Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 9: Roys FFC v Ophidian Old Boys at Brunswick Junction Oval

[_Mike_]

that's one loooooomg kick

 

[TheGoatBaron]

Get on with it Phil.

 

[Phar Ace]

I just can't stop watching that !!!

Cialis big fella, Cialis!

 

[TRUMAN#1]

 

[DemurePrincess]

4 : 19.13 {CHF} - This should be a goal ... but it isn't.
ROYS FFC : 17.13.115
OPHIDIAN OLD BOYS : 19.12.126

Put your mouth on the whistle mate… and blow the campaigner

 

[philreich]

4 : 19.19 {FB} - Harvey Manfrenjensenden takes off.
4 : 19.23 {FB} - He gets a handpass to Elton Johns Wig.
4 : 19.25 {lBP} - Spears a kick towards tigerland_1720.
4 : 19.3 {lBP} - Spoilt by royboy2.
4 : 19.34 {rFP} - So royboy2 ... with a moment to digest his options.
4 : 19.36 {rFP} - Bit of an ankle-tap from royboy2.
4 : 19.4 {rBP} - King Tenz looks downfield.
4 : 19.42 {rBP} - King Tenz has time to take a bounce.
4 : 19.46 {rBP} - King Tenz sure is going to want to find some redemption after that shank goes out on the full.
4 : 19.5 {rFP} - royboy2 sizes the options in front of him.
4 : 19.52 {rFP} - royboy2 goes for goal.
4 : 19.57 {rFP} - Just a minor score to royboy2.
ROYS FFC : 17.14.116
OPHIDIAN OLD BOYS : 19.12.126
4 : 20.02 {FB} - King Tenz has it.
4 : 20.07 {lHBF} - thewizardmelon trying to offer a lead.
4 : 20.11 {lHBF} - Over the back of the pack comes thewizardmelon and plucks it out.
4 : 20.13 {lHBF} - thewizardmelon has possession.
4 : 20.17 {lHBF} - A quick handpass to Elton Johns Wig.
4 : 20.21 {lHBF} - Elton Johns Wig dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
4 : 20.23 {rW} - A long pass towards FreoGirl.
4 : 20.27 {rW} - FreoGirl takes a pearler.
4 : 20.3 {rW} - FreoGirl has possession.
4 : 20.33 {rHFF} - Quick hands to DemurePrincess under pressure.
4 : 20.37 {rHFF} - JackNah_8 applies the tackle.
4 : 20.4 {lHBF} - The ball is now with JackNah_8.
4 : 20.44 - <<< Elmer_Hauser is coming on to replace Pure Grunt >>>
4 : 20.5 {lHBF} - JackNah_8 to send the ball forward.
4 : 20.54 {lHBF} - JackNah_8 has time to take a bounce.
4 : 20.58 {rHBF} - A wild kick laterally towards Aristotle Pickett.
4 : 21 {rHBF} - Great mark! No! The umpire calls play on.
4 : 21.04 {rHBF} - Aristotle Pickett sucks it up like a dustbuster and he's off and running.
4 : 21.08 - <<< Dicky Fitzwell is coming on to replace windyhill >>>
4 : 21.15 {rHBF} - Aristotle Pickett has it. What can he do with it?.
4 : 21.17 {C} - With his laser-like left foot.
4 : 21.21 {C} - Great mark! No! The umpire calls play on.
4 : 21.25 {C} - Dingster fighting to get a clear kick.
4 : 21.27 {CHF} - He handpasses to myblueroan.
4 : 21.31 {CHF} - This will bring the house down if it goes through.
4 : 21.35 {CHF} - A wayward kick from myblueroan. A minor score.
ROYS FFC : 17.14.116
OPHIDIAN OLD BOYS : 19.13.127
4 : 21.42 {FB} - With the ball is Reardo.
4 : 21.46 {rHBF} - A spearing pass towards Aristotle Pickett.
4 : 21.47 {rHBF} - Irish BlueBagger claims the mark but its play on.
4 : 21.52 {lHFF} - Irish BlueBagger looks downfield.
4 : 21.56 {lFP} - Handpass over the shoulder to Over The Post.
4 : 21.58 {lFP} - This will be a goal to Over The Post.

 

[_Mike_]

4 : 19.13 {CHF} - This should be a goal ... but it isn't.
ROYS FFC : 17.13.115
OPHIDIAN OLD BOYS : 19.12.126

 

[TRUMAN#1]

Good Bye My Fellow Rucks. Its been grand

 

[Robertio]

OOB flogs carrying on like feral Collingwood mouth breathers Lel

Have you taken angry pills old mate?

 

[Dingster]

The Posty delivers!!

 

[Phar Ace]

Good Bye My Fellow Rucks. Its been grand

 

[philreich]

4 : 22.02 {lFP} - Over The Post splits the sticks.
ROYS FFC : 17.14.116
OPHIDIAN OLD BOYS : 20.13.133

 

[TRUMAN#1]

**** you SIM...... **** you

 

[Dingster]

Good Bye My Fellow Rucks. Its been grand

You'll do as you're told and you'll like it.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Have you taken angry pills old mate?

No but I reckon looking at your face would be enough to get me started on the Mike Tyson road to anger management recovery

 

[Mobbs]

Phar Ace is literally in our ruck at the moment I think.

 

[philreich]

4 : 22.06 {C} - Bashed out of the ruck duel by Phar Ace.
4 : 22.12 {rW} - 3KZ is Football picks it up on the bounce.
4 : 22.15 {C} - Spears a kick towards TheGoatBaron.
4 : 22.19 {C} - Great saving mark taken by Dingster.
4 : 22.23 {C} - Dingster wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 22.25 {rW} - FreoGirl screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
4 : 22.29 {rW} - FreoGirl appeals for the mark but play on's the call.
4 : 22.33 {lW} - Mobbs picks it up on the bounce.
4 : 22.35 {rHFF} - A bit of a miskick.
4 : 22.39 {rHFF} - thewizardmelon drops an absolute sitter.
4 : 22.43 {rHFF} - HinkleysHeroes looks downfield.
4 : 22.45 {rHFF} - Handpass over the shoulder to fitzroybowiedog.
4 : 22.49 {rHFF} - A quick handpass to Phar Ace.
4 : 22.53 {rHFF} - Phar Ace got into the back of Over The Post.
4 : 22.55 {rHBF} - Wickzki wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 23 {rHBF} - He handpasses to Over The Post.
4 : 23.04 {lHBF} - He handpasses to thewizardmelon.
4 : 23.06 {lHBF} - He handpasses to Elton Johns Wig.
4 : 23.1 {rHBF} - Hands it off to Wickzki.
4 : 23.14 {rHBF} - He gets a handpass to myblueroan.
4 : 23.16 {rHBF} - myblueroan is tackled beautifully by Roylion.
4 : 23.21 {lHFF} - DERRINALPHIL looking for a lead.
4 : 23.22 {lW} - Handballs over the top to fitzroybowiedog.
4 : 23.27 {lW} - That's a fantasic tackle by Elton Johns Wig.
4 : 23.31 {C} - Dingster has it. What can he do with it?.
4 : 23.32 {rW} - That came off the outside of the boot.
4 : 23.37 {rW} - Anybody's ball.
4 : 23.41 {rW} - FreoGirl does some crumbing and is away.
4 : 23.43 {lW} - Handpasses to Mrs Turbo.
4 : 23.47 {lW} - Mrs Turbo has a bounce.
4 : 23.51 {lW} - Long handpass to the running Over The Post.
4 : 23.53 {lW} - Quick hands to Elton Johns Wig under pressure.
4 : 23.57 {lW} - A hand over the shoulder and Elton Johns Wig will get the free.
4 : 24.01 {rW} - 3KZ is Football looking for a lead.
4 : 24.04 {rW} - Phar Ace receives his handpass.
4 : 24.08 {C} - He transfers play using TheGoatBaron.
4 : 24.1 {C} - Top mark Dingster.
4 : 24.14 {rW} - FreoGirl slowing down the play.
4 : 24.18 {C} - A long looping handpass to Dingster.
4 : 24.2 {C} - He's brought down by TheGoatBaron.
4 : 24.24 {C} - With the ball is TheGoatBaron.
4 : 24.28 {C} - The coach is on the blower....
4 : 24.3 - <<< Mike is trading places with Elmer_Hauser >>>
4 : 24.38 {C} - The ball is now with TheGoatBaron.
4 : 24.4 {C} - He has a bounce.
4 : 24.45 {C} - Great smother by Dingster.
4 : 24.49 {C} - The ball is now with Dingster.
4 : 24.51 {C} - Dingster takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
4 : 24.55 {rW} - He tries to find FreoGirl with a chip pass.
4 : 24.57 {rW} - Poor effort Mobbs. FreoGirl takes the mark.
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SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 4
ROYS FFC : 17.14.116
OPHIDIAN OLD BOYS : 20.13.133
=====================================



Match Over!

 

[Phar Ace]

The Posty delivers!!

Has the Ding dung?

 

[Tigerturbulance]

** you SIM...... ** you

you made it to the 4th quarter, by far your best rucking effort Bono

 

[philreich]

So the reigning premiers prevail in a high scoring classic.

 

[Over The Post]

​

Geez that Leningrad sound is distinctive.

Anyone remember the movie Leningrad Cowboys?

 

[Tigerturbulance]

 

[_Mike_]

one thing left to do...

 

[philreich]

AFTER-MATCH SUMMARY :

ROY SENIORS Vs OOB SENIORS
ROY               5    3        11   6        14   9        17   14   116      
OOB               3    2        7    3        16   12       20   13   133      
ROY        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  OOB         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
Dicky Fitz  0  2  1  1  0  1  0  1  1   19  King Tenz    0  3  0  4  0  0  1  0  0   14
Reardo      0  4  5  6  1  0  1  0  0   40  Harvey Man   0  4  5  5  0  0  1  0  0   34
_Mike_      0  13 8  8  0  0  1  1  2   84  tigerland_   0  7  2  3  0  1  2  0  0   28
Aristotle   0  14 3  4  0  1  1  0  0   57  Wickzki      0  3  0  7  1  0  0  0  0   27
Ed_Gein     0  6  1  7  0  1  1  0  0   33  Tigerturbu   0  5  6  11 0  0  1  0  0   52
JackNah_8   0  10 8  8  0  1  0  0  0   71  thewizardm   0  12 5  11 1  2  0  0  0   79
3KZ is Foo  0  15 9  10 1  2  0  0  1   99  FreoGirl     0  9  13 23 4  3  4  1  0  125
TheGoatBar  0  9  0  0  1  1  1  4  4   57  Dingster     0  14 7  11 3  1  1  1  0  101
Mobbs       0  7  6  13 0  0  1  0  0   62  Mrs Turbo    0  16 9  21 4  0  3  0  0  124
HinkleysHe  0  7  4  10 1  1  1  3  1   74  DemurePrin   0  8  6  7  1  0  1  2  1   70
Elmer_Haus  0  4  4  7  0  0  1  1  0   41  Robertio     0  5  5  10 0  0  2  0  0   44
DERRINALPH  10 14 2  8  3  0  0  2  2  100  Irish Blue   0  8  5  6  1  0  3  1  0   52
royboy2     0  10 0  11 7  7  2  0  2   83  Juddgement   0  3  0  0  0  0  1  2  1   19
SpecialBru  0  11 8  14 3  0  1  0  0   94  BRAB         0  10 1  0  0  0  0  6  4   73
Mooch       0  2  0  0  1  1  0  2  0   23  kenneyswar   0  5  2  0  0  1  0  3  2   42
Phar Ace    10 21 4  7  2  5  4  3  1  119  myblueroan   0  7  5  3  1  0  1  0  1   44
fitzroybow  0  9  0  14 9  4  1  0  0   92  Elton John   0  8  0  6  6  2  3  3  0   71
Roylion     0  0  2  3  0  0  1  0  0    9  Over The P   0  17 0  12 9  4  1  1  2  120
Pure Grunt  0  6  0  4  1  1  1  0  0   28  Braklet      0  6  0  2  1  1  0  0  0   27
windyhill   0  3  1  5  0  0  0  0  0   22  U2tigers     14 14 0  8  5  3  1  0  2   94

            ROY   OOB
Hitouts   : 20   14 
Kicks     : 167  164 
Marks     : 66   71 
Handballs : 140  150 
Tackles   : 30   37 
Frees For : 26   18 
Frees Ag. : 18   26 
Smothers  : 0    3 
Ironouts  : 8    8 
Inside50  : 19   25 
Goals     : 17   20 
Behinds   : 14   13

GOAL BY GOAL :

First Quarter :
1.22 - Behind to BRAB (OOB) - OOB by 1 point(s).
3.27 - Goal to Phar Ace (ROY) - ROY by 5 point(s).
4.19 - Goal to Phar Ace (ROY) - ROY by 11 point(s).
5.55 - Goal to HinkleysHeroes (ROY) - ROY by 17 point(s).
8.59 - Behind to DERRINALPHIL (ROY) - ROY by 18 point(s).
12.19 - Goal to Dingster (OOB) - ROY by 12 point(s).
13.58 - Goal to Elmer_Hauser (ROY) - ROY by 18 point(s).
14.33 - Goal to DemurePrincess (OOB) - ROY by 12 point(s).
16.34 - Rushed behind to ROY - ROY by 13 point(s).
17.06 - Behind to _Mike_ (ROY) - ROY by 14 point(s).
21.56 - Behind to JuddgementDay (OOB) - ROY by 13 point(s).
22.21 - Goal to BRAB (OOB) - ROY by 7 point(s).
24.22 - Goal to DERRINALPHIL (ROY) - ROY by 13 point(s).

Second Quarter :
.45 - Behind to DERRINALPHIL (ROY) - ROY by 14 point(s).
1.51 - Goal to _Mike_ (ROY) - ROY by 20 point(s).
7.14 - Goal to BRAB (OOB) - ROY by 14 point(s).
9.32 - Goal to TheGoatBaron (ROY) - ROY by 20 point(s).
12.36 - Goal to TheGoatBaron (ROY) - ROY by 26 point(s).
12.56 - Goal to FreoGirl (OOB) - ROY by 20 point(s).
14.37 - Goal to BRAB (OOB) - ROY by 14 point(s).
15.22 - Behind to royboy2 (ROY) - ROY by 15 point(s).
16.26 - Behind to TheGoatBaron (ROY) - ROY by 16 point(s).
18.32 - Goal to JuddgementDay (OOB) - ROY by 10 point(s).
20.23 - Goal to Mooch (ROY) - ROY by 16 point(s).
20.48 - Goal to DERRINALPHIL (ROY) - ROY by 22 point(s).
22.29 - Goal to TheGoatBaron (ROY) - ROY by 28 point(s).
24.24 - Behind to kenneyswarriors (OOB) - ROY by 27 point(s).

Third Quarter :
.01 - Goal to JuddgementDay (OOB) - ROY by 21 point(s).
1.26 - Goal to Mooch (ROY) - ROY by 27 point(s).
2.07 - Behind to BRAB (OOB) - ROY by 26 point(s).
3.4 - Goal to Elton Johns Wig (OOB) - ROY by 20 point(s).
6.15 - Behind to BRAB (OOB) - ROY by 19 point(s).
6.39 - Behind to BRAB (OOB) - ROY by 18 point(s).
7.41 - Behind to U2tigers (OOB) - ROY by 17 point(s).
8.4 - Goal to Phar Ace (ROY) - ROY by 23 point(s).
9.01 - Rushed behind to OOB - ROY by 22 point(s).
10.03 - Behind to Over The Post (OOB) - ROY by 21 point(s).
10.25 - Goal to BRAB (OOB) - ROY by 15 point(s).
12.08 - Behind to kenneyswarriors (OOB) - ROY by 14 point(s).
15.2 - Behind to TheGoatBaron (ROY) - ROY by 15 point(s).
15.49 - Behind to TheGoatBaron (ROY) - ROY by 16 point(s).
16.08 - Behind to TheGoatBaron (ROY) - ROY by 17 point(s).
16.38 - Goal to Dicky Fitzwell (ROY) - ROY by 23 point(s).
17.2 - Goal to DemurePrincess (OOB) - ROY by 17 point(s).
17.4 - Goal to Elton Johns Wig (OOB) - ROY by 11 point(s).
18.51 - Goal to Elton Johns Wig (OOB) - ROY by 5 point(s).
20.08 - Behind to DemurePrincess (OOB) - ROY by 4 point(s).
21.15 - Behind to U2tigers (OOB) - ROY by 3 point(s).
21.53 - Goal to kenneyswarriors (OOB) - OOB by 3 point(s).
23.38 - Goal to kenneyswarriors (OOB) - OOB by 9 point(s).
24.2 - Goal to kenneyswarriors (OOB) - OOB by 15 point(s).

Final Quarter :
.53 - Goal to BRAB (OOB) - OOB by 21 point(s).
2.11 - Goal to TheGoatBaron (ROY) - OOB by 15 point(s).
6.39 - Goal to HinkleysHeroes (ROY) - OOB by 9 point(s).
9.09 - Behind to 3KZ is Football (ROY) - OOB by 8 point(s).
9.56 - Behind to Phar Ace (ROY) - OOB by 7 point(s).
12.19 - Goal to HinkleysHeroes (ROY) - OOB by 1 point(s).
13.06 - Behind to HinkleysHeroes (ROY) - scores level.
14.37 - Goal to BRAB (OOB) - OOB by 6 point(s).
15.14 - Goal to Irish BlueBagger (OOB) - OOB by 12 point(s).
19.15 - Behind to _Mike_ (ROY) - OOB by 11 point(s).
20 - Behind to royboy2 (ROY) - OOB by 10 point(s).
21.37 - Behind to myblueroan (OOB) - OOB by 11 point(s).
22.06 - Goal to Over The Post (OOB) - OOB by 17 point(s).

TIME ON GROUND :

ROY
Roylion              0 (On) 31.58 (Off) 92.07 (On) Total : 40%
Reardo               0 (On) Total : 100%
windyhill            0 (On) 12.5 (Off) 31.58 (On) 96.08 (Off) Total : 77%
Aristotle Pickett    0 (On) Total : 100%
Ed_Gein              0 (On) Total : 100%
Mobbs                0 (On) 21.35 (Off) 41 (On) Total : 80%
3KZ is Football      0 (On) Total : 100%
SpecialBruce         0 (On) Total : 100%
Phar Ace             0 (On) 41 (Off) 49.32 (On) Total : 91%
HinkleysHeroes       0 (On) Total : 100%
Elmer_Hauser         0 (On) 80.55 (Off) 95.44 (On) Total : 85%
_Mike_               0 (On) 76.28 (Off) 80.55 (On) Total : 95%
Dicky Fitzwell       0 (On) 93.58 (Off) 96.08 (On) Total : 97%
TheGoatBaron         0 (On) Total : 100%
Mooch                0 (On) Total : 100%
DERRINALPHIL         0 (On) 49.32 (Off) 76.28 (On) Total : 73%
fitzroybowiedog      0 (On) Total : 100%
royboy2              0 (On) 92.07 (Off) 93.58 (On) Total : 98%
JackNah_8            0 (Off) 21.35 (On) Total : 77%
Pure Grunt           0 (Off) 12.5 (On) 95.44 (Off) Total : 82%

OOB
King Tenz            0 (On) 83.45 (Off) 90.24 (On) Total : 93%
Harvey Manfrenjensen 0 (On) Total : 100%
tigerland_1720       0 (On) Total : 100%
myblueroan           0 (On) 51.09 (Off) 91.22 (On) Total : 60%
Tigerturbulance      0 (On) Total : 100%
thewizardmelon       0 (On) Total : 100%
FreoGirl             0 (On) Total : 100%
Dingster             0 (On) Total : 100%
Mrs Turbo            0 (On) Total : 100%
DemurePrincess       0 (On) Total : 100%
Robertio             0 (On) Total : 100%
Irish BlueBagger     0 (On) Total : 100%
JuddgementDay        0 (On) Total : 100%
BRAB                 0 (On) Total : 100%
kenneyswarriors      0 (On) Total : 100%
U2tigers             0 (On) 91.22 (Off) Total : 91%
Braklet              0 (On) 28.02 (Off) 39.47 (On) 48.06 (Off) 83.45 (On) 90.24 (Off) Total : 43%
Over The Post        0 (On) Total : 100%
Elton Johns Wig      0 (Off) 48.06 (On) Total : 51%
Wickzki              0 (Off) 28.02 (On) 39.47 (Off) 51.09 (On) Total : 59%

Total :  3600               Average :  90.00001

MATCH-UPS :

• In a resume-material performance, Mrs Turbo was easily the winner in the clash with 3KZ is Football. - 99m from 0 to 99.
• While the match-up was a bit of a side-show, Irish BlueBagger beat Aristotle Pickett today - but not by much. - 95m from 2 to 97.
• In what became a bit of a clinic, Reardo's bum will be a bit sore after having it solidly kicked by BRAB. - 95m from 1 to 96.
• In quite a display, fitzroybowiedog won the bout with Braklet. - 46m from 0 to 46.
• In what was a very slow day for both, Braklet had Mooch's measure. - 3m from 85 to 88.
• While not all all one-way, JackNah_8 had the better of DemurePrincess. - 75m from 21 to 96.
• Despite neither player having much impact, DemurePrincess exposed Mobbs's frailties. - 13m from 1 to 14.
• In an epic battle, U2tigers and DERRINALPHIL were well-matched - there was no victor. - 50m from 0 to 50.
• In an epic battle, DERRINALPHIL beat Wickzki today - but not by much. - 22m from 76 to 98.
• Spending most of the game pushing and shoving each other, tigerland_1720 and Dicky Fitzwell were hard to separate - though tigerland_1720 was slightly more effective. - 80m from 8 to 88.
• While not all all one-way, SpecialBruce had the better of Dingster. - 84m from 0 to 84.
• While worlds weren't set on fire, Dingster massacred TheGoatBaron. - 10m from 90 to 100.
• While worlds weren't set on fire, it could be argued that Robertio had the better game against Ed_Gein - although there was very little in it. - 89m from 2 to 91.
• Toe to toe throughout, Elmer_Hauser and Tigerturbulance were well-matched - there was no victor. - 75m from 4 to 79.
• In an epic battle, Elton Johns Wig did very well against fitzroybowiedog. - 50m from 49 to 99.
• While not all all one-way, FreoGirl came out tops over the brave Mobbs. - 57m from 42 to 99.
• In an epic battle, not much between Phar Ace and FreoGirl - the former was probably a smidgeon better. - 35m from 3 to 38.
• In what was a very slow day for both, Harvey Manfrenjensenden exposed SpecialBruce's frailties. - 7m from 88 to 95.
• In an enthralling contest, TheGoatBaron was slightly more polished than Harvey Manfrenjensenden. - 76m from 8 to 84.
• In an epic battle, not much between HinkleysHeroes and thewizardmelon - the former was probably a smidgeon better. - 93m from 5 to 98.
• While overall a quiet day for both players, Pure Grunt gave JuddgementDay a lesson. - 53m from 20 to 73.
• Neither having much reason to brag, windyhill and JuddgementDay were hard to separate - though windyhill was slightly more effective. - 0m from 1 to 1.
• In a bit of an exhibition, kenneyswarriors gave windyhill a bath. - 25m from 49 to 74.
• In a bit of an exhibition, Mooch did a demolition job on King Tenz. - 86m from 9 to 95.
• In an epic battle, Over The Post and royboy2 were evenly matched. - 91m from 0 to 91.
• Despite neither player having much impact, Over The Post won the bout with Roylion. - 6m from 93 to 99.
• Spending most of the game pushing and shoving each other, myblueroan did very well against Phar Ace. - 9m from 91 to 100.
• In a resume-material performance, Phar Ace exposed U2tigers's frailties. - 51m from 49 to 100.
• Neither having much reason to brag, tigerland_1720 was slightly more polished than royboy2. - 1m from 94 to 95.
• In what was a very slow day for both, Roylion won the bout with kenneyswarriors. - 30m from 1 to 31.
• While overall a quiet day for both players, Tigerturbulance was way too good for Mike. - 13m from 81 to 94.
• Regardless that this wasn't a huge game for either player, Wickzki won the bout with fitzroybowiedog. - 7m from 31 to 38.
• In what was a very slow day for both, Mike had Wickzki's measure. - 6m from 58 to 64.
• In quite a tussle, Mike came out tops over the brave myblueroan. - 46m from 5 to 51.

 

[Mobbs]