ignore that dog shit comment as the ravings of a weirdo.

Sincere congrats

Apologies to my Roys teammates for letting the whole team down with my petulance towards the end. I really have no idea why I cracked it like a Nut, esp as the OOBs were good fun.. I prolly need to stop taking this comp so seriously.
Best of luck Old Boys/Girls for the rest of the season

Apologies again for the meltdown everyone

 

[Mobbs]

You've clearly never sneaked into our rooms and seen the game plan on the magnet board have you?

We have a game plan?

Wait ...

WE HAVE A MAGNET BOARD?????

 

[Over The Post]

So the reigning premiers prevail in a high scoring classic.

Thank you Phil, thank you Roys, thank you sim...

 

[DemurePrincess]

Apologies first to the OOBs and Robertio.
For some reason, I was rather pissed off (for reasons I cannot explain) for how this Sim played out today, you guys/girls were absolutely fantastic and a delight to banter with all week, esp DemurePrincess who was nothing but absolutely brilliant and kind to me after my Pokies win.

I would be honoured to have you as teammates, I am planning to be a lifetime Roys stalwart, so ignore that dog shit comment as the ravings of a weirdo.

Sincere congrats

Apologies to my Roys teammates for letting the whole team down with my petulance towards the end. I really have no idea why I cracked it like a Nut, esp as the OOBs were good fun.. I prolly need to stop taking this comp so seriously.
Best of luck Old Boys/Girls for the rest of the season

Apologies again for the meltdown everyone

Nothing but love here mate! No need to apologise. You would have copped way worse if we lost

 

[Mooch]

We have a game plan?

Wait ...

WE HAVE A MAGNET BOARD?????

Of course! This bloke helped us write It.

 

[TRUMAN#1]

so ignore that dog shit comment

All good we do have 2 dog shit Premiership Ruckman in our team.

 

[Mobbs]

Apologies first to the OOBs and Robertio.
For some reason, I was rather pissed off (for reasons I cannot explain) for how this Sim played out today, you guys/girls were absolutely fantastic and a delight to banter with all week, esp DemurePrincess who was nothing but absolutely brilliant and kind to me after my Pokies win.

I would be honoured to have you as teammates, I am planning to be a lifetime Roys stalwart, so ignore that dog shit comment as the ravings of a weirdo.

Sincere congrats

Apologies to my Roys teammates for letting the whole team down with my petulance towards the end. I really have no idea why I cracked it like a Nut, esp as the OOBs were good fun.. I prolly need to stop taking this comp so seriously.
Best of luck Old Boys/Girls for the rest of the season

Apologies again for the meltdown everyone

Elmer_Hauser ... if you get pissed off about a Sweet FA result, you know what that means, don't you.

It means the Sweet FA is SERIOUSLY THAT ****ING GOOD!

Btw the OOBs only had one shit player and they got rid of him.
Then he came back to the Roys and became captain.
That is some serious Spotswood PsyOps!

 

[Phar Ace]

Despite neither player having much impact, DemurePrincess exposed Mobbs's frailties. - 13m from 1 to 14.

13 minutes isn't a frailty!

1 metre to 13 would be something like it though