Official Match Thread Season 34 - Round 10: East Side Phoenix vs Ophidian Old Boys FFC at The Eyrie

[U2tigers]

It's just training for the big leagues.

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You missed.

Either that or you just shaved a couple of hairs off his gut

Pfft

 

[haydo]

I'm getting used to talking a big game before every match only to bludge when the siren sounds.

I reckon I got this Qooty business finally figured out.

That's how I've managed my whole Qooty career

 

[Chipmunk]

How’s some of the newer players getting on?

 

[Bonz]

You missed.

Either that or you just shaved a couple of hairs off his gut

Pfft

It's called a bunda roll, aim is to hit the lower target as minimally as possible to avoid getting parried.

 

[Bonz]

How’s some of the newer players getting on?

That's super creepy.....

I love it.

 

[Bonz]

I'm getting used to talking a big game before every match only to bludge when the siren sounds.

I reckon I got this Qooty business finally figured out.

#Inspirational

 

[Bonz]

hey Dingster - do you know what position you're playing on Sunday! Would love to take you out!

You couldn't afford to take Dingster out, his food budget has made many a club broke before.

 

[Chipmunk]

That's super creepy.....

I love it.

That’s not what the team said, they said it was better than this anyway:

 

[U2tigers]

It's called a bunda roll, aim is to hit the lower target as minimally as possible to avoid getting parried.

bunda roll = gut shave.

Cheers mate, learn something every day.

 

[Chipmunk]

But when we got to the GF last season it was more like this:

 

[thewizardmelon]

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Don’t give the Wiz anything, keep it for the Team PM would prefer to keep our streak going

I’ve been taking notes at every single one of the OOB games, don’t you worry!

 

[MWPP]

You couldn't afford to take Dingster out, his food budget has made many a club broke before.

Out? Yeah, while Jezmiester40 is too cheap to shout Dingster with free curry puffs but that’s what mates’ rates are for
In other words Ding has his sources

 

[MWPP]

I’ve been taking notes at every single one of the OOB games, don’t you worry!

Tigerturbulance isn‘t the love muscle specimen he once was and Callums_Guns isn’t as fit as he once was either
You could’ve at least borrowed GUH’s sparknotes ….

 

[Bonz]

OPHIDIAN OLD BOYS FFC
S34 Round 10 vs East Side Phoenix

B: Nunez - BRAB - Heisenberg_

HB: haydo - Fleabane - The Cryptkeeper

C: MC Bad Genius - Elton Johns Wig - The Jesus

HF: Hoos - Over The Post - Mrs Turbo

F: AxialMat7 – Bonz - Wickzki

Foll: U2tigers - Tigerturbulance - Callums_Guns

INT: Mobbs – FireKrakouer​

And to think I get threatened for content that is too sexy.

Look at that team.

 

[Bonz]

bunda roll = gut shave.

Cheers mate, learn something every day.

Any time babe

 

[Bonz]

That’s not what the team said, they said it was better than this anyway:

You need to stick a chipmunks head on that gif.

Let me know if you require assistance.

 

[Chipmunk]

You need to stick a chipmunks head on that gif.

Let me know if you require assistance.

I definitely do, I don’t know how to do any of this photoshopping.

 

[Bonz]

I definitely do, I don’t know how to do any of this photoshopping.

Send me through front on, side on and back of a chipmunks head you want.

 

[Dingster]

You couldn't afford to take Dingster out, his food budget has made many a club broke before.

I know a fab ramen place in The Eyrie. You, me with ramen, yakimeishi and gyoza along with some sake and Asahi beer.

Out? Yeah, while Jezmiester40 is too cheap to shout Dingster with free curry puffs but that’s what mates’ rates are for
In other words Ding has his sources

I have to cut Jez out now to get my hands on these bad boys.

Speaking of bad boys. Hi Hoos

 

[Bonz]

I know a fab ramen place in The Eyrie. You, me with ramen, yakimeishi and gyoza along with some sake and Asahi beer.

I have to cut Jez out now to get my hands on these bad boys.

Speaking of bad boys. Hi Hoos

I will NEVER say no to Ramen

 

[Mobbs]

I know a fab ramen place in The Eyrie. You, me with ramen, yakimeishi and gyoza along with some sake and Asahi beer.

I have to cut Jez out now to get my hands on these bad boys.

Speaking of bad boys. Hi Hoos

More to do when the server is back!

 

[Mobbs]

I will NEVER say no to Ramen

Thomas Covenant dislikes this.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

I can't see gifs now. Please describe.

TOMATOES (plants similar in style, so funny to misrepresent)

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

I am DRUNK and ready to shit talk!!!!!!

 

[U2tigers]

Let's talk Phoenix trash then