Official Match Thread Season 35, Round 1 – Dragons FFC v Sin City Swamprats @ Ljp86's Lair

[Hatchy1992]

I reject this lineup.

So do I mate, so do I.

 

[Power Raid]

Sin City Swamprats Official Team Sheet

Round 1 vs Dragons FFC @ Ljp86's Lair

B Firestarter - jackster83 - Ticky009
HB KinderSmock - Kennedy Parker - HirdsTheWord
C Dominic03 - Ant Bear - BloodySwan
HF Power Raid - ant555 - Grav
F sataris - okeydoke7 - GotTheGoodes
FOLL GremioPower - spookism - philreich
INT RPCB - darthmann

Congratulations to Ant Bear: 300 games​

a work of art!

 

[okeydoke7]

I mean you compared him to Donald Trump when AB was admin.

Got it. That makes more sense. Good of me to snap out of borderline inactivity to make a comment like that!

 

[philreich]

Part 2:
51. He is a spammer and likes to boost his post count with pointless consecutive posts.
52. He kicked 13 goals in his first season.
53. His first season was Season 18.
54. He currently has a career total of 666 marks.
55. He currently has a career total of 444 free kicks for.
56. He has a winning percentage of 48.83%
57. He has played 37 games for the West Coast Wonders
58. He has played 1 game with Quivorir.
59. He is 6th for all time Beez votes totals.
60. He founded SuperQoach.
61. He likes to drink beer.
62. He has played midfield for the majority of his career.
63. He once tried to win the Fred Medal and failed miserably.
64. He is currently not in the Hall of Fame.
65. He has participated on two podcasts.
66. He is the archnemesis of BRAB.
67. He was the direct opponent of Kennedy Parker in Kennedy Parker's 100th game.
68. Kennedy Parker scored the winning goal and got 3 Mobbs Medal votes in said game.
69. He plays for the Allies in State of Origin.
70. He sat on the same bench as BRAB in a State of Origin game.
71. He has played in two losing grand finals in Season 25 and Season 30.
72. He posts pictures of batsmen raising the bat whenever he reaches 50 or 100 posts in a match thread.
73. He has polled in 12 separate seasons in the Beez.
74. He got 0 Beez votes in Season 34.
75. He was the vice-captain of Millky95 in Season 22 and Season 23.
76. okeydoke7 compared him to Donald Trump during his administration.
77. He was criticised for being a poor communicator as admin.
78. He was succeeded by NaturalDisaster as admin.
79. He kicked 20 goals in Season 28.
80. He was the topic of a beez thread in Season 28 with the title "Impeach the Mother*er"
81. Agent93 rated him as a good admin.
82. He was an enthusiastic proponent of #gifFriday
83. He has scored over 1000 DT points in 14 separate seasons.
84. If he and Okeydoke7 attempted to walk through a door at the same time, they would not fit due to the size of their heads.
85. He is the captain of The Ant Bears in a JoshWoodenSpoon No Sweet Surrender exhibition game.
86. He is not a fan of State of Origin.
87. He is able to be witness to Dav and JDC! being different people.
88. He compiled statistics before becoming the SFA Administrator.
89. He has never won a TFLUA-Tiger Award.
90. He has never kicked more than 25 goals in a season.
91. He has 18 less total Beez votes than serial_thrilla.
92. Serial_thrilla does not think he is a league legend.
93. He PM'd captains during a committee vote to try and change their decisions.
94. He likes to travel.
95. He taught KohPhi how to post gifs.
96. He recruited ant555 to the Swamprats.
97. His first post in the SFA was a long essay.
98. He got mad when his 4-goal performance was not mentioned in a team thread write-up in S20.
99. He introduced the Macca Medal at the Swamprats.
100. He rightfully denied Headless an undeserved selection in the All-SFA team for being non-contributor who sits on his arse.

I hope you're not planning on doing something similar for AB's 350th......

 

[serial_thrilla]

I hope you're not planning on doing something similar for AB's 350th......

This is even worse than the time I posted 100 chicken gifs to celebrate Stoods' 100th game.

 

[DragoDelph]

What am I missing?

Zoom in on the ic….

You know what? Never mind

 

[PhenomenalV1]

95. He taught @KohPhi how to post gifs.

So that's how it happened.

Finally, I've got someone to blame!

 

[Firestarter]

So that's how it happened.

Finally, I've got someone to blame!

You don't just blame it on the rain?

 

[DragoDelph]

You don't just blame it on the rain?

I just want to know why it always rains on me?

 

[Kennedy Parker]

The whole story behind 58 is one of my favourites's in my Sweet FA career.

I think there were like 3 separate media threads about that during the week.

The funny thing is it exploited a loophole in the rules and okeydoke7 would exploit the same loophole later in the season only for The Filth Wizard to find him guilty of BTGID.

 

[spookism]

I think there were like 3 separate media threads about that during the week.

The funny thing is it exploited a loophole in the rules and okeydoke7 would exploit the same loophole later in the season only for The Filth Wizard to find him guilty of BTGID.

That was my favourite part, I indirectly got okeydoke7 suspended

 

[Hatchy1992]

This is even worse than the time I posted 100 chicken gifs to celebrate Stoods' 100th game.

Those were funny gifs though.

 

[T2B_]

DRAGONS FFC OFFICIAL TEAM SHEET
Season 35: Round 1 vs Sin City Swamprats

B: prpl_jss - Chief - Ge3ks
HB: HawkAussie - T2B_ - BringBackTheAnchor
C: Ljp86 - A Swallow - Bradesmaen
HF: serial_thrilla - PhenomenalV1 - DJ75
F: Knifey Spoony - Hatchy1992 - Blaze Storm
FOLL: Strigoi - Pie 4 Life - DragoDelph

INT: Lbaddie29 - VandoHawk




DEBUTS: Lbaddie29, Ge3ks, prpl_jss

MILESTONES: Knifey Spoony 250 SFA Games​

 

[Ge3ks]

 

[Purple Jesus]

Back pocket! You bloody rippaaaa!

 

[Purple Jesus]

debuting like

 

[T2B_]

Chief, A Swallow, DJ75, Blaze Storm, Pie 4 Life, serial_thrilla, T2B_, Mooresome, Stoods, DragoDelph, BringBackTheAnchor, Matt_352, Strigoi, Hatchy1992, paraaaa, Knifey Spoony, VandoHawk, Bradesmaen, Ashman OG, HawkAussie, Ljp86, PhenomenalV1, Ge3ks, Lbaddie29, prpl_jss

Knifey Spoony 250 SFA GAMES this weekend!
​

Yes that's right folks, nevermind the other milestones, our favourite Charizard Dragonite is celebrating his 250th game this Sunday. He may not have been around too much lately, but like Santa Claus maybe if we sing his praises enough he will come flying through the sky bearing gifts. Or something.

Knifey sure does love his Subway, as anyone that knows him, knows. Coach Andonis1997 and I have made sure that every Knifey Spoony goal this weekend results in not one, not two, but THREE Subway vouchers! Quite frankly it's just not fair on the Swamprats to do this, as they will get obliterated, but that's how much we love Knifey.

Did you know? Knifey Spoony started out as a Gumby way back in Season 21 and 22. Hard to believe I know, as he's awesome, which Gumbies are not known for, but make no mistake, 12 seasons with the Dragons ever since and he's well and truly cleansed.

Here's to you Knifey, may you cut through Rats this weekend like butter.

Knifey's Qareer Statistics:​

	Totals	Avg.	League Rank
Games	249		97th
HitOuts	228	0.92	121st
Kicks	1686	6.77	101st
Marks	719	2.89	73rd
Handballs	1473	5.92	107th
Tackles	306	1.23	149th
Frees For	178	0.71	175th
Frees Agnst	182	0.73	149th
Goals	210	0.84	84th
Behinds	154	0.62	72nd
Disposals	3159	12.69	105th
DreamTeam	12659	50.84	99th

 

[Braklet]

View attachment 1594331

Chief, A Swallow, DJ75, Blaze Storm, Pie 4 Life, serial_thrilla, T2B_, Mooresome, Stoods, DragoDelph, BringBackTheAnchor, Matt_352, Strigoi, Hatchy1992, paraaaa, Knifey Spoony, VandoHawk, Bradesmaen, Ashman OG, HawkAussie, Ljp86, PhenomenalV1, Ge3ks, Lbaddie29, prpl_jss

Knifey Spoony 250 SFA GAMES this weekend!
​

Yes that's right folks, nevermind the other milestones, our favourite Charizard Dragonite is celebrating his 250th game this Sunday. He may not have been around too much lately, but like Santa Claus maybe if we sing his praises enough he will come flying through the sky bearing gifts. Or something.

Knifey sure does love his Subway, as anyone that knows him, knows. Coach Andonis1997 and I have made sure that every Knifey Spoony goal this weekend results in not one, not two, but THREE Subway vouchers! Quite frankly it's just not fair on the Swamprats to do this, as they will get obliterated, but that's how much we love Knifey.

Did you know? Knifey Spoony started out as a Gumby way back in Season 21 and 22. Hard to believe I know, as he's awesome, which Gumbies are not known for, but make no mistake, 12 seasons with the Dragons ever since and he's well and truly cleansed.

Here's to you Knifey, may you cut through Rats this weekend like butter.

Knifey's Qareer Statistics:​

	Totals	Avg.	League Rank
Games	249		97th
HitOuts	228	0.92	121st
Kicks	1686	6.77	101st
Marks	719	2.89	73rd
Handballs	1473	5.92	107th
Tackles	306	1.23	149th
Frees For	178	0.71	175th
Frees Agnst	182	0.73	149th
Goals	210	0.84	84th
Behinds	154	0.62	72nd
Disposals	3159	12.69	105th
DreamTeam	12659	50.84	99th

Many congratulations on your big thing, Knifey Spoony!
Oh, and on your double century and a half...

 

[serial_thrilla]

View attachment 1594330
DRAGONS FFC OFFICIAL TEAM SHEET
Season 35: Round 1 vs Sin City Swamprats

B: prpl_jss - Chief - Ge3ks
HB: HawkAussie - T2B_ - BringBackTheAnchor
C: Ljp86 - A Swallow - Bradesmaen
HF: serial_thrilla - PhenomenalV1 - DJ75
F: Knifey Spoony - Hatchy1992 - Blaze Storm
FOLL: Strigoi - Pie 4 Life - DragoDelph

INT: Lbaddie29 - VandoHawk




DEBUTS: Lbaddie29, Ge3ks, prpl_jss

MILESTONES: Knifey Spoony 250 SFA Games​

 

[Power Raid]

If artificial intelligence is so advanced, we have automated driving...........why are traffic lights still soooo bad

 

[philreich]

This is even worse than the time I posted 100 chicken gifs to celebrate Stoods' 100th game.

Debatable!!!

 

[Bradesmaen]

Back pocket! You bloody rippaaaa!

We're one player away from being able to have a pine of Dockers.

 

[Bradesmaen]

View attachment 1594331

Chief, A Swallow, DJ75, Blaze Storm, Pie 4 Life, serial_thrilla, T2B_, Mooresome, Stoods, DragoDelph, BringBackTheAnchor, Matt_352, Strigoi, Hatchy1992, paraaaa, Knifey Spoony, VandoHawk, Bradesmaen, Ashman OG, HawkAussie, Ljp86, PhenomenalV1, Ge3ks, Lbaddie29, prpl_jss

Knifey Spoony 250 SFA GAMES this weekend!
​

Yes that's right folks, nevermind the other milestones, our favourite Charizard Dragonite is celebrating his 250th game this Sunday. He may not have been around too much lately, but like Santa Claus maybe if we sing his praises enough he will come flying through the sky bearing gifts. Or something.

Knifey sure does love his Subway, as anyone that knows him, knows. Coach Andonis1997 and I have made sure that every Knifey Spoony goal this weekend results in not one, not two, but THREE Subway vouchers! Quite frankly it's just not fair on the Swamprats to do this, as they will get obliterated, but that's how much we love Knifey.

Did you know? Knifey Spoony started out as a Gumby way back in Season 21 and 22. Hard to believe I know, as he's awesome, which Gumbies are not known for, but make no mistake, 12 seasons with the Dragons ever since and he's well and truly cleansed.

Here's to you Knifey, may you cut through Rats this weekend like butter.

Knifey's Qareer Statistics:​

	Totals	Avg.	League Rank
Games	249		97th
HitOuts	228	0.92	121st
Kicks	1686	6.77	101st
Marks	719	2.89	73rd
Handballs	1473	5.92	107th
Tackles	306	1.23	149th
Frees For	178	0.71	175th
Frees Agnst	182	0.73	149th
Goals	210	0.84	84th
Behinds	154	0.62	72nd
Disposals	3159	12.69	105th
DreamTeam	12659	50.84	99th

My favourite subway eating Dragon.

 

[T2B_]

We're one player away from being able to have a pine of Dockers.

Getting dangerously close to being the Dragon Dockers FFC.

If this happens under my captaincy, serial_thrilla 's name might have to be uttered in particular ways.

 

[Hatchy1992]

Congratulations to my good mate Knifey Spoony on his 250th game this weekend. From captaining you as a rookie at the Gumbies on your debut game, through to 250 games, apart from that single season that must not be named, it's been one hell of a ride. I'm glad I managed to convince you to join me at Dragon Island all those years ago. I'll make sure to win a sub or two for you this weekend.