Official Match Thread Season 35, Round 1 – Dragons FFC v Sin City Swamprats @ Ljp86's Lair

[Bradesmaen]

I understand there are many questions about Adelaide water quality, perhaps you could use that as some fun fodder?

I would but as an Adelaide person I don't like this joke

 

[okeydoke7]

Anything less than 5 goals will be a failure for me this week.

Especially given we will win by 30+ points anyway. Round 1 on the way to a premiership.

 

[philreich]

I understand there are many questions about Adelaide water quality, perhaps you could use that as some fun fodder?

Leave our water alone - there's nothing wrong with it, as long as you chew it properly.

 

[Braklet]

Leave our water alone - there's nothing wrong with it, as long as you chew it properly.

Bigfooty is not only fun, it's educational!

 

[jackster83]

Leave our water alone - there's nothing wrong with it, as long as you chew it properly.

It's harmless compared to the water at the Underground Stadium. Even Ninja Turtles don't want anything to do with that shit.

 

[BloodySwan]

Australia day never fails to be a hot day!

 

[Andonis1997]

Australia day never fails to be a hot day!

It just got even hotter now that I'm here - heya Swampies, long time no see

 

[okeydoke7]

Anyone else skip pre-season running this year?

Us Swampies didn’t even have a training session.

 

[jackster83]

Anyone else skip pre-season running this year?

Us Swampies didn’t even have a training session.

Some of us were busy winning premierships over the summer.

 

[BloodySwan]

It just got even hotter now that I'm here - heya Swampies, long time no see

 

[BloodySwan]

Anyone else skip pre-season running this year?

Us Swampies didn’t even have a training session.

Soooo many skinfolds.....

 

[Power Raid]

Ken Hinkley and Port Adelaide Forever! Long Live the Ken

EFA - to shut up any yappy port supporter

 

[Power Raid]

Australia day never fails to be a hot day!

just went for a jog and breaky at Cottesloe beach..............blue skies, clear water and beautiful women

 

[okeydoke7]

Soooo many skinfolds.....

Highest score wins I think.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Tears are just me expressing my happiness. Inside.

That's deep.

 

[okeydoke7]

I’ve probably scored more goals than all Dragons players combined.

 

[Andonis1997]

Highest score wins I think.

Oh, so like golf!

 

[okeydoke7]

Oh, so like golf!

Good to see you around

 

[serial_thrilla]

I’ve probably scored more goals than all Dragons players combined.

Ljp86 + Pie 4 Life + Hatchy1992 = 1302 goals at the Dragons.

 

[serial_thrilla]

Fun fact.
I have received 6577 beez votes over six seasons.
okeydoke7 has only received 2000 votes over 25 seasons.

 

[Power Raid]

I’ve probably scored more goals than all Dragons players combined.

I've been meaning to ask............how many goals have you kicked?

we haven't had an update for a while

 

[Power Raid]

It's only 19 seconds but worth it

you have to hand it to the lady interviewing the boys. She is sharing her knowledge and experience on the topic and appreciates a phenomenal appendage.

sounds like this guy should be playing at the Swamprats. He meets the minimum standards.

 

[spookism]

That's deep.

I'm like an onion, I have many layers

 

[BloodySwan]

you have to hand it to the lady interviewing the boys. She is sharing her knowledge and experience on the topic and appreciates a phenomenal appendage.

sounds like this guy should be playing at the Swamprats. He meets the minimum standards.

We have standards?

 

[BloodySwan]

Highest score wins I think.

I've been preparing for this allllllll COVID